Only two more days and we can forget kerry. He'll slink back to his hole under the rock and we won't have to listen to any more lies....from him. Probably the army of lawyers waiting to pounce on the election results will babble on for days. This situation can be laid at the doorstep of algore. You remember him. He's the guy who thinks he's really the president. He's the guy that kept demanding recount after recount until the whole country was sick of it. I hope that Bush landslides this one. That is the only way the vast herd of shysters will shut up and go home.

The sun has returned to California. It's still pretty chilly. We don't expect the temperture to go much over 70 this week. Yuk! That's right at my thermal cut-off point. I'm so happy that we don't have to deal with that wretched white crap. One of my goals in life is to never again allow one of those foul white things to drop out of a cloud and land on me.

The win streak of the Patriots is over. Pittsburg knocked them off. It's about time. 21 games in a row is enough for any football squad to win.

It is Halloween evening and the clutches of small children are roving the neighborhood. Their parents truck them in here from all over the city. It gets worse every year. Too bad there isn't some way to limit the area of travel on this night. I guess that sounds a little eastern European though, doesn't it? Sorry.

Well, all you Americans pray for a Republican sweep across this country. Of course, if you are anti-American, you can pray for something else like kerry and the krumbums or maybe a four year ride through hell.

Have you seen the "documentaries" on Area 51 yet? How have the so-called "investigators" managed to stay out of prison for treason? If things were really as awful as they claim, they would have been swept up years ago and chucked into Leavenworth prison. It intensely pisses me off to see these morons running around top secret securitiy areas with listening devices and high powered cameras. The satelite company that took the pictures of this area should be shut down and its executives tossed into the slammer. Where did these guys get the idea that they have "the right to know" about everything the government does? Well, they dreamed it all up. They circulate lies in order to break base security. They subvert employees and ex-employees making them break their oaths of silence. Why? And why aren't these employees in jail? I am convinced that the government is carrying on top secret operations out there in the desert and that neither the public nor our enemies has any "right to know" about them.

The latest lie from the kerry komedy kamp is falling apart at the seams. With only 4 days to go, I wonder what other big lies are lurking in weeds. After having studied the kerry history, I am convinced that he should be in a federal pen for numerous offences against our country. How the hell anyone could vote for this bag of dog drippins' is beyond me. I know there are zealots on both sides who have gone nuts over this election, but I had no idea that the kerry kamp would lie so consistently for so long.

On the brighter side, we haven't heard much from heinz-kerry since her last major screw-up. I can't imagine that arrogant bag of wind in the White House. The very thought of it makes my skin crawl.

We have now entered the worst part of the year, "waiting for spring". The usually hard packed ground is now a mud pit. Although the sun has come back in spurts, it is not warm. It rains at odd intervals. Yuk!!

I am now preparing for a fishing trip to the coast to seek the mighty surf perch. The trip will start next March or April, depending on the length of the winter. Surf perch are fun, easy to catch when they're in, and great eating. They average 2 pounds or so and put up a good fight.

I would like to get to Las Vegas for my eldest grandson's birthday. He's in high school now. It seems only yesterday that I was in high school. I think as you get older, time seems to accelerate. Oh well.

And now, the low-life, miserable kerry komedy krew will attempt to blame the disappearance of 380 tons of explosives on President Bush. Isn't this part of the stuff they've been moaning about that didn't exist? You know, WMDs. Hasn't any of those blockheads figured out that you need high explosives to generate a fission explosion? If this election weren't so serious, kerry's entire act would be absolutely hysterical. However, I believe that the fate of the western world depends on the outcome of this election. If kerry wins, we're screwed because he wants to talk to these idiots. They don't want to talk. They want to kill us. kerry doesn't understand that. He thinks all he has to do is sit down and have a cup of coffee with them and then everything will be all right. We desperatley need for President Bush to be re-elected. The fate of the world is in his hands. We don't need some weak-kneed flip-flopper who is completely antimilitary in the White House.

I wonder how many more lies these bastards will dream up between now and the election. They've already covered hurricanes, global warming, national guard service, Iraqi terrorists, the draft, the list is endless. The media, of course, jump on everything before they investigate it (remember dan blather?) because most of them don't want President Bush re-elected. The terrorists don't want him re-elected. France doesn't want him re-elected. In fact there is an international conspiracy that is trying to influence the American election toward kerry and away from President Bush. I cannot believe that the American people will let a lying, two-faced, cowardly gigalo win this election.

Now for some personal whining. It rained on me!! That is supposed to be illegal in Southern California. The wind blew hard and filled my pool with all sorts of icky stuff. It'll take the pool boy hours to fix it. It's cold. My furnace runs all the time. At least in Washington there is good fishing to compensate for the crummy weather. Here, in this crapola valley, there is no compensation.

All my favorite pro football teams lost last weekend. It's lucky I'm not a betting man. If I were, I'd be living in a refrigerator carton on some Bakersfield street. Are there more and more pro athletes in big trouble with the law these days, or am I just noticing it more? I can't remember a year when more of those overpaid cry babies had their tits in a wringer.

Oh well.

Ah, another football Saturday! My Sooners won and Notre Dame lost so every thing isn't darkness. Of course I'll watch the pros tomorrow, but I won't be watching Monday Night Football because of the totally secular stance that gang of godless heathens at ABC has taken. I'll start again after the BIG CHEESE comes in and fires the whole worthless bunch of them. Even if he doesn't, we have the satisfaction of knowing that they'll all roast in hell.

So far, the pusillanimous kerry kampaign has tried to blame President Bush for global hurricane season, the insurectionists is Iraq, snow storms, the Spanish train disaster and numerous other bits of nonsense. I personally wish that we had a President who could control hurricanes. We wouldn't need an army and we could still kick everybody's ass. I guess kerry's plan is to open a dialog with the terrorists and let them have some time off to rebuild. If that unthinking imbecile is elected, you can look forward to a lull and then we'll be fighting them in the streets of L.A. instead of Faluja. Did you guys know that kerry accepted the communist freedom award from the Vietnamese? I wonder if he tried to throw it away. I'll bet a million bucks it isn't displayed on his office wall along with his purple owie medals. Maybe the terrorists will award him the golden camel award for saving their jihad.

I swore I would try not to make any further commentary on this election campaign, but when I saw kerry shuffling down the road with a shotgun slung over his shoulder and a couple of geese in the bag, I just had to say something. Does that lying idiot think he is going to capture any votes from amongst the defenders of the Second Amendment? Just about every gun owner in America is aware of his far-left, anti-gun voting record in the Senate. What a dismal pile of puppy poopy he is. The dumocraps have swung into high gear with their big lies campaign. President Bush has repeatedly said that there will be no draft. Yet, in an attempt to get draft-age voters, the kerry kampaign perpetrates this lie. Yet another big lie is the one about the voting record of kerry. He claims to be a moderate. If you look into the Congressional record you will find that he votes left of teddy-boy kennedy, who votes left of Karl Marx. I try to assure myself that the American voters aren't stupid enough to vote for a semi-communist such as he, but then I remember recent elections where the women put the most immoral SOB ever to invade the beltway (bubba) in twice. Thank God they only gave jimmy carter one shot at it.
George Bush may not be the best selection in the land for President, but he is far and away better than the miserable low-life kerry. Mrs. Bush is also far better at everything than the foreigner, heinz-kerry. Can you imagine an out-of-control dimwit like her at a state dinner or some other official function? She cannot maintain her sense of decorum for more than 2 minutes at a time. At that point, her great, big mouth pops opens and some insult or lie pops out. She is unfit to be first lady of these United States. Don't forget two things about her.
1. She didn't trust the lying kerry enough to marry him without a prenuptual agreement.
2. She doesn't respect the liar enough to bear his unhyphenated name.

I hope that we can dump our horrible senator, barbara boxer. She votes even further left than kerry, feinstein, kennedy, schumer and clinton. There will be no representation in the communist state of kalifornia until we get rid of these left-wing freedom killers.

I heard that my brother has returned from the wilds of Idaho elkless. Rats! That means I don't even have a remote shot at an elk prime rib. Now I'll have to pout until next year.

Today, I was forced to perform the saddest ritual of all. I had to turn on our furnace. I has rained on me. It is cold. The next time one of those greenies tells me about "global warming" I'm going to punch him in the suck.

I really am going to try not to write anything political until after the election. But you know and I know that the kerry kampaign will perform another stupid manuever. Oh well.

The most wonderful news of the day is that the debates are now behind us. After the first one, I said I wouldn't watch any more and I haven't. I have heard that once again President Bush crushed kerry like the bug he is. kerry was a thoughtless, tactless desperate bufoon. Watching his leaky ship sink he had the unmitigated gall to single out Vice Presidents Cheney's daughter for some "special" attention. Only a truly horrible person would do such a thing on national TV in front of millions of people. If you are a homosexual, you would have to be totally insane to vote for kerry. He has shown no respect at all for one of your number. What do you suppose he'll do to you if he is elected? His ultra-liberal record in the Senate now stands exposed for all to see. He doesn't even have the balls to admit that he's a liberal. I have some friends who are liberals. At least they have the guts to say it. Not kerry. He knows that if the "ultra-liberal" tag sticks, every one in the country with even a small amount of intelligence will send him back to the trash heap. At one point, he admitted that he had married way, way up. It was far enough up to warrant a pre-nuptual agreement so he can't rake off any of her loot. If his own wife doesn't trust him, how the hell can we?

I saw Ann Coulter on O'Reilly tonight. She had no trouble at all admitting she is a right-wing extremist. She is great to listen to(one of the few women I know of) and has many valid points concerning the liberals. If you get a chance to read her book, How to Talk to a Liberal, by all means do so.

The FCC has ruled that the documentary "Stolen Honor" about the adventures of kerry is authorized to be aired before the election. The dumocraps are really afraid of it because it exposes kerry, once again, as the non-thinking coward that he is.

The dumocraps are so sure they'll lose this election, they have filed in excess of 30 lawsuits claiming voter fraud and no one has voted yet. The movement is spearheaded by our old pal Jesse jackson. You remember him. The most prejudice man in America. He is also a liar and philanderer. How come so many of these losers gravitate to the left? Probably they find kindred souls there.

My brother is still chasing elk in Idaho. I can almost taste those prime ribs.

My sweety and I are going to celebrate 35 years of wedded bliss this weekend. I don't know how I would have made it without her. Of course I'll give her my standard anniversary card congratulating her on a great catch!!

DON'T VOTE FOR kerry!!

Thank God there is only one debate left. I didn't watch the last one, as I said I wouldn't. The problem comes from the endless babbling of the press. Those idiots are still showing the second debate. They are still drawing the wrong conclusions. Even from the leftist media coverage, I have come to the conlusiion that President Bush handily won this blab-fest. Once again I will say that you have to be a complete loser to vote for kerry. He's a liar, gigilo, waffler and poltroon. Those are his good points. He is married to an Austrian. Do you really want the President of the United States sharing a bed with a foreigner? Wasn't Hitler an Austrian? If you think she won't be dictating policy, compare their bank accounts. Speaking of bank accounts, did you know she made him sign a pre-nup? If she doesn't trust him, how could we? Sober up, people!!

Well, Notre Dame won another football game. That means another week of listening to a herd of know-it-all sportscasters speculating on how good they "really" are. I can tell you how good they are. They suck!!

No word from my brother yet. I'm still waiting for an elk prime rib.

Winter is upon us. My airconditoner hasn't come on for two days. This portends great evil in the months ahead. I'm counting the days until spring. Can't wait!!

Remember, don't vote for kerry!!

I feel so much better now that Martha Stewart is in jail. It only took those idiot feds 2 years and 2 million dollars to do it. I would hate to think that they were out there prosecuting real criminals when they can be protecting all of us from potentially bad pancakes. Anyway, Martha will be back soon. If they do overturn her conviction, those feds are going to have to do some tall explaining. The only lesson that comes out of this case is: Don't talk to anybody about anything important without your lawyer.

Have you not heard enough about Scott Peterson? The media will be blabbering about this case for years. I'll bet that within two weeks of a verdict, there will be at least 3 tv movies about it. With any luck, nobody will watch them. We're fed up with this nonsense.

Wouldn't you just love to choke those morons at sporting events and concerts who insist on yelling, "WOOOOOOO" at the top of their lungs. The saddest part of this is that it is too late for the Darwin effect to solve the problem.

Did you know that we have city employees going around and checking garbage cans to make sure that they are properly separated? How did we ever buy in on the concept of "neat garbage?" Isn't that an oxymoron? If those a--hole environmentalists wanted the garbage neat, why didn't they invent a machine to do it? Once again, the majority is being pushed around by a few sob-sisters and their lawyers.

Well, my brother is off to the wilds of Idaho to pursue the mighty elk. This is an annual outing for him and a couple of his hunting pals. I sure wish I could go with them, but I"m too fat, too old, too sick. Damn!! Maybe he'll send me a chunk of prime elk rib.

Debates aside, (I've decided not to watch them) how could anyone in their right mind even consider voting for the super-waffler, kerry? Looking back on his record in the Senate, where he has voted for at least 350 tax increases and voted against every defensive system we've got, you would have to be a complete lunatic or a communist to consider him for anything more powerful than dog catcher. His running mate, ultra liberal edwards, has a similar dismal record. How could the democrats remotely consider these two idiots as nominees?

hillary is currently trying to shove a bill through the senate that would ban gun sales at gun shows. If she is successful, you can kiss your right to sell or give your guns to anyone, including relatives goodbye. This is exactly how the anti-gun nuts killed private ownership of firearms in Britain, Canada and Australia. Call your senator and tell him to vote against senate bill 1807. Those of us who are enjoying second amendment rights MUST win every one of these nefarious manuevers by the nuts. Losing one of these battles means a long, hard road back to freedom. Keep in mind that the foounding fathers did not write the second amendment to create a nation of rabbit hunters or target shooters. That amendment was written so the people could protect themselves from government pukes like hillary, shumer and feinstein. Our currrent federal gun laws are an almost direct copy of the gun laws written by another super patriot in Germany in 1938. His name was Adolph Hitler.

As summer drifts slowly astern, I once again realize that I am living at least 1000 miles too far north. I hate it when the temperture plummets down below 80. Soon, I'll have to start wearing shoes and socks and pants and long sleeved shirts. BOOOOO!!

So there I was, gloating over Cheney's total crushing of edwards, when it suddenly occurred to me that I really didn't give a big rat's ass who wins debates. Remember back in school? Who was on the debating team? Yes, that's right, it was all the nerds. These were the people who couldn't lead their way out of the bathroom, that is, if they could find anyone to follow them. HAH!! After all, isn't it supposed to be performance that counts? The only performance that comes immediately to mind is the wretched record of kerry and edwards in matters pertaining to the safety of this country. Their records are appalling. They have voted against every military spending bill, support for our troops, homeland security,etc., etc. The list is endless. They have voted consistently for more and more taxes. They don't believe that the people know better than they, how to spend their money. Do I care what a couple of Washington, D.C. gas bags have to say? NONONO!! If I were a conspiracy theorist (and I am), I would say that the entire debate scam was dreamed up by the media. It gives the talking heads something to babble about for a week or two. On the other hand, it gives me something to bitch about. Oh Well....

Well, the first debate is over. It went about as expected. Unfortunately, President Bush had an opportunity to completely squash the horrible kerry and he didn't do it. Rats!! The problem was that President Bush allowed his emotions to show. He didn't try to hide anything. When kerry made another of his assinine, stupid remarks, the President showed his disgust for such idiocy. I don't know if it is possible for an honest man to debate someone like kerry. I hope the next one goes better.

The entire DNC/CBS collusion mess is being investigated. My spies tell me that they will find that rather, cbs and the miserable kerry kampaign were in bed together. The arrogant, holier-than-thou, dan blather should have been fired years ago for some of the other "mistakes" he has made. Cbs seems willing to stick with this waste of human skin for reasons that I cannot fathom.

On a lighter note, Notre Dame got their butts kicked last weekend. Already, the sports writers were starting to pump up BCS for a top ten ranking for the Irish. Ain't gonna happen now, Bubba.

Another year is drifting astern without my appearance at a fishing hole. That's mostly due to the paucity of water in this valley. I need to move real bad.

The only problem with retirement is, there are no days off.

And now a few words about the ACLU. How the hell did we ever let a gang of communist shysters hijack our justice system? These guys have every government in the U.S. scared to death of lawsuits that could make them pay vast amounts of money. What for? Well, anything that the American Communist Lawyers Union (oops, was that Civil liberties?.....nope, right the first time) identifies as a likely target. If you believe that the aclu has your best interest at heart, you are sadly deluded. They are, in fact, trying to overturn our entire way of life. How do they get away with it? Well, we've got a group of gutless, left wing judges who allow themselves to fall into the liberal trap. This evil trend started with Supreme Court Justice Earl Warren and continues to this day. How do we stop it? Ask your attorney if he/she is a member of the aclu. If their answer is "yes" you reply, "you're fired." Let them know why. I will guarantee that if we start hitting the aclu members in their avaricious deep pockets, they will desert the aclu like rats from a sinking ship. We are now at a turning point in American history. We can either let the wishes of the majority prevail or we can bow to every rag-tag group of dissidents that can stumble into a courtroom.

I guess you have heard that Congress is, even as we speak, designing a law to saddle us with national I.D. cards. This is the most anti-American legislation to come out of the 9/11 commission. Both the House and the Senate are trying to rush this crap through before the end of the current session. Contact your Senator. Contact your congressman. Don't let them get away with this atrocity.

Burt Rutan has done it again!! Congratulations on the first ever civilian space flight. Soon, it will be a commercial enterprise. Kudos!!

Have you heard the latest that the far left idiots have come up with? They are blaming President Bush for the hurricanes that are ravaging the southeast! Where do they dig up this guff? How far left do you have to be to actually publish a pack of lies of this magnitude? Slightly left of Marx? Lenin? Personally, I wish that we had a President who could control the weather. He would have to be the most powerful being in this end of the galaxy!

I must apologize. It seems I counted the wretched, miserable, pond scum, michael moore, out too soon. His latest behind the back manuever is to release his thoroughly discredited movie just before the election. Even after the entire content of this rag has been proven to be completely false, he is going to try to sell it as truth and hijack the election. What a low-life pile of doggy doo doo. Every day I pray for something horrible and permanent to happen to this moron.

Unfortunately, Note Dame has won two games in a row now and the sports writers, who have deified this school will be begging for at least a number 3 or 4 rating in the BCS. USC escaped by the skin of their teeth in beating Stanford 31--28. My favorite team, the incredible Okies, were idle this week. My second favorite team, the Cornhuskers, continues to get their asses kicked. I don't think their wonderful new system, installed by their wonderful new coach is working. If they lose any more games this year, he'll be history. Oh well.

And now a few words to the ladies. More specifically, the ladies who plan on voting for kerry. If you want terrorism in American streets, if you want to see your children slaughtered on their way to school, if you want to wear that muslim garb and revert to third class citizenship, then go ahead and vote for kerry. kerry thinks he can warmly embrace the radicals, explain what a swell group of fellows we are, and they will come running to the peace table. He does not understand that there are millions of radicals out there whose only goal in life is to kill westerners, more specifically, Americans. They don't want to negotiate. They don't want to talk. THEY WANT TO KILLUS!!! Wake up. You should have learned from 9/11 that these guys don't want us in the world, anywhere. kerry believes he can achieve some sort of settlement with these idiots. WRONG!!! Look at the condition of the middle east. Do you think it got that way in the last 10 years? 50 years? 100 years? NO! These guys have been fighting each other and all of us "infidels" for 5,000 years. Anyone who thinks we are going to ride our white horse into Iraq, wave a white flag and cause a sudden miracle is fatally mistaken. On the other hand, kerry has taken every side of every issue before our country in the last 30 years. Maybe he'll magically waffle his way over to President Bush's viewpoint. Maybe he already has. It's hard to tell from day to day which way he'll flip-flop next.

Come one, come all!!!! Watch the wheels fall completely off of the kerry kampaign. Yes, the entire mess of lies, inuendos, forgeries and flip-flops is crawling back under the rock from whence it crept. Another sad chapter in American politics will soon come to an end. Already the rats are deserting the sinking ship. Who is the first rat to bail? Why, it's that wretched piece of crap, michael moore. You remember him from the production of a movie based on lies and fraud. The movie that was embraced by the liberal press. The same press that has now admitted it broadcast forged documents. Even the miserable dan blather has apologized. I have a hard time understanding how anybody could continue to support kerry. The kerry kampaign has now admitted it is going to lose the election. You can tell because they are already gathering money from their list of suckers to finance a recount. Of the political campaigns I have seen, and that's a bunch, kerry's is the worst run, most chaotic and least effective so far.

You will note that President Bush has not commented on any of this mess. He is showing that he is, indeed, a deserving President.

The perpatraors of the latest pack of lies and forgeries should be criminally prosecuted. They have done a grave disservice to our nation. In the end, the ones hurt most by these pusillanimous poltroons will be the very ones they were lying and cheating for. OH WELL

And now a few words from a Portuguese refugee, turncoat, betrayer of her late husbands ideals and general all around big mouthed bitch. .....scumbags....shove it....the list is endless. Is this the kind of miserable, ugly witch we want for a first lady? I'll bet that kerry wishes she would shut her giant pie hole. Of course if he told her that, no mo money. So now, kerry, king of the wafflers, is taking a stand that is 180 degrees from the stand he took last year. How could anybody vote for this gold digging creep?

Saw Madeline Albright on Hannity and Combs. She hasn't improved any. She's still the second ugliest female in the United States. Who's first? C'mon everybody knows it's Janet Reno. Anyway, she seems to support kerry. Even though she knows that he has done flip-flops on every campaign issue and numerous other issues that are not yet campaign related.

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, President Bush's lead keeps getting stronger and stronger. As a result, the panicky dumocraps are slinging more and more mud. When the investigation into the fraudulent "documents" is complete, I'm pretty sure we'll find that at least some of the kerry kampaigners were in collusion with the perps. At the very leasdt , it should be the end of dan blathers career. If you are wondering why this campaign is getting more and more muddy, at least on the left wing loser side, it is because they are well aware that they have nominated a total idiot.

Just a few short weeks and we won't have to listen to the inane cacaphony from the left.

We're still searching for real estate outside kalifornia. We are considering properties as far away as Guam. The other possibilities are Washington State, Nevada, Wyoming and Alaska. These are places where we'd be comfortable and they have no state income tax.

I see another mud slinging idiot has joined the kerry kamp. I am speaking, of course, of kitty kelly. She has produced a book full of wild, unsubstantiated rumors which the morons in the liberal press have taken as absolute truth. Once again, the kerry kamp has aligned itself with another total loser. Her claims about the family of President Bush are wild, unbelievable charges. You would have to be a communist to suck them up.

The dan blather scandal has not gone away. Maybe they'll retire the old socialist out. The dumb asses at CBS are starting to back off the documents, but are doing everything they can to make us believe they were right anyway. Where do they find these bufoons?

As the days go on, kerry keeps his guns trained squarely on his foot. On the Don Imus radio show, he switched positions right in the middle of the interview prompting Imus, a kerry supporter, to exclaim, "I have no idea what he just said". Well, Imus, the rest of us know what he said. Once again he has taken both sides of an issue. I don't think that President Bush and kerry need to have a debate. kerry could just debate himself. That way he'd cover all the issues on both sides without opposition.

What a pleasure it is to watch dan blather and the communist broadcasting system dangle over the fire. For years blather has been a super-liberal, left wing hypocrite. He has performed in an unprofessional manner for many, many years. Again this time, although he has once again stretched the limits, CBS will probably not fire him, even though he so richly deserves it. In fact, CBS is complicit in this manner and has now lost what little credibility it had. And they wonder why Fox News is kicking their asses in the polls. It is going to be really amusing to watch the kerry kampaign self destruct. Every time that semi-communist jerk opens his pie hole, something really icky flows out. Oh well.

Hurricane Ivan is headed for the little village of Fairhope, Alabama, wherein resides one of my best freinds. She is the mother of my fishing buddy (deceased) and a damned fine woman. My prayers are with her tonight.

Did I mention I sold my boat? It became clear to me that I couldn't use it. My grandchildren visited us for 2 months and I couldn't get them out on it even 1 time. I was sad to see it go.

At last!!! The stupid-ass gun ban from the clinton administration is history. It was a knee-jerk reaction enacted by a bunch of panicky, ignorant liberals. Today, the pro-gun, pro-American people have moved this ountry a step further away from the totalitarian, left wing idiocy that is so prevalent here. The cheif anti-American left wing cry baby liberal idiot, kerry, is deeply distressed. Tooons are upon us and once again I find that I cannot participate. Some of it is due to poor health but most of it is due to the crackpots and their idiot laws here in the communist state of california bad!! I guess he'll have to console himself by spending two or three million more of his spouse's bucks.

The fall hunting season is upon us. Once again I will not be participating due to a combination of nazi-like gun laws and a giant herd of crackpots here in the communist state of california.

Sayings and words I wish would fall out of favor with the slope headed morons on TV:

1. "If you will"........will what?

2. "Again".......again? You mean I didn't get it the first time?

3. "Do you know what I'm saying?".......if you speak english, I understand.

4. "whazup?" or "zup?'.......is that english ( see item 3)

Once upon a time, there was a whole barnyard full of little left-wing piggies. They were too small and stupid to do anything except tell lies and cause social unrest. One day, the piggy with the biggest mouth discovered that things were going badly in the upcoming election. So he invented a huge, terrible lie and put it on CBS news. He didn't ask the other piggies because he was obviously much smarter than they. The terrible lie caused a ripple of discontent among the other barnyard animals, especially the elephants. A hurried investigation showed that the documents upon which the big lie was based were forgeries. Even some of the chief piggies biggest supporters were shaking their heads over this debacle because they knew that it spelled almost cetain doom for the chief piggy. Piggies have never been known for their integrity or honesty, but after having caused a national scandal, don't you think it is time for the chief piggy to withdraw? He probably won't because the chief of the left-wing barnyard piggies has never been known for honesty, integrity or the ability to admit the fabrications of the other liars who surround him.