Thursday, July 24, 2008

Disaster!!!!

That's exactly what we will suffer if the lying, stupid sleaze ball, Osama....oops...Obama is elected. So far I haven't met anyone who plans on voting for this wretched waste of skin, but I'm sure that the communist media will do their level best to screw us over. Now, I don't like McCain but he stands head and shoulders above the closet Muslim. In a normal year, neither of them would be on the ballot. I am voting for the lesser of two evils. McCain is a left wing jerk, but at least he is patriotic and knows something about how this country operates. All Obama knows is the Koran. He is slave to his Muslim buddies and will sell us out to Islam if he can. Well, so much for the idiots. Let's press on to brighter lights.

1. Why do these dumb asses always say "Do you know what I'm saying?" If you are speaking English, I know what you are saying.

2. Have you ever talked to someone whose favorite word is "again"? They usually start their meager sentences with this word even if they know they haven't said it to you the first time yet.

3. Another pet peeve is someone who sprinkles "You know" throughout their speech. If I knew, I wouldn't be listening to them, now would I?

4. Gas prices? Please!! How much more are we going to take? It costs those thieves about a dollar or less to extract a barrel of oil from the ground. I have fought against it but I think we must use an alternative fuel source and let the Arabs go back to screwing camels.

5. I am convinced that summer is here. Temperatures have been running in the mid to high nineties. Perfect.

6. Does anyone remember who won the British Open? I don't. I do remember that Mickelson came in 14 over par. Hah!

7. I do believe there is a conspiracy to keep Barry Bonds out of baseball. Several teams around the league need a big bat and few are bigger than Barry's. Remember, he hasn't been convicted of anything yet. They may never bring him to trial because there just isn't any evidence. I'll bet athletes will look their trainers over very carefully and keep track of all the material used on them. Swearing them to secrecy won't work because if someone is going to rat you out, they'll lie, lie, lie.

That's enough sniveling for today. Drop me a line.

ED

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Since McCain is running against Obama, as a conservative I have to vote for Obama.

Things will get worse with McCain.

Things will get much worse with Obama. And that is why I am voting for Obama. For things will only get worse with McCain but they need to get much worse for us to survive as a nation.

Of course a statement like that needs an explanation. And I will do so in the form of an analogy. Do you know how to cook a frog? Well, if you put it in a pot of boiling water the frog will quickly jump out. But if you put a frog in a pot of water that is warm and turn up the heat gradually up to boiling the frog will just sit there not even realizing it is being boiled alive.

Obama is the one who puts the frog into the hot water and McCain is the one who turns up the heat gradually. With Obama his extremism will cause a backlash so great that America will start electing good leaders to oppose him. It happened in 1980 and it happened in 1994. And it will happen again.

But McCain he will really be the death of the Republican Party. As I said above things will get worse with McCain and therefore he and the Republican Party will get the blame. And then America will elect a Democrat in 2012 for President. And if recent history has shown us anything it has shown that the Democratic Candidate has been getting increasingly extreme. So I can’t tell you who the Democrats will put up that year but I can tell you that person will be as extreme if not more extreme than Obama. So, how long are we putting off having an Obama-like President? Four Years?

And meanwhile McCain has shown that he wants to drive conservatives and conservatism away from the Republican Party. For those of us who believes that the only solution to our country’s problems, it is unacceptable that neither of the two major parties represents conservative values.

So, I am left with the ultimate act of “tough love”. Not to say there aren’t hard times ahead for there is but that is true with McCain as well. But at least with Obama there is hope that things will get better after him. With McCain all hope is lost.