HUGE

Have you noticed that there are no more big plays or big games? That's because they're all HUGE. I guess 'big' got a promotion. It is another example of how the talking heads in the sports media are about two bubbles out of plumb. I am finding it increasingly difficult to listen to a bunch of half informed idiots about anything. The only thing they have going for them is consistency. They play no favorites, they use the same stupid expressions for all the sports. Now they have drafted women into the ranks of the sportscasters. It is bad enough to listen to some dolt with no neck pontificating about things they are not qualified to do. Listening to the pip-squeak voice of some dumb-ass woman turns me off to the point that I often exercise my right to use the 'off' button.

I am hoping against hope that the American people are not stupid enough to elect Osama....oops...I mean Obama. On the other hand they were stupid enough to elect the lying, philandering Arky criminal to two terms. I'll say it again, "I'm not a McCain fan, bit he is head and shoulders about the closet Muslim."

The weather continues to be mild here. Not real good but not too bad. Delano gets a "B".

My wife and I are both in declining health. She said she'd jump off a cliff with me. I'm not too sure that's a bad idea.

dakara

'Dream on

Why are all the sports commentators so enamored of fantasy football? It isn't a sport and doesn't belong on a sports channel. Maybe the Disney channel or the game channel but definitely not the sports channel. I just can't get excited because some nerd lucks out and chooses the right guys for one week in a row.

Well, the wretched cowboys won. It is a bad day at black rock. In fact many of my favorite teams went down to defeat, one of them on the worst call in football history. They are going to discipline they guy who made the call. Whoopee, whoopee, yahoo! That does nothing to correct the situation. The game should be awarded to the team that got hosed. But that would call for some real balls on the part of NFL management, a trait they are not known for.

The days are once again growing shorter. Soon we will be in the wintery grip of global cooling. It is still fair here in Delano. Daytimes are still in the high nineties, but at night you can feel the chiil creeping in.

Uh, oh, Dinner's ready so I'll cut this off short.

Ya'll have fun now, heah?

At Last!!

Football season has finally started. I thought it never would. each year it seems to get shorter and the wait for it to start again gets longer. Maybe they should give some consideration to year around football.

That worthless piece of dog poo, Obama, is still setting new records for complete incompetence and idiocy. How anyone could vote for him is impossible for me to understand. How in the hell did a sworn Muslim sympathizer ever get the Democratic nomination? According to my sources, he isn't eligible to run for President. They tell me he was born in Africa, not Hawaii. He refuses to produce a birth certificate. His father wasn't a U.S. citizen at the time of his birth. It just goes to show you how far down the Democrats have slipped. Trying to get us to elect a lying, traitorous, morally corrupt moron. Even a drunken bum like Teddy Kennedy would have been a better choice. Maybe they should have drafted Jimmy Carter. He was dumb, but he was honest.

Serina Williams has won the U.S. Open title again. I really like Serina. She is the number one tennis player in the world and she's got big tits.

I am selling my house and my Cadillac. I love that car but I don't drive very much these days.

I know better times are coming, I just hope they get here before I croak.

And so it goes.

Disaster!!!!

That's exactly what we will suffer if the lying, stupid sleaze ball, Osama....oops...Obama is elected. So far I haven't met anyone who plans on voting for this wretched waste of skin, but I'm sure that the communist media will do their level best to screw us over. Now, I don't like McCain but he stands head and shoulders above the closet Muslim. In a normal year, neither of them would be on the ballot. I am voting for the lesser of two evils. McCain is a left wing jerk, but at least he is patriotic and knows something about how this country operates. All Obama knows is the Koran. He is slave to his Muslim buddies and will sell us out to Islam if he can. Well, so much for the idiots. Let's press on to brighter lights.

1. Why do these dumb asses always say "Do you know what I'm saying?" If you are speaking English, I know what you are saying.

2. Have you ever talked to someone whose favorite word is "again"? They usually start their meager sentences with this word even if they know they haven't said it to you the first time yet.

3. Another pet peeve is someone who sprinkles "You know" throughout their speech. If I knew, I wouldn't be listening to them, now would I?

4. Gas prices? Please!! How much more are we going to take? It costs those thieves about a dollar or less to extract a barrel of oil from the ground. I have fought against it but I think we must use an alternative fuel source and let the Arabs go back to screwing camels.

5. I am convinced that summer is here. Temperatures have been running in the mid to high nineties. Perfect.

6. Does anyone remember who won the British Open? I don't. I do remember that Mickelson came in 14 over par. Hah!

7. I do believe there is a conspiracy to keep Barry Bonds out of baseball. Several teams around the league need a big bat and few are bigger than Barry's. Remember, he hasn't been convicted of anything yet. They may never bring him to trial because there just isn't any evidence. I'll bet athletes will look their trainers over very carefully and keep track of all the material used on them. Swearing them to secrecy won't work because if someone is going to rat you out, they'll lie, lie, lie.

That's enough sniveling for today. Drop me a line.

ED

General Whining

First, let me reiterate. Obama is the worst candidate in the history of this country and a vote for him is a vote for Islam.Don't seel out your country!!! Vote against this lying weasel. Also, don't forget to vote against Nancy Pelosi. She is one hundred percent communist!

The pro golfers are breathing a sigh of relief. After beating all the would be's on one leg, Tiger has taken some time off to recuperate, something he should have done several years ago. Unfortunately for the other golfers, The doctors have told him he should be better when he comes back. That means all the pretenders will once again take their rightful places in the shadow of the master. Only this time, he'll cast a longer shadow.

How about those Yankees? This year they may not even make the playoffs. Boo Hoo Hoo!! They have the highest paid roster in pro baseball and they still can't seem to get it done. hahaha

Nadal has, at last, beaten Federer at Wimbeldon. I predict he will rise to number one in the next year or so. The Wiiliams sisters are back, much to the chagrin of the other lady pros. They kicked ass!

The weather here has been good to excellent, ranging from daytime highs of the low nineties to one hundred five or so. Delano gets an A.

Random thoughts:

Pierced ears are for girls
Body piercings are nasty, ugly testaments to idiocy.
Ditto for tattoos.
Anchovies and garlic still suck.
Girls who insist on wearing high heels when making love are unfashionable morons.
The entire Arab world should be destroyed.
George Carlin has died. That is a bad thing.
As I grow older, my memory fades. That is mostly a good thing.

I have reached the point in my life where I don't care about much of anything. Things that would have intensly pissed me off ten years ago don't even rate a raised eyebrow.

That's it for tonight.

Sayonara

How stupid are you?

Well, Obama is going to be the democratic candidate for president. Are you stupid enough to vote for him? I have seen many, many negative articles about him and his cohorts. They all seem to be anti-American. How can an American vote for a militant Muslim when we are at war with the Muslims? I'll state flat out: If you vote for this lying piece of camel dung, you are not an American. I don't care what party you belong to. I know that there are some democrats out there who will vote against him because they are Americans. He has no experience. He says he represents change. The change you will see will destroy this country. He will definitely sell us out to Islam. If you have decided to vote for him, please drop me a line so I can drop you from my address books and blacklist you.

Don't get the idea that I'm a McCain fan. I'm not. But he is the only rational choice. He leans way to the left, maybe far enough to attract some of Osama"s....ooooops...Obama's followers.Be very afraid. Obama want to hand us over to the enemies of this country. If you let him do it, you'll see what Islam is really like. It will be too late and the greatest nation that was ever on this earth will pass into history.

At last!

I sat there watching the needle climb higher and higher. 98, 99, 100!! At last Delano had scored an "A" in the weather department. The forecast is for more of the same! Summer had finally arrived.

What do they pay sportscasters for? They are almost never right. Maybe they should pay more attention to reporting what's happening rather than prognosticating and revealing their buffoonery.

I have been buffeted on all sides by the idiot candidates in the upcoming election. All the major candidates are bad. It won't be a matter of who to vote for but rather whom to vote against. What a mess! The real losers in this election will be the American people. How did we slide so far down that we have nothing but turkeys to select from? In normal times, none of these morons would get past the primaries. I don't know if I'll vote or not. How do you choose between a Muslim, a lying communist senator and a far left leaning Republican? This time we're really screwed. We can't win. DOOM!!!

I now have an even one hundred stories and poems published on the web with more to come. This is so much fun. I should have started writing years ago. Maybe I would be getting paid for it now.

I'm back to watching a limited number of baseball games. I abandoned baseball years ago when the cry baby millionaires went on strike and blew out the world series. Is sports officiating getting worse or can we just examine it more closely now?

The weather this week has made me a very happy camper. At Last!

what de mayo?

Once again it is time for every illegal alien in the United States to disrupt commerce, traffic and law enforcement to celebrate an obscure battle with the French. This should be a day when the Mexicans bow down to their American benefactors for rescuing their weak asses from certain defeat at the hands of the French. Instead, the arrogant assholes want us to cow-tow to an event that means absolutely nothing to Americans. Take it back to Mexico. We don't need it here.

Much to the chagrin of my Nemesis, Skip Bayless, the Cavaliers and Lebron James have defeated their opponents and moved on to the next level of the NBA playoffs. On Monday I will get the great pleasure of watching Skippy boy stew in his own juices.

The weather here is becoming more reasonable. although it is only averaging 85 or so, it is still cool at night. I guess I'll be forced to give Delano a "C" this week.

I have written another poem for Literotica. I must pat myself on the back for this one because it is the funniest thing I've ever written. It is called "Mating Dance" and will appear soon in the 'erotic poetry' section of the website.

Does anybody out there know how the American people can win during the next election? The best candidate left in the race is McCain, and he sucks. He is electable only because we don't want a Muslim or a bona fide bitch as president. I fear we are doomed.

So much for doom and gloom. On the bright side, I may actually get to go to Spokane this year. I know, I know, I've said it before but this time it may actually happen. I've given up on ever making it back to the P.I. unless I win the lottery.

I haven't heard from my fishing buddy in North Carolina lately. Maybe his eight daughters finally ate him. I can't imagine what eight daughters would be like. One was enough for me!

It looks like the Yankees are at least as poor this year as last year. I hope the New York 'fans' enjoy their trip to the cellar. So Bret Favre finally retired. Does anybody believe he's actually gone? I don't. I think he'll be back before football season is over. I just wonder how much gas he has left in the tank. I hope he doesn't get injured. That would suck.

The NFL owners are starting to fight back against players who want to "renegotiate" their contracts. It really pains me to see a bunch of millionaires whine about their contractual obligations. My buddies and I worked under contract for many years and even though some guys came into the company after I did and signed for more money, I never complained. I didn't know of anyone else who complained either. We signed, we were committed.

I had a bunch of other things I was going to write about but being in the throes of senility, they have fled my mind. I'll probably think of them as soon as I publish this to the web.

And so it goes.

More idiocy!

Well, Tiger came in second in the U.S. Open. The amazing thing was, he did it on just one wheel. Two days after the tournament he had surgery to correct a recurring problem in his knee. Wouldn't you just know that Skip Bayless even had a put down for that. How could anybody get that stupid without practicing for a hundred years or so. It is sickening to watch as he tries to destroy Tiger, Lebron James and any other superior athlete. What a jerk!

The weather here improved to ninety for one day and then plummeted back to a disgusting sixty five. Yuck! Delano still scores and "F". Boo Hisss

My little sister (the one I still talk to) goaded me into writing some clean stuff for a change. Now, I can't stop. It's horrible. I'm supposed to be king of the erotic authors. Most of the time that I should spend in smut production is falling into the goody two shoes range. Bah, humbug!

I am giving internet business another try. This time it hasn't cost me anything but time. If it doesn't pan out, I'll still be the same large, dumb oaf I've always been. But if it does work. I will be forced to promote myself to financial genius. That way, I can sneer at the peasants.

My rib appears to be fully recovered from her recent illness. At least she's back to nagging me. That's a sign, in a woman, of good health.

I hope I can get well enough to go fishing this year. I'm sitting here with almost fifty fishing outfits and twenty three tackle boxes and I can't get out of the house. The golden years suck!

My garage door broke, so now I can't get my car out. I thought it would be a big deal, but I don't miss driving at all. Maybe I'll sell it and use the money for something constructive.....like poker.

I always thought that someday I'd write a book about my adventures. Two things are getting in the way. First, I'm pretty lazy. Second, after analyzing the story, it somehow just doesn't seem that interesting. Beside, it would have to be X rated and nobody would believe it anyway.

That's enough whining and sniveling for now. I'm considering keeping a notebook so I can write down what I think is important. It could make for two or three page blogs. Hmmmm.

Aloha, you all (southern Hawaii)

Stupidity Plus

Once again the people of San Francisco have shown that they are just as stupid as the French. Do they really think that the government of China gives a big rat's ass about their silly little protests? I would remind this mob of idiots that China is capable of withdrawing from world affairs for decades at a time and totally ignoring all outsiders. Will this same group of imbeciles go to China to protest up close and personal? I think not, since they know the Chinese government won't take a lot of horse shit from a herd of fools or anybody else for that matter. My advice is, "Stay home, dummies! You could get important pieces shot off!" On second thought, maybe we should encourage the protesters to attack the Chinese. That way, the Darwin effect will come into play and remove these dysfunctional morons from the gene pool.

Well, Kansas won the NCAA basketball championship. Ho Hum. I understand that somebody back east won the women's championship but I'm not sure who it was. On the brighter side, collegiate basketball is over for another season.

Do any of you watch First Take on ESPN in the mornings? If you do, you have probably noticed that they own their own dunce. His name is Skip Bayless. How in the hell they let a biased curmudgeon like him get his own segment, I can't understand. He tries to put down every big time sports star in every major sport. His dumbass views on Tiger Woods really chap my ass. He must have a dozen writers working full time to provide him with unjust, misleading and biased material. What a jerk. He must eat raw lemons for breakfast. He has a sour view of the entire world.

The weather here gets a little better every day. My hope is that soon the temperature will again reach that wonderful ninety mark. At least it is sunny. But it's still cold here so Delano scores another "F" in the weather department.

My sweet little wifey is finally getting over whatever the bug was that had her in its grip.

I guess I've finally run out of B.S. I wish I had more to bitch about, but I seldom get what I want.

Sayonara

despoilers

The time is long since passed when we should have done something about islam. The limp wristed politically correct idots in Washington are hiding their heads in the sand while we are under an all out attack from the muslims. For the last 25 years they have turned their terror machines loose on us and we have sat quietly by and let them. I used to think there was some hope for a few of them, but lately I have come to embrace the concept of total eradication of the entire religion. Unlike the Mexicans who just want to steal us blind, the nation of islam wants to kill us. They have no interest in converting us. Their one mission in life is to kill as many non- muslims as they can. If the ladies reading this think my assessment is too harsh, try to imagine what it would be like living under the iron thumb of islam. You get to wear a black mushroom suit and cover your face at all times. You cannot go anywhere without a male escort. No more driving. Oh yeah, there is that female circumcision thing. If you have been a good little girl, they'll surgically remove your clitoris. If you haven't been good, some snaggle toothed dirty old man will bite it off. You women, especially, should be fighting them with all your strength, physical and political. Genocide is the answer. Like the Marines say, "Kill 'em all, let God sort 'em out."

Tiger lost a golf tournament! He only place fifth. I guess this means his career is over, right? If you believe that, I have some great beach front property to sell you in central Nevada.

The weather continues to improve, but slowly. It is now achieving temps in the mid seventies during the day. I talked to my mother in Spokane the other day. She was enjoying a blizzard. Ugh!

I am currently searching for a legitimate online business. There are a lot of them with websites, but almost all are scams of one kind or another. Hucksters are everywhere on the web waiting for some unsuspecting sucker to bite. I have looked at over one hundred sites and so far have found only four that may not take my pants away.

I have started six (6) novels that I hope to sell to Harlequin. The problems is, I get really lazy and will drop them for weeks at a time. On the other hand, I have no boss and I punch no time card. Maybe I should.

The first day of spring has drifted astern, but it still seems like winter. I think I'll go in the other room and do some creative whining and maybe cry a little.


Boo hoo hoo

Sailed Away

Yes, once again the Tiger has sailed away from the rest of the field in a display of final hole nerve, sinking a 25 foot putt on the final hole to grab the trophy from the also rans. I believe that he is unbeatable. Assorted pretenders have prevailed from time to time but none of them can pretend to approach the magnificence of this man's game. I believe he will become the most dominating force in sports for all time. He has no peers.

March madness is upon us. Who really cares except the students from the participating schools and the idiot sport's casters who are beset by madness all the time?

Have any of you witnessed the performance of one Teddy Atlas? He is a boxing trainer and commentator. I call him "downstairs teddy" because he continually whines about there not being enough body shots. Hey, Teddy, say it once and then shut up! He is almost as obnoxious as Michael Buffer.

Two of my grandchildren are visiting from Las Vegas during spring break. I just love 'em to death. I wish we could keep them but mama says, "NO"!

Summer is rapidly approaching. We haven't had any really good weather yet but at least we are no longer emulating Antarctica Delano still scores "F" for weather.

My decision to delete all e-mails blackmailing me into forwarding them has been successful. I have been happily deleting them with no bad result. Of course, I'm missing out on the various treasures that are usually promised when complying, but that's life in the fast lane.

I will now make my only political statement for this election:

If you vote for the witch or the muslim, you are dumber than dirt and a communist asshole. I don't care who you vote for, just don't vote for either of those losers. They would take this country even further down than it already is. They are not builders, they are destroyers and will bring you much grief.

Keep smiling, they will suspect you of something!

Free at last!

Yes, I am taking a step toward freedom. How? Well, I have decided that I won't be intimidated anymore by e-mails. Henceforth, I am deleting all e-mails that:

1. Are petitions
2. Claim I don't love god if I don't pass it on
3. Whine about the list being eliminated if I don't forward it.
4. Are any other form of e-mail blackmail.

I know that some causes are worthy. I just don't give a damn anymore. I won't let blackmailers waste any more of my time. Am I totally fed up with this nonsense? Hell yes! The only way to stop it is to not participate. I've had enough. Have you?

The weather here remains foul. It is cold and wet. Luckily we are at the end of February which means summer is only two or three weeks away. Delano once again achieves a big, fat "F"!

Tiger Woods has once again showed the golf world that they are screwed if he enters a tournament. He has won six in a row now, setting records as he plows the rest of the field under.
Has anyone ever dominated a sport so thoroughly? By the time he retires, there will be the 'Tiger Book' and the 'also rans' book. He is truly amazing.

My cold is finally easing off. At least I no longer cough twenty four seven. I believe my wife is at least partially responsible for my semi-recovery. She has subjected me to a dozen Filipino remedies. Some of them actually bring relief.

My sister finally called me. She didn't chew my ass, in fact she was her old, pleasant self. I'm so happy.

My writing hobby keeps slogging on. When I review some of the things I have written, it is hard for me to believe that I wrote them. It isn't that I think they are great literature, they just seem foreign to me.

Well, that's about it from here in Antarctica. Remember, if you don't download Koda Kumi, you don't love Jesus!

dakara

New Target!!!

The media idiots have found a new target to amuse themselves. The target's name is Roger Clemmens. Now there will commence another media circus resembling the O.J. debacle. All we'll hear is RC, RC,RC, ad infinitum. I already know everything I need to know about Roger. He is the best pitcher that ever lived. I don't need to know about his wife, their dogs or the sleazy assholes who are trying to bring him down. Back Off!!!

The weather here continues to score in the "F" range. Spring usually comes early here in the valley so maybe we'll have to suffer only a few more weeks.

I've had a bad cold for over a week. I'm drowning in a pool of snot. Winter sucks.

My fishing partner in North Carolina has recovered from his foot surgey. I talked to him and he was too busy taking post operation anesthetics to go fishing. Actually, he was barely coherent.

I still haven't heard from my sister. I must be fired for sure. I don't want to lose her. She has always been there for me.

We are still mourning the loss of football season. Weekends are empty. I would watch some other sports shows, but the vampires are too busy sucking the life out of RC. Boo Hiss

My wife is starting her garden again. She's kind of magical with plants. I'm convinced she could grow an orange orchard on a bowling ball.

My mind is definitely going away. When I sat down at the keyboard, I had a lot of things to bitch about. Most of them have flown away, unwritten. And so I must fly away.

Sayonara

And the winner is....

The New York Giants have won the super bowl. They worked their asses off and deserved to win. They are a great team and now, National Champions. Unfortunately, the New York sports fans and media get to bask in the glory. All year they whined and cried about the coach, the quarterback, the stadium and probably the pizza. Now the Giants will recieve the accolades that were due them all year. They are the media darlings. The New York fans now love them. Next year the turn coat fans will cry for someone else's ass. Maybe they'll just go back to whimpering about their baseball team. Just remember that the sobbing sounds that come from the east will be coming from the big wormy apple.

The weather here still sucks. Yesterday we were afflicted with hail. Then it rained. Right now the sun is shining but I know it is only a ruse to lure me outside where the weather can dampen my body and soul. "F" for Delano weather today.

I sent my sister up in Washington one of my erotic stories hoping to get some feedback from her. She hasn't bothered to comment, which I think speaks volumes. Alas, I appear to have alienated yet another family member. This kind of thing is like peeing in the pool. It is not possible to get it out. All you can hope for is rapid difusion Even if it all disappears, you will always be aware of the pee in the pool.

My fishing buddy back east hasn't called so I don't know if he survived his toe operation or not. He'll probable call this week with his tale of pain and terror. I will, of course, be sympathetic.

I have to go pick up my little girl from the school, so I'll break this off.

So it goes.

Whiner's Reward

Yes, the worst sports fans in the country have been rewarded with a team going to the super bowl. New York, home of cry babies and snivelers, has the Giants going to the biggest game of the year. As they did last summer in baseball, they constantly cried for the heads of the coach, the quarterback and any other hapless athlete unfortunate enough to live and work there. The New York sports media is the worst on the planet. They are an unruly mob of know-nothing simpletons who will do anything to toss dirt on a local team. They think they're 'tough'. The rest of the country thinks they suck. Unable to offer their support for teams or players in trouble, they delight in mudslinging. That is why they are universally despised. They are rude, arrogant and clueless.

The weather here is horrible. Very low temperatures combined with occassional sprays of rain have made this winter extremely uncomfortable. Delano achieves another 'F'.

My fishing partner in North Carolina is out of action. He has a giant bone spur on his toe that renders him immoblie. The operation is slated for later this month.

I just downloaded a Koda Kumi video entitled "Shake It" WOW!! It is fantastic. Better even than Minh Tuyet's "Thoat Li".

There is only one football game left this year and then, months of worthless TV until they start again in August. Boo Hisss

I'm getting burned out in my writing. If any of you have any great ideas for stories, e-mail them to me. All it takes is a brief phrase or sometimes just a word to get my creative juices flowing.

I now believe that the dumocraps have totally lost their collective minds. Their front runners are a muslim, a crooked broad and a money grubbing hustler. The saddest part is, the money grubbing hustler is the pick of the litter. It just isn't possible to get another Clinton into the White house, nor is it prudent to put Obama in there. That leaves Edwards. I cannot believe that the average Democrat would vote for any of these losers, but they have elected losers before and they may again. This time it could turn out really bad for the country. Perhaps the country will sober up and vote against this herd of turkeys in horror and disgust. I hope so.

Now that we are all broke from Christmas, it is time to prepare for Valentine's day, the most worthless holiday of the year. However I, and all the rest of the happy suckers, will buy candy and jewelry and flowers for our ribs. God help us.

Y'all have fun now, heah?

Gone Again

Yes, another year is about to drift astern. I, for one, am happy to see 2007 go away. While parts of it were okay, all in all it was a disastrous annum. The tales of tribulation started in January and are basically still with us. I would list them but there are far too many and I am far too lazy. I only hope that 2008 is kinder to us than 2007 was.

Well, the wretched New England Patriots have now won every regular season game. They are the first team to accomplish this feat in 35 years. We must recognize their achievement and pray for a first round loss in the play offs. It would be extremely pleasant if they could be defeated by the Seahawks.

While downloading oriental female singers, I stumbled across anime. Boy, some of it is really graphic! I have to buy a larger hard drive. Between music and porn, I'm running out of room. It probably doesn't help that I've got about sixty full sized programs loaded. I could also use more RAM. In fact, I could probably use a whole new computer. The one I want costs a little over 10 grand. All donations gratefully accepted.

OK, guys, reach into your pockets. Anything in there? Of course not! The fat guy in the red suit got it all. Most of you can take comfort in strong drink. I am medically prevented from this cure, so I'll just have to suffer. Poor me!

The weather just keeps getting colder and colder. Many of my wife's fruit trees have croaked. Delano once again scores a big, fat "F" for weather. Don't forget to sock a global warming advocate in the mouth.

Football season is rapidly coming to an end. I really hate to see it go. The next bright spot is summer. Then, football again. Notice a pattern here?

New Years parties are close on the horizon. It's my second most favorite holiday, because I can act like an idiot and everyone thinks it is normal, just partying! My favorite holiday, of course, is Thanksgiving because I can gorge myself on roasted bird, dressing and pie. My least favorite holiday is Valentines day. Who the hell was Valentine and how did he get big enough for a whole day to be devoted to him? I think the whole thing was invented by women to extract extra cash from us.

I have noticed something really odd about my writing. I forget what I've written almost immediately. When I go back and read it a month or so later, I find that some of it is really good and some of it sucks. The problem is that it all looks good to me while I'm writing it. I've also noticed that I have almost no control over the characters or the plot. When I start writing, they just seem to take on a life of their own and I wind up writing something I never intended when I started. I must be a lot weirder than I think I am.

I can't believe I've lived another year. Ten years ago I would have bet all I owned on not making it this far. Time will tell how much longer I'll last. Right now, I feel pretty good, all things considered.

The time has come to return to my wonderful world of make believe. I can almost hear the relaxing melodies of Koda Kumi or Trish Thuy Trang. My anime characters are just waiting for my return.

Happy New Year!

HANDS UP!!!

That's right, reach for the sky! Once again you guys are going to be robbed by a fat man in a red suit. He will be assisted by a hoard of women and children who will leave you destitute and broken. On the brighter side, you'll just be able to break even by Easter when you'l be robbed by a rabbit. How did Christmas ever get so out of hand? I can't blame the miserable liberals for this one. It was done by the establishment capitalists. The have advertised us into the poor house at regular intervals throughout the year. I love capitalism, but it has a dwonside. The downside is that it produces slick ads that appeal to the gullible, the greedy and the stupid. Deck the halls with plastic holly from K-Mart. You know your kids need a couple of dozen new toys to go with the fifty or so old ones you got them last Christmas. Ebeneezer was right! Bah! Humbug!
So much for Holiday cheer!

The good thing about Christmas is that it gives us a chance to renew our relationships. Even if we don't get to see our loved ones, they are still in our thoughts. We also get a chance to say some heartfelt prayers for those we love. I have many people to pray for this year, some are not in great shape, but I know from personal experience that prayer works. We get a chance to thank God for sending us his son. We get a chance to thank his son for saving our worthless asses. So when you are shredding the wrappers on those gifts, think about whose birthday it is.

There was frost on the ground this morning. Ugh! It is getting colder than a whore's heart now. Daytime temps are barely reaching fifty five and at night we plummet down to the mid thirties. It never used to get that cold here. The next time you get a chance, punch a global warming advocate in the nose. Delano gets another 'F'.

The college football season is almost over and the pros are in the final stretch. There will be lots of games and excitement until February. Then the flames will die and we'll have to wait another seven months for football to return. Boo Hiss

My fishing partner in North Carolina has been killing the striped bass. He bought a new freezer and filled it up. Now he has two freezers full of fish. Am I jealous? Hell yes!

Duty calls! I must return to my manuscripts. I still haven't made any money with them, but they are a lot of fun.

Ho Ho Ho

And the answer is.....

Gee gang, is it xmas? Winter break? Holiday time?

NO, YOU IDIOTS!!! IT IS CHRISTMAS, WITH A CAPITAL 'CHRIST!' How did we allow the secularists to take over our holiday? 86% of Americans want to keep Christ in Christmas. Aren't we the land of the free and the home of the brave? I think it is time to get 'brave'. Impeach the secular bastards that sit on our benches. A judge who doesn't believe in god belongs in a soup line. Kick their worthless asses out of our courts and into the streets. Let them preach their vile pap to the pigeons. It seems to me that 85 to 15 pretty much represents a majority. I thought that in this country, the majority was supposed to make the rules. If the minority don't want to celebrate Christmas, let them drool in a corner until it is over. This country was founded on Christian principles for Christian people. If non-Christians want to live here, that's fine as long as they keep their idiotic mouths shut. Christmas aside, we have allowed this same group of self serving godless bums to strip our government of our protective religious coat. The dopes on the bench are negating our Constitution. Freedom of religion has somehow morphed into freedom from religion. Is anybody stupid enough to think that this is what the founding fathers wanted. Apparently the imbeciles in the courts think our Constitution is a 'living' document. Our country is in turmoil because of this stupidity. Our Constitution is not a 'living' document. It is a rock solid, never changing set of instruction on how to operate our Republic. I expect that the only time these liberals atheists will have to answer for their sins is when they stand before God. We all know how that will turn out.

I guess this is as good a time as any to wish you all a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. As you celebrate, don't forget whose birthday it is.

The weather here remains cold and miserable. Another 'F' for Delano.

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I wish we could spend Christmas with my daughter again this year but we just can't quite manage it. Maybe I'll win the lottery.

So it goes

Today?

Most of you younger types probably think that this is the day that Barry Bonds pleaded 'not guilty' or when Michael Vick is due to be sentenced. Maybe it is the anniversary of some celebrity. WRONG!!! Today we remember the victims of the cowardly attack on Pearl Harbor ad the subsequent horror and torture perpetrated by the ruthless Japanese. All of you foreign car fans, look with pride on your Toyota or Nissan. They are made by the same industry that produce the ships and aircraft that killed thousands of Americans. After we had whipped their little asses, they tried to kill our auto industry. If you bought a car from them, you are helping them win the post war. The sleazy little bastards even had thought of us giving up and going home. Are we giving up now? Think about it.

It has rained upon me! The bitter cold has now turned wet. I need to be standing in the monsoon rains which come out of the sky at eighty degrees. Why am I not there? I've said it before, "stupidity." Anyway, Delano has once again failed the weather test. "F" for this miserable little village.

We have come to the end of the weirdest regular college football season ever. How the hell did Ohio Sate and LSU wind up in the national championship game? We desperately need a playoff system. I think the NCAA is corrupted almost to the same point as professional boxing. To add to the misery, the officiating sucks. What's more, if the officials are subjected to any kind of criticism from an NCAA school, the school and the players are severely chastised. If the system didn't suck so bad, nobody would blame the officials. No celebrating!! Major error!!! Don't make it fun. Make it a punishment tour.

In pro ball, a player can be fined or even suspended for violation of any one of a number of uniform rules, most of which make no sense. The NFL (No Fun League) will fine players big time money for minor uniform violations or celebrations. When I see the league steal ten or fifteen thousand bucks from a player, it really annoys me. I know the players can afford it. That's not the point. The point is that this is supposed to be a free country where things are equal. I cannot imagine the furor that would arise if some lame brained judge fined somebody for wearing the wrong suit

Which brings us to inequality in general. I know the Negroes had a tough time getting to where they are. I know that some Mexicans have hard feelings about real Americans. The problem, and it is one that is supported by our political system, is that we have allowed the "Politically Correct" left wingers to take over our very way of life. How is it that a black man can make as many jokes as he wants about the whites and get paid for it when a white man doing black jokes is castigated? A negro college? What is that? An insult? It is a double standard perpetrated by those who are interested in keeping our society segregated. I know that there are plenty of bigots out there to go around. They are assisted by whites and blacks who insist on categorizing people. I think of myself as an American. How many black guys think of themselves in the same way? How the hell are we ever going to get integrated if we make these distinctions every day of our lives? The people who embrace the concept of black-american or mexican-american are not the friends of unity. Rather, they represent the forces of enmity. In reality, there are no hyphenated Americans. All who have really embraced our Republic and our society are just plain old Americans. Skin color and origin should mean nothing to U.S. citizens. I wonder how much hate mail this little paragraph will generate? I guess it depends on how many readers have thin skins and thinner minds.