YES!!!!

Yes? Yes! That is a word that you young American women need to get used to saying much more often. We are being out-bred by the Muslims and the Mexicans. In just a few decades, there will be no America as we know it now. That is why you young, breeding age women need to say "YES", get on a mattress and make some American babies. I'm not kidding. Lest you think this is an advertisement for me, I will point out that I am long past the breeding stage. I remember it fondly, but that's all that's left....memories. The future for America looks bleak. Be patriotic! Do it today!! Save us!!!!

The temperature in Delano has taken a nose dive again. It is barely nudging 75 in the day time. Delano get s a "D" for weather.

The housing crunch has almost destroyed my well thought out financial plans. I no longer have the capability to sell out and get out. Boo hoo.

Obama continues to astound us with his idiotic political maneuvers. Is there a grade lower than "F"? If there is, he gets it.

Well so much for my lamentations. Don't forget girls. Say yes and mean it!

quarterly report

Well, let's see what the idiot has done in his first quarter of office. He has started legislation to confiscate our guns. He has bowed down to the Saudi dictator. Unemployment is rising. Interest rates are rising, some predict a return to the 20% plus days of the Carter administration. Inflation is on the upswing. He is planning an internal police force, modeled, I assume, on the Gestapo. He is trying to shut off dissension on radio, television and, yes, the Internet. In other words, his 'change' is going to consist of putting our economy, indeed our country in some sort of half assed communist/Muslim strangle hold. If the fool gets away with it, we'll be on a par with the other third world nations. On the bright side, it may get so bad that all the illegal aliens will voluntarily go home. Stand by for some tax reform that'll make your eyes water. This time next year, you won't be able to find ten people in this country who will admit voting for him. There may be a civil war. Oh joy!!

I have contracted a cough that has been with me for two months. With any luck, it'll kill me before I have to witness the downfall of the greatest nation the world has ever seen. Congratulations, you idiot democrats. You have brought us down.

So much for politics! Moving right along, basketball season is about to wind down. I for one have had enough of the endless speculation and prognostication by our 'media experts.' The only thing left on sports TV is golf and that's only when the Tiger stalks the links.

I haven't been able to contact my buddy in North Carolina. I hope he's OK.

The weather here continues to improve. I'll give it a C.

Remember, as Alfred E. Newman once said, "I have one grunch but the eggplant over there!"
Ta Ta

Holiday!!!

Yes, April fool's day should be an international holiday. After all, if you pay any attention to the national political scene, you already know that Washington DC is full of fools.....and they get to run the country. Currently, they're running it right into hell. That doesn't matter though, as the fools who elected this herd of losers won't know how badly f___ed they are until obama gets all their money and property. Already unemployment is setting new records. The national debt is streaking skyward, taxes are going up, inflation is rising rapidly and still the idiot is looking for ways to spend money that we don't have and have no way to get. The encampments for the terrorists are being dismantled. We are waving the usual democrat's flag of surrender in the middle east. Soon major terror strikes will be happening around the globe. Well, he promised change and we're getting it. Are you happy?

Thank god basketball season is just about over. I'm so sick of hearing about Kobe and Lebron. Unfortunately baseball is starting very soon. We are in desperate need of a summer football league. The idiots in New York have gone berserk again in the Plexico case. A guy goes into a nightclub, shoots himself in the leg, and the state wants jail time for him. What a crock of shit! This is what gun control gets you. And we have the pontificating asshole mayor demanding jail time. Who the hell does he think he is? He's not a judge. He's not even on a jury. He is interfering with the justice system. He ought to go to jail! Have we not heard enough about steroids? Every day the media digs up something else on somebody else. The media idiots and the lawyers should all be shot! You could take a shot at Bloomberg too.

Airline pilots can no longer defend their passengers. obama has taken away their right to carry arms. I guess he didn't want any of his little Islamic friends to get shot on their way to another disaster.

My only real hope is that I'll croak before these maniacs completely screw my country up. Writing to our congressional morons does no good. Here in California we are represented by a gang that stands slightly to the left of Stalin. I can't think of a single one who is worth a big damn. It's sad when even the people we hire to help us manage to screw us to death.

Our weather has taken a turn for the better. Mid seventies to low eighties are now the rule rather than the exception. My grandchildren who are visiting from Las Vegas swim in our pool every day. Delano gets a "B".

My little girl in Alaska is having a terrible time. I told her to go ahead and graduate and then leave that whole mess behind. Seeing her so sad all the time tears my icky little heart out.

My buddy in Carolina is still catching oodles of fish. I sure wish I was there to help him.

I don't know about you, but I've managed to bring myself down. Bah, Humbug!!

If I was.......

1. If I was an athlete, I wouldn't take it one game at a time. I'd take it ten or twelve games at a time, shortening my season and increasing my vacation time. One game at a time? Stupid statement.
2. If I was a politician, I wouldn't swear that honesty and integrity were my major assets. I'd swear that I was a crook and a liar. That way, I'd be telling the truth and I wouldn't have to lie about it later.
3. If I was a TV sportsman, I wouldn't whisper into the camera. That produces an unintelligible and annoying blast of noise. I'd take my product back to the studio and do a voice over so my viewers could understand me.
4. If I was a TV sports producer, I would never show ground level football plays. They add nothing to the game experience. I would never use a 'pocket cam' in a pool tournament. I would never shoot a boxing match from under the ringside ropes.
5. If I was a rich man, you guys would be staring at a blank screen, because I'd be in Thailand.
6. If I was a guy who won the lottery, everything in my life would change. Why pretend you would keep doing whatever you're doing when you know that isn't the truth?

I realize I haven't been a ball of fire on this blog thing, but you have to understand how lazy I am. Also, I have been doing just exactly nothing since my last entry. But at least I do it well.

My buddy back in Carolina continues to slay the trout. He says he'll send me a box of fillets. I hope so. spotted weakfish is excellent fare.

Are you guys all warm and fuzzy about obama? He has already started his campaign against America. Anti-gun legislation, bigger government handouts, bigger government in general, the destruction of our health care system and higher taxes are all part of the plan. He and his gang of ultra liberals will take your money and give it to the illegal aliens, a criminal class. Bend over!


Football has gone for another several months. I already miss it. Saturday, Sunday and Monday seem entirely empty without it.
Once again the New York sports press is castigating A Rod. This time it's because he told the truth. New York fans and the New York media are the worst in the world. They are a bunch of whining, crying backstabbers who have no sense of decency or shame. I f I was ever unfortunate enough to be an athlete in New York, I would never give interviews. Those morons will seize on anything they think they can make into news and if a story isn't there, they'll manufacture one. They are a truly despicable group.
I wonder how long the baseball gods will conspire against Barry Bonds. There is no doubt in my military mind that several teams out there could benefit from his services. Why are they doing this to him? He has never been convicted of anything and isn't likely to be.

The weather here remains disastrous. It is cold and it sometimes rains. At least we know that in another month or so we'll be warming up. I hope. Delano get another F.

If we are the victims of 'global warming' how come it keeps getting colder? Whip a greeny at every opportunity.

That's another thing that pisses me off. Green this, green that, bullshit! Red is my color. The only green I like is money and avocados.

If I was smart, I'd quit right now. Bye!

PRAY

Yes, pray for our country. It is now in the hands of a Muslim extremist who will lead us to ruin. Look for the economy to take a nosedive that will make us long for our past problems. Soon we will all feel the totalitarian squeeze applied by Islam and the Islamic supporters one of which is the new president. I just hope we can persevere until this idiot is gone from office. Even if you aren't religious, pray daily for our country and our freedom. The wonderful "change" that all the morons voted for will make you long for the times past and I mean any times past, Republican or Democrat. I hope that the stupid asses who voted for him are happy. I'll guarantee they won't be by this time next year.

Sadly, there is only one game left in the pro football season. The appearance of the Arizona Cardinals must come as a major shock to all the Eastern "experts". I think it's great! Nobody, including my own humble self picked them in the preseason. People were putting them down as late as last week. If they actually win the Super Bowl, all those egg-head sports pundits should have to drink a barrel of buzzard puke! Unbelievably, these same jerks are still whining about Oklahoma being in the national championship game. It's over! Now is the time for you to make some more unintelligent predictions for next year. Those guys are just a herd of overpaid gas bags.

I'm still hammering merrily away at my literotica offerings. I now have over 120 published. Looking back on this whole experience, I can't believe some of the stories I've written. If you are a fan of erotic literature, give me an e-mail and I'll lead you to the site.

It was almost eighty degrees here today. This isn't a sign of spring, it is a ruse made up to get me to think that warm weather is just around the corner. Then, like a lightning bolt, it will plunge back into the lower depths of thermal hell leaving me cold and disappointed again. But, like Charlie Brown's football, I'll bite on the ruse like I do every year and wind up with the dunce cap on my head again. Boo. Hiss.

The last I heard my fishing buddy back in Carolina was just killing the trout.(Spotted weakfish). I have not heard from him in a couple of weeks though. Hope he's alright.

I think it was a mistake to try to study four languages at a time. Now I get all confused and when I try to speak one of them I invariably wind up saying something I didn't want to say in another of them. I guess senility is claiming me inch by inch.

There must be something else I can bitch about, but as I said, senility has got me.

Oh well..........

Officials?

Yes, the zebras are at it again making totally wrong decisions about game plays. It would seem to me that they are actually unofficials. They can't seem to get it right even with instant replay. Instant replay has turned out to be a giant pain in the ass. Is it my imagination or are half of the plays being replayed? The solution? Real, professional officials, full time paid employees,trained and certified.

I am completely fed up with the media talking heads continual bitching about the Oklahoma/Texas big twelve "controversy". Where, exactly is the controversy? The big twelve rules are easy to understand, even for the buffoons on TV. I suppose that now they'll whine about Sam Bradford being selected Heisman trophy winner instead of the media favorite, Colt McCoy. STOP CRYING,IDIOTS!!! It's a done deal. Get over it.

Now a word about fairness in football statistics. If the quarterback throws the ball and the receiver catches it, he gets a completion and the receiver gets a catch. If he throws the ball and hits the receiver in the hands and the receiver drops it, he gets an incompletion and the receiver get a big ho-hum. Why do they penalize the quarterback for the buttery fingers of the receiver? Shouldn't the receiver get a "dropped pass" in his statistics? That pass should not count against the quarterback. Kind of like a foul ball in a baseball game.

Something also needs to be done about regulating boxing. There have been some terrible injustices rendered because of favoritism in the judging ranks. There is also that horrible alphabet soup of boxing commissions resulting in dozens of "world champions". There should be only one world champion in each weight division. Teddy Atlas was right! The Ring magazine ranking should be followed. We need some federal help on this one.

It is now bitterly cold here in Delano. Daytime temperatures struggle to get up to sixty. Some days they don't make it. The weather sucks. Delano gets an "F".

That ticking sound you hear is the eternal clock counting down the minutes until our country is destroyed. He is reaching for the handle. Soon he will press it and flush our nation down the drain. It was great while it lasted but it's all over now.

My buddy in North Carolina continues to slay the sea trout. I am hopeful that he will send me a cooler full of trout fillets in the near future. Yum! Yum!

As it is every year, I will lay in wait for the fat guy in the red fairy suit to show up. I hope my aim is better this years.

Ho Ho Ho.

THANKS!!!

Yes, a great big thanks to the American voters who have once again demonstrated their abject stupidity by electing a Muslim who is totally unfit for the job. Unfortunately, unlike Carter, a completely naive moron or Clinton, who kept us amused with his immoral behavior, this one is dangerous and could easily cause the downfall of our nation. So thanks again, idiots. This time you'll get what you deserve!

Thanks are also due to the guys who have insisted on buying Japanese cars for the last forty years. I know they're slick and tight and all that crap but by your purchasing choices you have almost destroyed the American auto industry. Good riddance, you say? We'll see what you have to say when our economy totally crashes.

Thanks too, to the ambulance chasing shysters who have caused almost irreparable damage to our domestic private aircraft industry and are largely responsible for the ninety five page contracts it takes to buy anything. The Eagles were right when they said, "Kill all the lawyers, kill 'em tonight!"

On a lighter note, I just watched the Titans destroy Detroit. This is the equivalent of stepping on a bug. Detroit is the worst team in NFL history and beating them is like beating the South Succotash grade school team.

My partner back east has been killing the trout. He has also offered to send me some frozen fillets when the run is over. Of course, I quickly accepted.

I guess that's about all I have to be thankful for. Happy thanksgiving.

Wish This!

So this herd of wanna be football fans are sitting around one day wishing they were real football heroes. This particular group of under achievers decided that they would embark on a project that would make them all seem to be real football people. Thus was born "Fantasy Football". At least they got the name right. Now, every week countless wanna be gridiron stars sit around and pretend they've got teams and are playing games. What kind of nonsense is this? Even the sports networks get involved in this folderol. This 'game' belongs on the cartoon channels. It should not take up space and time reserved for legitimate sports. Who really cares if Joe Magee got his 'football' team right. It is a wisp of wind. It isn't there. You say you like fantasy football? Fine, take this dunce cap and go sit in the corner.

As time marches on we are getting closer to the day when college football grows up and gets a play off system. It'll break the hearts of the sports writers because they won't get to jam their opinions down our throats. What makes sports writers think they are superior to us poor inept plebes? Remember that just because you can recite the jock sizes of everybody in the NFL, doesn't make you one little bit better than the guy drinking beer and watching the games with a bag full of pork rinds.

The weather is foul. It barely creeps up to 70 and then plummets back into the abyss. Yuck. I'm too far North. Wish you were here, instead of me. Delano scores a D-.

The idiot that is president elect is bringing back all those failed liberals and installing them in his cabinet. This is going to be one hell of a mess before it's over. I just hope we can survive four years with a genuine maniac at the controls. The last time I felt this way I was crouching in a revetment at Ben Hoa waiting for the mortars to fall. Boo, Hiss!

That's enough whining for one night. Y'all have fun now, heah?

DOOMED!!!!

To say that I am dismayed by the results of the last election is like comparing a drop of urine to the Pacific Ocean. I completely misjudged the American people. When Carter was elected, we had bumbling incompetence. We all laughed through four years of idiocy. When Clinton was elected, we laughed at a horny buffoon for eight years. This time the Democrats have served us a wretched beast who will do his best to destroy this country. My advice is to take any money you may have in the market, the bank. or anywhere else, buy a big gun safe and put your bucks in there until he goes away.

How long will it be until he publicly swears his allegiance to Islam? How long will it be until he betrays our military secrets to the Arabs? This beast is the biggest, worst crisis our country has ever faced.

I am intensely pissed off at the idiots who voted for him. How could anyone be that damned stupid? Make note of the clowns who are currently crowing about their great "victory". This time next year ask them who they voted for. There will be double digit interest rate, double digit inflation and double digit unemployment. So congratulations you stupid, ignorant cowards. You have handed our country to Islam.

There is one bright spot in the far distance. If we manage to survive as a nation for four years, it is likely that the American people will be so pissed off at the democrats that they'll be forced to disband. The liberal terror will be over and we can go back to good times in the country I love.

Pray

Are you a Christian? Are you an American? Go to maximum alert! The beast is among us. It was described exactly in the scriptures. It even utters the same vile promises that were foretold. We have a chance this election to defeat the beast. Trust in God to show you the way. Pray that it is defeated. The Bible says he will exact a heavy toll on the stupid and the blind. It will lead us to utter ruin and cause the destruction of our civilization. The name of the beast? Obama. He is a horrible liar. It has been said that he was actually born in Africa and so is not qualified to run for President. Don't believe anything he says. I will be on my knees election night praying for the salvation of our way of life. Where will you be?

HUGE

Have you noticed that there are no more big plays or big games? That's because they're all HUGE. I guess 'big' got a promotion. It is another example of how the talking heads in the sports media are about two bubbles out of plumb. I am finding it increasingly difficult to listen to a bunch of half informed idiots about anything. The only thing they have going for them is consistency. They play no favorites, they use the same stupid expressions for all the sports. Now they have drafted women into the ranks of the sportscasters. It is bad enough to listen to some dolt with no neck pontificating about things they are not qualified to do. Listening to the pip-squeak voice of some dumb-ass woman turns me off to the point that I often exercise my right to use the 'off' button.

I am hoping against hope that the American people are not stupid enough to elect Osama....oops...I mean Obama. On the other hand they were stupid enough to elect the lying, philandering Arky criminal to two terms. I'll say it again, "I'm not a McCain fan, bit he is head and shoulders about the closet Muslim."

The weather continues to be mild here. Not real good but not too bad. Delano gets a "B".

My wife and I are both in declining health. She said she'd jump off a cliff with me. I'm not too sure that's a bad idea.

dakara

'Dream on

Why are all the sports commentators so enamored of fantasy football? It isn't a sport and doesn't belong on a sports channel. Maybe the Disney channel or the game channel but definitely not the sports channel. I just can't get excited because some nerd lucks out and chooses the right guys for one week in a row.

Well, the wretched cowboys won. It is a bad day at black rock. In fact many of my favorite teams went down to defeat, one of them on the worst call in football history. They are going to discipline they guy who made the call. Whoopee, whoopee, yahoo! That does nothing to correct the situation. The game should be awarded to the team that got hosed. But that would call for some real balls on the part of NFL management, a trait they are not known for.

The days are once again growing shorter. Soon we will be in the wintery grip of global cooling. It is still fair here in Delano. Daytimes are still in the high nineties, but at night you can feel the chiil creeping in.

Uh, oh, Dinner's ready so I'll cut this off short.

Ya'll have fun now, heah?

At Last!!

Football season has finally started. I thought it never would. each year it seems to get shorter and the wait for it to start again gets longer. Maybe they should give some consideration to year around football.

That worthless piece of dog poo, Obama, is still setting new records for complete incompetence and idiocy. How anyone could vote for him is impossible for me to understand. How in the hell did a sworn Muslim sympathizer ever get the Democratic nomination? According to my sources, he isn't eligible to run for President. They tell me he was born in Africa, not Hawaii. He refuses to produce a birth certificate. His father wasn't a U.S. citizen at the time of his birth. It just goes to show you how far down the Democrats have slipped. Trying to get us to elect a lying, traitorous, morally corrupt moron. Even a drunken bum like Teddy Kennedy would have been a better choice. Maybe they should have drafted Jimmy Carter. He was dumb, but he was honest.

Serina Williams has won the U.S. Open title again. I really like Serina. She is the number one tennis player in the world and she's got big tits.

I am selling my house and my Cadillac. I love that car but I don't drive very much these days.

I know better times are coming, I just hope they get here before I croak.

And so it goes.

Disaster!!!!

That's exactly what we will suffer if the lying, stupid sleaze ball, Osama....oops...Obama is elected. So far I haven't met anyone who plans on voting for this wretched waste of skin, but I'm sure that the communist media will do their level best to screw us over. Now, I don't like McCain but he stands head and shoulders above the closet Muslim. In a normal year, neither of them would be on the ballot. I am voting for the lesser of two evils. McCain is a left wing jerk, but at least he is patriotic and knows something about how this country operates. All Obama knows is the Koran. He is slave to his Muslim buddies and will sell us out to Islam if he can. Well, so much for the idiots. Let's press on to brighter lights.

1. Why do these dumb asses always say "Do you know what I'm saying?" If you are speaking English, I know what you are saying.

2. Have you ever talked to someone whose favorite word is "again"? They usually start their meager sentences with this word even if they know they haven't said it to you the first time yet.

3. Another pet peeve is someone who sprinkles "You know" throughout their speech. If I knew, I wouldn't be listening to them, now would I?

4. Gas prices? Please!! How much more are we going to take? It costs those thieves about a dollar or less to extract a barrel of oil from the ground. I have fought against it but I think we must use an alternative fuel source and let the Arabs go back to screwing camels.

5. I am convinced that summer is here. Temperatures have been running in the mid to high nineties. Perfect.

6. Does anyone remember who won the British Open? I don't. I do remember that Mickelson came in 14 over par. Hah!

7. I do believe there is a conspiracy to keep Barry Bonds out of baseball. Several teams around the league need a big bat and few are bigger than Barry's. Remember, he hasn't been convicted of anything yet. They may never bring him to trial because there just isn't any evidence. I'll bet athletes will look their trainers over very carefully and keep track of all the material used on them. Swearing them to secrecy won't work because if someone is going to rat you out, they'll lie, lie, lie.

That's enough sniveling for today. Drop me a line.

ED

General Whining

First, let me reiterate. Obama is the worst candidate in the history of this country and a vote for him is a vote for Islam.Don't seel out your country!!! Vote against this lying weasel. Also, don't forget to vote against Nancy Pelosi. She is one hundred percent communist!

The pro golfers are breathing a sigh of relief. After beating all the would be's on one leg, Tiger has taken some time off to recuperate, something he should have done several years ago. Unfortunately for the other golfers, The doctors have told him he should be better when he comes back. That means all the pretenders will once again take their rightful places in the shadow of the master. Only this time, he'll cast a longer shadow.

How about those Yankees? This year they may not even make the playoffs. Boo Hoo Hoo!! They have the highest paid roster in pro baseball and they still can't seem to get it done. hahaha

Nadal has, at last, beaten Federer at Wimbeldon. I predict he will rise to number one in the next year or so. The Wiiliams sisters are back, much to the chagrin of the other lady pros. They kicked ass!

The weather here has been good to excellent, ranging from daytime highs of the low nineties to one hundred five or so. Delano gets an A.

Random thoughts:

Pierced ears are for girls
Body piercings are nasty, ugly testaments to idiocy.
Ditto for tattoos.
Anchovies and garlic still suck.
Girls who insist on wearing high heels when making love are unfashionable morons.
The entire Arab world should be destroyed.
George Carlin has died. That is a bad thing.
As I grow older, my memory fades. That is mostly a good thing.

I have reached the point in my life where I don't care about much of anything. Things that would have intensly pissed me off ten years ago don't even rate a raised eyebrow.

That's it for tonight.

Sayonara

How stupid are you?

Well, Obama is going to be the democratic candidate for president. Are you stupid enough to vote for him? I have seen many, many negative articles about him and his cohorts. They all seem to be anti-American. How can an American vote for a militant Muslim when we are at war with the Muslims? I'll state flat out: If you vote for this lying piece of camel dung, you are not an American. I don't care what party you belong to. I know that there are some democrats out there who will vote against him because they are Americans. He has no experience. He says he represents change. The change you will see will destroy this country. He will definitely sell us out to Islam. If you have decided to vote for him, please drop me a line so I can drop you from my address books and blacklist you.

Don't get the idea that I'm a McCain fan. I'm not. But he is the only rational choice. He leans way to the left, maybe far enough to attract some of Osama"s....ooooops...Obama's followers.Be very afraid. Obama want to hand us over to the enemies of this country. If you let him do it, you'll see what Islam is really like. It will be too late and the greatest nation that was ever on this earth will pass into history.

At last!

I sat there watching the needle climb higher and higher. 98, 99, 100!! At last Delano had scored an "A" in the weather department. The forecast is for more of the same! Summer had finally arrived.

What do they pay sportscasters for? They are almost never right. Maybe they should pay more attention to reporting what's happening rather than prognosticating and revealing their buffoonery.

I have been buffeted on all sides by the idiot candidates in the upcoming election. All the major candidates are bad. It won't be a matter of who to vote for but rather whom to vote against. What a mess! The real losers in this election will be the American people. How did we slide so far down that we have nothing but turkeys to select from? In normal times, none of these morons would get past the primaries. I don't know if I'll vote or not. How do you choose between a Muslim, a lying communist senator and a far left leaning Republican? This time we're really screwed. We can't win. DOOM!!!

I now have an even one hundred stories and poems published on the web with more to come. This is so much fun. I should have started writing years ago. Maybe I would be getting paid for it now.

I'm back to watching a limited number of baseball games. I abandoned baseball years ago when the cry baby millionaires went on strike and blew out the world series. Is sports officiating getting worse or can we just examine it more closely now?

The weather this week has made me a very happy camper. At Last!

what de mayo?

Once again it is time for every illegal alien in the United States to disrupt commerce, traffic and law enforcement to celebrate an obscure battle with the French. This should be a day when the Mexicans bow down to their American benefactors for rescuing their weak asses from certain defeat at the hands of the French. Instead, the arrogant assholes want us to cow-tow to an event that means absolutely nothing to Americans. Take it back to Mexico. We don't need it here.

Much to the chagrin of my Nemesis, Skip Bayless, the Cavaliers and Lebron James have defeated their opponents and moved on to the next level of the NBA playoffs. On Monday I will get the great pleasure of watching Skippy boy stew in his own juices.

The weather here is becoming more reasonable. although it is only averaging 85 or so, it is still cool at night. I guess I'll be forced to give Delano a "C" this week.

I have written another poem for Literotica. I must pat myself on the back for this one because it is the funniest thing I've ever written. It is called "Mating Dance" and will appear soon in the 'erotic poetry' section of the website.

Does anybody out there know how the American people can win during the next election? The best candidate left in the race is McCain, and he sucks. He is electable only because we don't want a Muslim or a bona fide bitch as president. I fear we are doomed.

So much for doom and gloom. On the bright side, I may actually get to go to Spokane this year. I know, I know, I've said it before but this time it may actually happen. I've given up on ever making it back to the P.I. unless I win the lottery.

I haven't heard from my fishing buddy in North Carolina lately. Maybe his eight daughters finally ate him. I can't imagine what eight daughters would be like. One was enough for me!

It looks like the Yankees are at least as poor this year as last year. I hope the New York 'fans' enjoy their trip to the cellar. So Bret Favre finally retired. Does anybody believe he's actually gone? I don't. I think he'll be back before football season is over. I just wonder how much gas he has left in the tank. I hope he doesn't get injured. That would suck.

The NFL owners are starting to fight back against players who want to "renegotiate" their contracts. It really pains me to see a bunch of millionaires whine about their contractual obligations. My buddies and I worked under contract for many years and even though some guys came into the company after I did and signed for more money, I never complained. I didn't know of anyone else who complained either. We signed, we were committed.

I had a bunch of other things I was going to write about but being in the throes of senility, they have fled my mind. I'll probably think of them as soon as I publish this to the web.

And so it goes.

More idiocy!

Well, Tiger came in second in the U.S. Open. The amazing thing was, he did it on just one wheel. Two days after the tournament he had surgery to correct a recurring problem in his knee. Wouldn't you just know that Skip Bayless even had a put down for that. How could anybody get that stupid without practicing for a hundred years or so. It is sickening to watch as he tries to destroy Tiger, Lebron James and any other superior athlete. What a jerk!

The weather here improved to ninety for one day and then plummeted back to a disgusting sixty five. Yuck! Delano still scores and "F". Boo Hisss

My little sister (the one I still talk to) goaded me into writing some clean stuff for a change. Now, I can't stop. It's horrible. I'm supposed to be king of the erotic authors. Most of the time that I should spend in smut production is falling into the goody two shoes range. Bah, humbug!

I am giving internet business another try. This time it hasn't cost me anything but time. If it doesn't pan out, I'll still be the same large, dumb oaf I've always been. But if it does work. I will be forced to promote myself to financial genius. That way, I can sneer at the peasants.

My rib appears to be fully recovered from her recent illness. At least she's back to nagging me. That's a sign, in a woman, of good health.

I hope I can get well enough to go fishing this year. I'm sitting here with almost fifty fishing outfits and twenty three tackle boxes and I can't get out of the house. The golden years suck!

My garage door broke, so now I can't get my car out. I thought it would be a big deal, but I don't miss driving at all. Maybe I'll sell it and use the money for something constructive.....like poker.

I always thought that someday I'd write a book about my adventures. Two things are getting in the way. First, I'm pretty lazy. Second, after analyzing the story, it somehow just doesn't seem that interesting. Beside, it would have to be X rated and nobody would believe it anyway.

That's enough whining and sniveling for now. I'm considering keeping a notebook so I can write down what I think is important. It could make for two or three page blogs. Hmmmm.

Aloha, you all (southern Hawaii)

Stupidity Plus

Once again the people of San Francisco have shown that they are just as stupid as the French. Do they really think that the government of China gives a big rat's ass about their silly little protests? I would remind this mob of idiots that China is capable of withdrawing from world affairs for decades at a time and totally ignoring all outsiders. Will this same group of imbeciles go to China to protest up close and personal? I think not, since they know the Chinese government won't take a lot of horse shit from a herd of fools or anybody else for that matter. My advice is, "Stay home, dummies! You could get important pieces shot off!" On second thought, maybe we should encourage the protesters to attack the Chinese. That way, the Darwin effect will come into play and remove these dysfunctional morons from the gene pool.

Well, Kansas won the NCAA basketball championship. Ho Hum. I understand that somebody back east won the women's championship but I'm not sure who it was. On the brighter side, collegiate basketball is over for another season.

Do any of you watch First Take on ESPN in the mornings? If you do, you have probably noticed that they own their own dunce. His name is Skip Bayless. How in the hell they let a biased curmudgeon like him get his own segment, I can't understand. He tries to put down every big time sports star in every major sport. His dumbass views on Tiger Woods really chap my ass. He must have a dozen writers working full time to provide him with unjust, misleading and biased material. What a jerk. He must eat raw lemons for breakfast. He has a sour view of the entire world.

The weather here gets a little better every day. My hope is that soon the temperature will again reach that wonderful ninety mark. At least it is sunny. But it's still cold here so Delano scores another "F" in the weather department.

My sweet little wifey is finally getting over whatever the bug was that had her in its grip.

I guess I've finally run out of B.S. I wish I had more to bitch about, but I seldom get what I want.

Sayonara