Ugly

Half a year has passed since I last made a blog entry. As predicted, the situation has deteriorated. Several states are seriously considering leaving our union because of the maniacal behaviour of our pretend president. He has surrounded himself witth communists, extreme liberals and muslims. Luckily, investigators are hot on his trail and he may soon be forced to resign after which he will inhabit a prison cell. If he is convicted, all that fake 'legislation' goes down the drain with him.

The weather has changed for the better with daytime temps in the low 100s. Our house is sold and we'll be moving to Vegas. Just in time to witness the political demise of Harry Reid, one of the nation's worrst Senators

This period in American history will forever be viewd as the most dismal. It should, however clean out a bunch of the rats who inhabit our captol.

American Marxists

Well, say, out there, all you flamin' liberals, how's your boy working out for ya? As predicted, the liberal rats are deserting the obama boat. It is sinking. Unfortunately, it is going to take a big chunk of America with it. It will take us years to rebuild and overhaul the damage that this idiot has done in just one year. Don't forget to vote all those corrupt congressmen out of office later this year. How do you know which ones are corrupt? Follow the Marine Corp edict. "Do 'em all. Let god sort "em out." I believe that both parties are responsible for this wretched mess. Get rid of all of them.

My buddy back east is killing the trout. Damn, I wish I could be with him.

It's colder than a whore's heart here in Delano. This weather really sucks. At least we've gotten past the winter solstice so it should start to warm up soon.

Not much else happening. My health continues to decline. Oh, well. I gave up life as a porn writer. I guess I'll have to write about something else. Any suggestions?

I'm getting tired. I must listen to some Trish Trang videos. Ah retirement!

choo-choo

It's like standing in the middle of a railroad track. You see the train coming, you know it is going to kill you if you don't stop it but you know you can't stop it by yourself. Come on people! Even the blindest of you must see what obama is doing to this country. He has already declared is allegiance to Islam. Now, he'll do his best to turn the whole country over to the Muslims. I'm too old and feeble to do it myself but surely there must be someone out there who can provide relief. I say a prayer every day asking God to help us out of this mess. I cannot understand why people listen to him. He is an obvious liar and a phony. Maybe our military will bail us out. HELP!!!!

Had Enough?

Well, we've had the communist in office for six months. Are all you dumb ass liberals happy? Prepare to kiss the Constitution goodbye. That is what the so-called health care initiative does. It isn't about health care. It's about obama grabbing as much power as he can get away with. The left wing media marches right on along with him. Do they know their constitutional guarantees are about to go down the drain? The far left couldn't be happier. obama is about to destroy several of those pesky amendments that always got in the way of a communist take over. Is the health care legislation unconstitutional? YES!!! Soy lent Green hovers just out of sight. Soon it will be reality. I would think that most liberals except the far left are starting to question the wisdom of putting an Indonesian in office. OOPS! Did I say Indonesian? Yup! The birth certificate has been found. Yup! He's an Indonesian. The time has come to dissolve the dumocrapic party and evict the usurper before he totally destroys us. The deletion of Teddy from the oxygen breathers was good news. Another anti-
American dick head gone! More good news, I'll probably croak before the miserable wretch does any real damage. Also, with the world scheduled to end in 2012, how much can the anti-Christ do to us?

Football season is zooming right along. I'm so happy! We have waited and waited and now, at last it is here and it is good. One super bright spot is the quarterback from USC, Sanchez, now a New York Jet. He is a magical figure who will be and super star in the near future.

The weather here still gets an "A". It is getting cooler but we are still in the mid nineties.

Once again, thanks to the idiot liberals who have saddled us with a foreign born communist.

I've gotta go pray.....and cry.

What? Again?

Once upon a time, a silvery tongued socialist decided he want to take over a country. Nobody knew exactly where he came from, but he charmed all the gullible young people and was soon elected. He had promised 'change' and change is what they got. He took over the medical system and destroyed what had been the finest health care system on earth. He ran up a huge national debt that enslaved the people by dedicating all their money to the government. He nationalized industry, bringing the economy to a halt. He confiscated all the private weapons. The change they voted for was not what they got. Their once prosperous nation became a third world power, bereft of money and national pride. Who was this guy? You probably think I'm writing about barack obama. NO! I'm writing about Adolph Hitler, leader of the National socialist party. (NAZI) The country he destroy is Germany which is now clawing its way back to capitalism. Small minded dictators can completely destroy a powerful country if there are enough stupid people. Does any of this sound familiar?

Late

Yes, I am writing my Independence Day blog a day late. That is because I refuse to mention that foul beast who has invaded our White House on a day when we celebrate freedom. I wonder if those dumb-ass liberals are happy and proud about shoving an African down the throat of the American people. Notice I didn't say African-American. That is because this illegal pile of dung came to us direct from Kenya. Evidence is mounting against the usurper and I fully expect that by Christmas, he'll be gone. I pray that by Christmas he'll be gone. Evidence has come to light that he lied about who he was and where he was from on a government college grant. He cannot produce a certificate of birth proving he was born in the United States. He is a closet Muslim, having sworn that if push came to shove he would embrace Islam. Of course our communist Congress will do nothing about him. I am hopeful that the courts will oust him. Six months worth of this idiot should be enough to convince even left wingers that he was a really bad choice. How much irreparable damage does he have to do before we ask him to leave? Thanks a lot Democrats! With any luck this will cause the destruction of your miserable socialist party. Our Union is in serious trouble. Several states are seriously considering secession because of this dope and his courts. I am hoping Montana or Texas will secede so I can immigrate there. By the way, how many of your liberal friends will admit to voting for him now? The percentage drops every day. And, a recent pole has shown that Pelosi is the most unpopular woman in this country. Gee, what a surprise!

We must wait another two and a half months until pro football summer starts It seems like a life time. It looks like Steve McNair pissed off his girl friend so she blew him away and then offed herself. McNair was a really good quarterback and a really good guy. Women have no respect for football!

The weather here is great. It is over 100 everyday. Delano gets an "A"!

The rumors about a top secret aircraft flying out of Area 51 just won't go away. Apparently this thing can cruise at mach 10 on the fringes of space. Here in this part of California many of us have seen the "donuts on a string" contrail from something flying very high and very fast. We have felt the ground shake. Seismologists say it's not earthquakes.

What's with all this 'green' stuff. I don't know what it means but it is definitely annoying. I suspect someone is raking in a bundle because of it. I like some green stuff like chili peppers, okra, cabbage and bleu cheese.

Here are some culinary definitions for you:
Al dente=not cooked enough
garlic=foul, smelly, inedible weed
anchovy=nasty little bait fish also suitable for garden fertilizer

The only real joy in my life these days is as a smut writer. I have now published 140 stories and poems. Yes, poems. Even rotten old bastards have their soft moments. If you want a shot of erotica, let me know and I'll give you directions.

My loving wife got fed up and shaved off my beard. Despite my protests she has gone back to work. She brings in some pretty good money but it wears her little ass out. On the other hand, I get to massage her and rub her down.

That's it for tonight. Proof reading this blog makes me think I am mellowing out. Probably because my I.Q. is slipping. Boo. Hiss.

Sayonara

Talking Heads

Yes, I am speaking of the media in general and the sports media in particular. It is indeed unfortunate that in all the talking heads on TV, radio and print, there is not a single, solitary brain. Let me explain to you what sports is not.
1. It is not eating contests. Those belong on the food channel.
2. It is not spelling bees. They're cute. They're smart. But they ain't sports The education channel should be their home.
3. It is not 'fantasy' games. Fantasy games should be on the game show channel or maybe the Disney channel.
4. It is not interviews with actors.

The media does provide some amusement as they try to peddle, women's sports, soccer and hockey to the populace. These things are sports but hold no interest for 90% of the American sports viewers. The media is, however, persistent. They've been trying to choke us with this pap for thirty years.

The media loves to destroy our views of boxing by giving us under-the-ring rope shots at critical moments. 'Pocket cam" shots in pool tournaments. Ground level shots at football games. And then there is the constant, inane yammering of announcers who delight in making truly stupid remarks and asking unbelievably dumb questions. They also allow those annoying 'nags' onto our screens during games. I know they are greedy, but really! They have a tendency to make a huge deal out of minor mistakes and comments made by the real athletes and their staffs. Latest example: Lebron didn't shake hands with they enemy after losing the series. So what? Did that deserve the week's worth of crap and controversy that the media invented? All in all, the media are a bunch of thin skinned morons who can't find real sports stories and so have to invent them. If I were a media mogul. I'd fire myself!

Incompetent

That, I think, is the word that best describes this entire administration. The wretch and his henchmen are quickly dismantling the finest country the world has ever seen. So far, he has dumped so much debt on us that our grand children's grandchildren will still be paying on it. Stimulus my ass! I saw a sign on the web the other day that said, "Stimulus means foreplay and we all know what comes next." Some of the smarter democrats (if there is such a thing as a smart democrat) are jumping off his bandwagon hundreds at a time. This idiot is trying to install a national police force to operate within our borders. We now require "Approved travel documents" to move about. The anti gun crowd is thirsting for our blood. Several states are seriously considering secession. The entire nation is ready to collapse and all because the liberals just had to have "change." Taxes will rise sharpley in the coming years to pay for the insane policies of this idiot. Since unemployment is skyrocketing, that'll leave fewer and fewer tax payers to shoulder the burden. He has tied the hands of the CIA so now his Muslim buddies won't be compelled to tell us anything. He is allowing a couple of million of his Hamas brothers to come to this country. That should be loads of fun. His military policies intensely suck, so we'll be disarmed soon. Incidentaly, the military hate him. This entire communist movement makes me so damned mad. Every conservative in this country should rise up and give him and his super liberal pals the finger. Then we should fight tooth and nail for the country we love. To all those smart aleck assholes who told me how great he was gonna be, HOW DO YOU LIKE HIM NOW? By this time next year you won't be able to find a single moron who will admit they voted for him. We are on the brink of disaster, troops. This sucks!!!

YES!!!!

Yes? Yes! That is a word that you young American women need to get used to saying much more often. We are being out-bred by the Muslims and the Mexicans. In just a few decades, there will be no America as we know it now. That is why you young, breeding age women need to say "YES", get on a mattress and make some American babies. I'm not kidding. Lest you think this is an advertisement for me, I will point out that I am long past the breeding stage. I remember it fondly, but that's all that's left....memories. The future for America looks bleak. Be patriotic! Do it today!! Save us!!!!

The temperature in Delano has taken a nose dive again. It is barely nudging 75 in the day time. Delano get s a "D" for weather.

The housing crunch has almost destroyed my well thought out financial plans. I no longer have the capability to sell out and get out. Boo hoo.

Obama continues to astound us with his idiotic political maneuvers. Is there a grade lower than "F"? If there is, he gets it.

Well so much for my lamentations. Don't forget girls. Say yes and mean it!

quarterly report

Well, let's see what the idiot has done in his first quarter of office. He has started legislation to confiscate our guns. He has bowed down to the Saudi dictator. Unemployment is rising. Interest rates are rising, some predict a return to the 20% plus days of the Carter administration. Inflation is on the upswing. He is planning an internal police force, modeled, I assume, on the Gestapo. He is trying to shut off dissension on radio, television and, yes, the Internet. In other words, his 'change' is going to consist of putting our economy, indeed our country in some sort of half assed communist/Muslim strangle hold. If the fool gets away with it, we'll be on a par with the other third world nations. On the bright side, it may get so bad that all the illegal aliens will voluntarily go home. Stand by for some tax reform that'll make your eyes water. This time next year, you won't be able to find ten people in this country who will admit voting for him. There may be a civil war. Oh joy!!

I have contracted a cough that has been with me for two months. With any luck, it'll kill me before I have to witness the downfall of the greatest nation the world has ever seen. Congratulations, you idiot democrats. You have brought us down.

So much for politics! Moving right along, basketball season is about to wind down. I for one have had enough of the endless speculation and prognostication by our 'media experts.' The only thing left on sports TV is golf and that's only when the Tiger stalks the links.

I haven't been able to contact my buddy in North Carolina. I hope he's OK.

The weather here continues to improve. I'll give it a C.

Remember, as Alfred E. Newman once said, "I have one grunch but the eggplant over there!"
Ta Ta

Holiday!!!

Yes, April fool's day should be an international holiday. After all, if you pay any attention to the national political scene, you already know that Washington DC is full of fools.....and they get to run the country. Currently, they're running it right into hell. That doesn't matter though, as the fools who elected this herd of losers won't know how badly f___ed they are until obama gets all their money and property. Already unemployment is setting new records. The national debt is streaking skyward, taxes are going up, inflation is rising rapidly and still the idiot is looking for ways to spend money that we don't have and have no way to get. The encampments for the terrorists are being dismantled. We are waving the usual democrat's flag of surrender in the middle east. Soon major terror strikes will be happening around the globe. Well, he promised change and we're getting it. Are you happy?

Thank god basketball season is just about over. I'm so sick of hearing about Kobe and Lebron. Unfortunately baseball is starting very soon. We are in desperate need of a summer football league. The idiots in New York have gone berserk again in the Plexico case. A guy goes into a nightclub, shoots himself in the leg, and the state wants jail time for him. What a crock of shit! This is what gun control gets you. And we have the pontificating asshole mayor demanding jail time. Who the hell does he think he is? He's not a judge. He's not even on a jury. He is interfering with the justice system. He ought to go to jail! Have we not heard enough about steroids? Every day the media digs up something else on somebody else. The media idiots and the lawyers should all be shot! You could take a shot at Bloomberg too.

Airline pilots can no longer defend their passengers. obama has taken away their right to carry arms. I guess he didn't want any of his little Islamic friends to get shot on their way to another disaster.

My only real hope is that I'll croak before these maniacs completely screw my country up. Writing to our congressional morons does no good. Here in California we are represented by a gang that stands slightly to the left of Stalin. I can't think of a single one who is worth a big damn. It's sad when even the people we hire to help us manage to screw us to death.

Our weather has taken a turn for the better. Mid seventies to low eighties are now the rule rather than the exception. My grandchildren who are visiting from Las Vegas swim in our pool every day. Delano gets a "B".

My little girl in Alaska is having a terrible time. I told her to go ahead and graduate and then leave that whole mess behind. Seeing her so sad all the time tears my icky little heart out.

My buddy in Carolina is still catching oodles of fish. I sure wish I was there to help him.

I don't know about you, but I've managed to bring myself down. Bah, Humbug!!

If I was.......

1. If I was an athlete, I wouldn't take it one game at a time. I'd take it ten or twelve games at a time, shortening my season and increasing my vacation time. One game at a time? Stupid statement.
2. If I was a politician, I wouldn't swear that honesty and integrity were my major assets. I'd swear that I was a crook and a liar. That way, I'd be telling the truth and I wouldn't have to lie about it later.
3. If I was a TV sportsman, I wouldn't whisper into the camera. That produces an unintelligible and annoying blast of noise. I'd take my product back to the studio and do a voice over so my viewers could understand me.
4. If I was a TV sports producer, I would never show ground level football plays. They add nothing to the game experience. I would never use a 'pocket cam' in a pool tournament. I would never shoot a boxing match from under the ringside ropes.
5. If I was a rich man, you guys would be staring at a blank screen, because I'd be in Thailand.
6. If I was a guy who won the lottery, everything in my life would change. Why pretend you would keep doing whatever you're doing when you know that isn't the truth?

I realize I haven't been a ball of fire on this blog thing, but you have to understand how lazy I am. Also, I have been doing just exactly nothing since my last entry. But at least I do it well.

My buddy back in Carolina continues to slay the trout. He says he'll send me a box of fillets. I hope so. spotted weakfish is excellent fare.

Are you guys all warm and fuzzy about obama? He has already started his campaign against America. Anti-gun legislation, bigger government handouts, bigger government in general, the destruction of our health care system and higher taxes are all part of the plan. He and his gang of ultra liberals will take your money and give it to the illegal aliens, a criminal class. Bend over!


Football has gone for another several months. I already miss it. Saturday, Sunday and Monday seem entirely empty without it.
Once again the New York sports press is castigating A Rod. This time it's because he told the truth. New York fans and the New York media are the worst in the world. They are a bunch of whining, crying backstabbers who have no sense of decency or shame. I f I was ever unfortunate enough to be an athlete in New York, I would never give interviews. Those morons will seize on anything they think they can make into news and if a story isn't there, they'll manufacture one. They are a truly despicable group.
I wonder how long the baseball gods will conspire against Barry Bonds. There is no doubt in my military mind that several teams out there could benefit from his services. Why are they doing this to him? He has never been convicted of anything and isn't likely to be.

The weather here remains disastrous. It is cold and it sometimes rains. At least we know that in another month or so we'll be warming up. I hope. Delano get another F.

If we are the victims of 'global warming' how come it keeps getting colder? Whip a greeny at every opportunity.

That's another thing that pisses me off. Green this, green that, bullshit! Red is my color. The only green I like is money and avocados.

If I was smart, I'd quit right now. Bye!

PRAY

Yes, pray for our country. It is now in the hands of a Muslim extremist who will lead us to ruin. Look for the economy to take a nosedive that will make us long for our past problems. Soon we will all feel the totalitarian squeeze applied by Islam and the Islamic supporters one of which is the new president. I just hope we can persevere until this idiot is gone from office. Even if you aren't religious, pray daily for our country and our freedom. The wonderful "change" that all the morons voted for will make you long for the times past and I mean any times past, Republican or Democrat. I hope that the stupid asses who voted for him are happy. I'll guarantee they won't be by this time next year.

Sadly, there is only one game left in the pro football season. The appearance of the Arizona Cardinals must come as a major shock to all the Eastern "experts". I think it's great! Nobody, including my own humble self picked them in the preseason. People were putting them down as late as last week. If they actually win the Super Bowl, all those egg-head sports pundits should have to drink a barrel of buzzard puke! Unbelievably, these same jerks are still whining about Oklahoma being in the national championship game. It's over! Now is the time for you to make some more unintelligent predictions for next year. Those guys are just a herd of overpaid gas bags.

I'm still hammering merrily away at my literotica offerings. I now have over 120 published. Looking back on this whole experience, I can't believe some of the stories I've written. If you are a fan of erotic literature, give me an e-mail and I'll lead you to the site.

It was almost eighty degrees here today. This isn't a sign of spring, it is a ruse made up to get me to think that warm weather is just around the corner. Then, like a lightning bolt, it will plunge back into the lower depths of thermal hell leaving me cold and disappointed again. But, like Charlie Brown's football, I'll bite on the ruse like I do every year and wind up with the dunce cap on my head again. Boo. Hiss.

The last I heard my fishing buddy back in Carolina was just killing the trout.(Spotted weakfish). I have not heard from him in a couple of weeks though. Hope he's alright.

I think it was a mistake to try to study four languages at a time. Now I get all confused and when I try to speak one of them I invariably wind up saying something I didn't want to say in another of them. I guess senility is claiming me inch by inch.

There must be something else I can bitch about, but as I said, senility has got me.

Oh well..........

Officials?

Yes, the zebras are at it again making totally wrong decisions about game plays. It would seem to me that they are actually unofficials. They can't seem to get it right even with instant replay. Instant replay has turned out to be a giant pain in the ass. Is it my imagination or are half of the plays being replayed? The solution? Real, professional officials, full time paid employees,trained and certified.

I am completely fed up with the media talking heads continual bitching about the Oklahoma/Texas big twelve "controversy". Where, exactly is the controversy? The big twelve rules are easy to understand, even for the buffoons on TV. I suppose that now they'll whine about Sam Bradford being selected Heisman trophy winner instead of the media favorite, Colt McCoy. STOP CRYING,IDIOTS!!! It's a done deal. Get over it.

Now a word about fairness in football statistics. If the quarterback throws the ball and the receiver catches it, he gets a completion and the receiver gets a catch. If he throws the ball and hits the receiver in the hands and the receiver drops it, he gets an incompletion and the receiver get a big ho-hum. Why do they penalize the quarterback for the buttery fingers of the receiver? Shouldn't the receiver get a "dropped pass" in his statistics? That pass should not count against the quarterback. Kind of like a foul ball in a baseball game.

Something also needs to be done about regulating boxing. There have been some terrible injustices rendered because of favoritism in the judging ranks. There is also that horrible alphabet soup of boxing commissions resulting in dozens of "world champions". There should be only one world champion in each weight division. Teddy Atlas was right! The Ring magazine ranking should be followed. We need some federal help on this one.

It is now bitterly cold here in Delano. Daytime temperatures struggle to get up to sixty. Some days they don't make it. The weather sucks. Delano gets an "F".

That ticking sound you hear is the eternal clock counting down the minutes until our country is destroyed. He is reaching for the handle. Soon he will press it and flush our nation down the drain. It was great while it lasted but it's all over now.

My buddy in North Carolina continues to slay the sea trout. I am hopeful that he will send me a cooler full of trout fillets in the near future. Yum! Yum!

As it is every year, I will lay in wait for the fat guy in the red fairy suit to show up. I hope my aim is better this years.

Ho Ho Ho.

THANKS!!!

Yes, a great big thanks to the American voters who have once again demonstrated their abject stupidity by electing a Muslim who is totally unfit for the job. Unfortunately, unlike Carter, a completely naive moron or Clinton, who kept us amused with his immoral behavior, this one is dangerous and could easily cause the downfall of our nation. So thanks again, idiots. This time you'll get what you deserve!

Thanks are also due to the guys who have insisted on buying Japanese cars for the last forty years. I know they're slick and tight and all that crap but by your purchasing choices you have almost destroyed the American auto industry. Good riddance, you say? We'll see what you have to say when our economy totally crashes.

Thanks too, to the ambulance chasing shysters who have caused almost irreparable damage to our domestic private aircraft industry and are largely responsible for the ninety five page contracts it takes to buy anything. The Eagles were right when they said, "Kill all the lawyers, kill 'em tonight!"

On a lighter note, I just watched the Titans destroy Detroit. This is the equivalent of stepping on a bug. Detroit is the worst team in NFL history and beating them is like beating the South Succotash grade school team.

My partner back east has been killing the trout. He has also offered to send me some frozen fillets when the run is over. Of course, I quickly accepted.

I guess that's about all I have to be thankful for. Happy thanksgiving.

Wish This!

So this herd of wanna be football fans are sitting around one day wishing they were real football heroes. This particular group of under achievers decided that they would embark on a project that would make them all seem to be real football people. Thus was born "Fantasy Football". At least they got the name right. Now, every week countless wanna be gridiron stars sit around and pretend they've got teams and are playing games. What kind of nonsense is this? Even the sports networks get involved in this folderol. This 'game' belongs on the cartoon channels. It should not take up space and time reserved for legitimate sports. Who really cares if Joe Magee got his 'football' team right. It is a wisp of wind. It isn't there. You say you like fantasy football? Fine, take this dunce cap and go sit in the corner.

As time marches on we are getting closer to the day when college football grows up and gets a play off system. It'll break the hearts of the sports writers because they won't get to jam their opinions down our throats. What makes sports writers think they are superior to us poor inept plebes? Remember that just because you can recite the jock sizes of everybody in the NFL, doesn't make you one little bit better than the guy drinking beer and watching the games with a bag full of pork rinds.

The weather is foul. It barely creeps up to 70 and then plummets back into the abyss. Yuck. I'm too far North. Wish you were here, instead of me. Delano scores a D-.

The idiot that is president elect is bringing back all those failed liberals and installing them in his cabinet. This is going to be one hell of a mess before it's over. I just hope we can survive four years with a genuine maniac at the controls. The last time I felt this way I was crouching in a revetment at Ben Hoa waiting for the mortars to fall. Boo, Hiss!

That's enough whining for one night. Y'all have fun now, heah?

DOOMED!!!!

To say that I am dismayed by the results of the last election is like comparing a drop of urine to the Pacific Ocean. I completely misjudged the American people. When Carter was elected, we had bumbling incompetence. We all laughed through four years of idiocy. When Clinton was elected, we laughed at a horny buffoon for eight years. This time the Democrats have served us a wretched beast who will do his best to destroy this country. My advice is to take any money you may have in the market, the bank. or anywhere else, buy a big gun safe and put your bucks in there until he goes away.

How long will it be until he publicly swears his allegiance to Islam? How long will it be until he betrays our military secrets to the Arabs? This beast is the biggest, worst crisis our country has ever faced.

I am intensely pissed off at the idiots who voted for him. How could anyone be that damned stupid? Make note of the clowns who are currently crowing about their great "victory". This time next year ask them who they voted for. There will be double digit interest rate, double digit inflation and double digit unemployment. So congratulations you stupid, ignorant cowards. You have handed our country to Islam.

There is one bright spot in the far distance. If we manage to survive as a nation for four years, it is likely that the American people will be so pissed off at the democrats that they'll be forced to disband. The liberal terror will be over and we can go back to good times in the country I love.

Pray

Are you a Christian? Are you an American? Go to maximum alert! The beast is among us. It was described exactly in the scriptures. It even utters the same vile promises that were foretold. We have a chance this election to defeat the beast. Trust in God to show you the way. Pray that it is defeated. The Bible says he will exact a heavy toll on the stupid and the blind. It will lead us to utter ruin and cause the destruction of our civilization. The name of the beast? Obama. He is a horrible liar. It has been said that he was actually born in Africa and so is not qualified to run for President. Don't believe anything he says. I will be on my knees election night praying for the salvation of our way of life. Where will you be?

HUGE

Have you noticed that there are no more big plays or big games? That's because they're all HUGE. I guess 'big' got a promotion. It is another example of how the talking heads in the sports media are about two bubbles out of plumb. I am finding it increasingly difficult to listen to a bunch of half informed idiots about anything. The only thing they have going for them is consistency. They play no favorites, they use the same stupid expressions for all the sports. Now they have drafted women into the ranks of the sportscasters. It is bad enough to listen to some dolt with no neck pontificating about things they are not qualified to do. Listening to the pip-squeak voice of some dumb-ass woman turns me off to the point that I often exercise my right to use the 'off' button.

I am hoping against hope that the American people are not stupid enough to elect Osama....oops...I mean Obama. On the other hand they were stupid enough to elect the lying, philandering Arky criminal to two terms. I'll say it again, "I'm not a McCain fan, bit he is head and shoulders about the closet Muslim."

The weather continues to be mild here. Not real good but not too bad. Delano gets a "B".

My wife and I are both in declining health. She said she'd jump off a cliff with me. I'm not too sure that's a bad idea.

dakara

'Dream on

Why are all the sports commentators so enamored of fantasy football? It isn't a sport and doesn't belong on a sports channel. Maybe the Disney channel or the game channel but definitely not the sports channel. I just can't get excited because some nerd lucks out and chooses the right guys for one week in a row.

Well, the wretched cowboys won. It is a bad day at black rock. In fact many of my favorite teams went down to defeat, one of them on the worst call in football history. They are going to discipline they guy who made the call. Whoopee, whoopee, yahoo! That does nothing to correct the situation. The game should be awarded to the team that got hosed. But that would call for some real balls on the part of NFL management, a trait they are not known for.

The days are once again growing shorter. Soon we will be in the wintery grip of global cooling. It is still fair here in Delano. Daytimes are still in the high nineties, but at night you can feel the chiil creeping in.

Uh, oh, Dinner's ready so I'll cut this off short.

Ya'll have fun now, heah?