I feel so much better now that Martha Stewart is in jail. It only took those idiot feds 2 years and 2 million dollars to do it. I would hate to think that they were out there prosecuting real criminals when they can be protecting all of us from potentially bad pancakes. Anyway, Martha will be back soon. If they do overturn her conviction, those feds are going to have to do some tall explaining. The only lesson that comes out of this case is: Don't talk to anybody about anything important without your lawyer.

Have you not heard enough about Scott Peterson? The media will be blabbering about this case for years. I'll bet that within two weeks of a verdict, there will be at least 3 tv movies about it. With any luck, nobody will watch them. We're fed up with this nonsense.

Wouldn't you just love to choke those morons at sporting events and concerts who insist on yelling, "WOOOOOOO" at the top of their lungs. The saddest part of this is that it is too late for the Darwin effect to solve the problem.

Did you know that we have city employees going around and checking garbage cans to make sure that they are properly separated? How did we ever buy in on the concept of "neat garbage?" Isn't that an oxymoron? If those a--hole environmentalists wanted the garbage neat, why didn't they invent a machine to do it? Once again, the majority is being pushed around by a few sob-sisters and their lawyers.