Misc. B.S.

The fight for Faluja is almost over. Of course, the chief bad guys got away. I have a solution to this problem of the main idiots escaping. Here it is: When we know which village these a__holes are in, we hit the town with a low-yield nuke. Before we implement this policy, we let it be known what's going to happen to your little village if we suspect that the big jerks are there. That way, the locals would no longer be willing to hide them for fear that they would suddenly disappear in a nuclear cloud. It would serve notice to terrorists world-wide that we are crazy enough to blow their whole damn country apart if it means getting one of the main perps. Does that make me a hawk? I hope so.

As time marches on, I began to suspect that my IQ was dropping. So I took a couple of those tests on the internet, and sure enough, I'm off about 20 points. That means that in 20 years, I'll be just as dumb as everybody else. Does that sound egotistical? I hope so.

Most of my favorite pro football teams got their butts kicked this weekend. I'm glad that I'm not a betting man. I'd be living in a cardboard box and eating cat food.

Thanksgiving is getting closer. It is the perfect holiday for us fat guys. We can just eat everything in sight and nobody cares. The rest of the year, we get lectured on the virtues of celery and carrot sticks. eeewwwww.

Of course if Thanksgiving is approaching, so is Christmas. I find it hard to believe that upon the birth of our Lord, Jesus Christ, a fat guy in a red suit appeared and, after sneaking around a fir tree in his eight rendeer powered sled, started distributing presents to every body in sight. Where did we get such a notion? How many holly trees are in the middle east? Ans: zero. Well, tis the season to be jolly, so I guess I'll suck it up again. HOHOHO. No, that is a laugh, not a reference to your girlfriend. does that make me a grinch? Oh well.

I am sure we are all saddened to witness the departure of Colin Powell from the State Dept.. He is a truly great and honorable man. Maybe he'll run for President. If he does, he's got my vote.
It is rare that we get some one with his integrity, honesty and experience in a high position.