Don't know why

Don't know why pharmacies take so long to dole out a few pills. I guess they're being careful, but damn! You can be the only one in the place and they'll still tell you to wait twenty minutes. The only place slower than that is the DMV.

Don't know why the talking sports heads are still trying to sell us soccer. I guess they're just too stupid to get the message.

Don't know why these same morons continuously babble about drugs in sports. Are they trying to convict someone by overkilling them on TV? I would like to see Barry Bonds sue the dog shit out of all the sports networks and take even more money into retirement.

Don't know why the Americans can't seem to produce tennis champs on a regular basis. I seldom watch tennis anymore because if Federer is present, he's the winner. It's boring.

Don't know why summer doesn't last longer. Just as I start getting used to the nice warm weather, fall crushes us followed by the horrors of winter. The only bright spot in this whole season is football.

Don't know why the sportscasters acted like it was illegal when Michigan got beat. Was I the only one laughing?

Well, that's about all I don't know right now. I'm sure there must be more, but I couldn't even guess what it would be.

I'm sure you'll all be thrilled to know that my life as an erotica writer is really taking off. I am submitting new stuff to the publisher three or four times a week and it is being accepted. This is so much fun! I've been kicking myself in the ass for not starting much sooner. I have found that I cannot only invent characters, I can make them do whatever I want. Like slaves. Yeah! I like that a lot. To think this whole thing started because I was bitching about what a bunch of uneducated morons were doing the writing. They are still producing literary disasters. Not me!
Drop me a line and I'll send you a link and some instructions. If you should read these stories, let me know what you think.

Our nice, hot weather is slowly deserting us. It is still staying around the mid nineties, but it droops a little every day. If I win the lottery, I can chase the sun to the southern hemisphere in the winter. Until then, I'm just gonna be stuck with four or five months of cruddy temperatures. Delano still gets an "A" but the D and F days aren't very far away.

On that cheery note, I'll conclude today's whining seesion. Summer YEA! Winter BOO.....