THANKS!!!

Yes, a great big thanks to the American voters who have once again demonstrated their abject stupidity by electing a Muslim who is totally unfit for the job. Unfortunately, unlike Carter, a completely naive moron or Clinton, who kept us amused with his immoral behavior, this one is dangerous and could easily cause the downfall of our nation. So thanks again, idiots. This time you'll get what you deserve!

Thanks are also due to the guys who have insisted on buying Japanese cars for the last forty years. I know they're slick and tight and all that crap but by your purchasing choices you have almost destroyed the American auto industry. Good riddance, you say? We'll see what you have to say when our economy totally crashes.

Thanks too, to the ambulance chasing shysters who have caused almost irreparable damage to our domestic private aircraft industry and are largely responsible for the ninety five page contracts it takes to buy anything. The Eagles were right when they said, "Kill all the lawyers, kill 'em tonight!"

On a lighter note, I just watched the Titans destroy Detroit. This is the equivalent of stepping on a bug. Detroit is the worst team in NFL history and beating them is like beating the South Succotash grade school team.

My partner back east has been killing the trout. He has also offered to send me some frozen fillets when the run is over. Of course, I quickly accepted.

I guess that's about all I have to be thankful for. Happy thanksgiving.