I swore I would try not to make any further commentary on this election campaign, but when I saw kerry shuffling down the road with a shotgun slung over his shoulder and a couple of geese in the bag, I just had to say something. Does that lying idiot think he is going to capture any votes from amongst the defenders of the Second Amendment? Just about every gun owner in America is aware of his far-left, anti-gun voting record in the Senate. What a dismal pile of puppy poopy he is. The dumocraps have swung into high gear with their big lies campaign. President Bush has repeatedly said that there will be no draft. Yet, in an attempt to get draft-age voters, the kerry kampaign perpetrates this lie. Yet another big lie is the one about the voting record of kerry. He claims to be a moderate. If you look into the Congressional record you will find that he votes left of teddy-boy kennedy, who votes left of Karl Marx. I try to assure myself that the American voters aren't stupid enough to vote for a semi-communist such as he, but then I remember recent elections where the women put the most immoral SOB ever to invade the beltway (bubba) in twice. Thank God they only gave jimmy carter one shot at it.
George Bush may not be the best selection in the land for President, but he is far and away better than the miserable low-life kerry. Mrs. Bush is also far better at everything than the foreigner, heinz-kerry. Can you imagine an out-of-control dimwit like her at a state dinner or some other official function? She cannot maintain her sense of decorum for more than 2 minutes at a time. At that point, her great, big mouth pops opens and some insult or lie pops out. She is unfit to be first lady of these United States. Don't forget two things about her.
1. She didn't trust the lying kerry enough to marry him without a prenuptual agreement.
2. She doesn't respect the liar enough to bear his unhyphenated name.

I hope that we can dump our horrible senator, barbara boxer. She votes even further left than kerry, feinstein, kennedy, schumer and clinton. There will be no representation in the communist state of kalifornia until we get rid of these left-wing freedom killers.

I heard that my brother has returned from the wilds of Idaho elkless. Rats! That means I don't even have a remote shot at an elk prime rib. Now I'll have to pout until next year.

Today, I was forced to perform the saddest ritual of all. I had to turn on our furnace. I has rained on me. It is cold. The next time one of those greenies tells me about "global warming" I'm going to punch him in the suck.

I really am going to try not to write anything political until after the election. But you know and I know that the kerry kampaign will perform another stupid manuever. Oh well.