Only two more days and we can forget kerry. He'll slink back to his hole under the rock and we won't have to listen to any more lies....from him. Probably the army of lawyers waiting to pounce on the election results will babble on for days. This situation can be laid at the doorstep of algore. You remember him. He's the guy who thinks he's really the president. He's the guy that kept demanding recount after recount until the whole country was sick of it. I hope that Bush landslides this one. That is the only way the vast herd of shysters will shut up and go home.

The sun has returned to California. It's still pretty chilly. We don't expect the temperture to go much over 70 this week. Yuk! That's right at my thermal cut-off point. I'm so happy that we don't have to deal with that wretched white crap. One of my goals in life is to never again allow one of those foul white things to drop out of a cloud and land on me.

The win streak of the Patriots is over. Pittsburg knocked them off. It's about time. 21 games in a row is enough for any football squad to win.

It is Halloween evening and the clutches of small children are roving the neighborhood. Their parents truck them in here from all over the city. It gets worse every year. Too bad there isn't some way to limit the area of travel on this night. I guess that sounds a little eastern European though, doesn't it? Sorry.

Well, all you Americans pray for a Republican sweep across this country. Of course, if you are anti-American, you can pray for something else like kerry and the krumbums or maybe a four year ride through hell.

Have you seen the "documentaries" on Area 51 yet? How have the so-called "investigators" managed to stay out of prison for treason? If things were really as awful as they claim, they would have been swept up years ago and chucked into Leavenworth prison. It intensely pisses me off to see these morons running around top secret securitiy areas with listening devices and high powered cameras. The satelite company that took the pictures of this area should be shut down and its executives tossed into the slammer. Where did these guys get the idea that they have "the right to know" about everything the government does? Well, they dreamed it all up. They circulate lies in order to break base security. They subvert employees and ex-employees making them break their oaths of silence. Why? And why aren't these employees in jail? I am convinced that the government is carrying on top secret operations out there in the desert and that neither the public nor our enemies has any "right to know" about them.

The latest lie from the kerry komedy kamp is falling apart at the seams. With only 4 days to go, I wonder what other big lies are lurking in weeds. After having studied the kerry history, I am convinced that he should be in a federal pen for numerous offences against our country. How the hell anyone could vote for this bag of dog drippins' is beyond me. I know there are zealots on both sides who have gone nuts over this election, but I had no idea that the kerry kamp would lie so consistently for so long.

On the brighter side, we haven't heard much from heinz-kerry since her last major screw-up. I can't imagine that arrogant bag of wind in the White House. The very thought of it makes my skin crawl.

We have now entered the worst part of the year, "waiting for spring". The usually hard packed ground is now a mud pit. Although the sun has come back in spurts, it is not warm. It rains at odd intervals. Yuk!!

I am now preparing for a fishing trip to the coast to seek the mighty surf perch. The trip will start next March or April, depending on the length of the winter. Surf perch are fun, easy to catch when they're in, and great eating. They average 2 pounds or so and put up a good fight.

I would like to get to Las Vegas for my eldest grandson's birthday. He's in high school now. It seems only yesterday that I was in high school. I think as you get older, time seems to accelerate. Oh well.

And now, the low-life, miserable kerry komedy krew will attempt to blame the disappearance of 380 tons of explosives on President Bush. Isn't this part of the stuff they've been moaning about that didn't exist? You know, WMDs. Hasn't any of those blockheads figured out that you need high explosives to generate a fission explosion? If this election weren't so serious, kerry's entire act would be absolutely hysterical. However, I believe that the fate of the western world depends on the outcome of this election. If kerry wins, we're screwed because he wants to talk to these idiots. They don't want to talk. They want to kill us. kerry doesn't understand that. He thinks all he has to do is sit down and have a cup of coffee with them and then everything will be all right. We desperatley need for President Bush to be re-elected. The fate of the world is in his hands. We don't need some weak-kneed flip-flopper who is completely antimilitary in the White House.

I wonder how many more lies these bastards will dream up between now and the election. They've already covered hurricanes, global warming, national guard service, Iraqi terrorists, the draft, the list is endless. The media, of course, jump on everything before they investigate it (remember dan blather?) because most of them don't want President Bush re-elected. The terrorists don't want him re-elected. France doesn't want him re-elected. In fact there is an international conspiracy that is trying to influence the American election toward kerry and away from President Bush. I cannot believe that the American people will let a lying, two-faced, cowardly gigalo win this election.

Now for some personal whining. It rained on me!! That is supposed to be illegal in Southern California. The wind blew hard and filled my pool with all sorts of icky stuff. It'll take the pool boy hours to fix it. It's cold. My furnace runs all the time. At least in Washington there is good fishing to compensate for the crummy weather. Here, in this crapola valley, there is no compensation.

All my favorite pro football teams lost last weekend. It's lucky I'm not a betting man. If I were, I'd be living in a refrigerator carton on some Bakersfield street. Are there more and more pro athletes in big trouble with the law these days, or am I just noticing it more? I can't remember a year when more of those overpaid cry babies had their tits in a wringer.

Oh well.

Ah, another football Saturday! My Sooners won and Notre Dame lost so every thing isn't darkness. Of course I'll watch the pros tomorrow, but I won't be watching Monday Night Football because of the totally secular stance that gang of godless heathens at ABC has taken. I'll start again after the BIG CHEESE comes in and fires the whole worthless bunch of them. Even if he doesn't, we have the satisfaction of knowing that they'll all roast in hell.

So far, the pusillanimous kerry kampaign has tried to blame President Bush for global hurricane season, the insurectionists is Iraq, snow storms, the Spanish train disaster and numerous other bits of nonsense. I personally wish that we had a President who could control hurricanes. We wouldn't need an army and we could still kick everybody's ass. I guess kerry's plan is to open a dialog with the terrorists and let them have some time off to rebuild. If that unthinking imbecile is elected, you can look forward to a lull and then we'll be fighting them in the streets of L.A. instead of Faluja. Did you guys know that kerry accepted the communist freedom award from the Vietnamese? I wonder if he tried to throw it away. I'll bet a million bucks it isn't displayed on his office wall along with his purple owie medals. Maybe the terrorists will award him the golden camel award for saving their jihad.

I swore I would try not to make any further commentary on this election campaign, but when I saw kerry shuffling down the road with a shotgun slung over his shoulder and a couple of geese in the bag, I just had to say something. Does that lying idiot think he is going to capture any votes from amongst the defenders of the Second Amendment? Just about every gun owner in America is aware of his far-left, anti-gun voting record in the Senate. What a dismal pile of puppy poopy he is. The dumocraps have swung into high gear with their big lies campaign. President Bush has repeatedly said that there will be no draft. Yet, in an attempt to get draft-age voters, the kerry kampaign perpetrates this lie. Yet another big lie is the one about the voting record of kerry. He claims to be a moderate. If you look into the Congressional record you will find that he votes left of teddy-boy kennedy, who votes left of Karl Marx. I try to assure myself that the American voters aren't stupid enough to vote for a semi-communist such as he, but then I remember recent elections where the women put the most immoral SOB ever to invade the beltway (bubba) in twice. Thank God they only gave jimmy carter one shot at it.
George Bush may not be the best selection in the land for President, but he is far and away better than the miserable low-life kerry. Mrs. Bush is also far better at everything than the foreigner, heinz-kerry. Can you imagine an out-of-control dimwit like her at a state dinner or some other official function? She cannot maintain her sense of decorum for more than 2 minutes at a time. At that point, her great, big mouth pops opens and some insult or lie pops out. She is unfit to be first lady of these United States. Don't forget two things about her.
1. She didn't trust the lying kerry enough to marry him without a prenuptual agreement.
2. She doesn't respect the liar enough to bear his unhyphenated name.

I hope that we can dump our horrible senator, barbara boxer. She votes even further left than kerry, feinstein, kennedy, schumer and clinton. There will be no representation in the communist state of kalifornia until we get rid of these left-wing freedom killers.

I heard that my brother has returned from the wilds of Idaho elkless. Rats! That means I don't even have a remote shot at an elk prime rib. Now I'll have to pout until next year.

Today, I was forced to perform the saddest ritual of all. I had to turn on our furnace. I has rained on me. It is cold. The next time one of those greenies tells me about "global warming" I'm going to punch him in the suck.

I really am going to try not to write anything political until after the election. But you know and I know that the kerry kampaign will perform another stupid manuever. Oh well.

The most wonderful news of the day is that the debates are now behind us. After the first one, I said I wouldn't watch any more and I haven't. I have heard that once again President Bush crushed kerry like the bug he is. kerry was a thoughtless, tactless desperate bufoon. Watching his leaky ship sink he had the unmitigated gall to single out Vice Presidents Cheney's daughter for some "special" attention. Only a truly horrible person would do such a thing on national TV in front of millions of people. If you are a homosexual, you would have to be totally insane to vote for kerry. He has shown no respect at all for one of your number. What do you suppose he'll do to you if he is elected? His ultra-liberal record in the Senate now stands exposed for all to see. He doesn't even have the balls to admit that he's a liberal. I have some friends who are liberals. At least they have the guts to say it. Not kerry. He knows that if the "ultra-liberal" tag sticks, every one in the country with even a small amount of intelligence will send him back to the trash heap. At one point, he admitted that he had married way, way up. It was far enough up to warrant a pre-nuptual agreement so he can't rake off any of her loot. If his own wife doesn't trust him, how the hell can we?

I saw Ann Coulter on O'Reilly tonight. She had no trouble at all admitting she is a right-wing extremist. She is great to listen to(one of the few women I know of) and has many valid points concerning the liberals. If you get a chance to read her book, How to Talk to a Liberal, by all means do so.

The FCC has ruled that the documentary "Stolen Honor" about the adventures of kerry is authorized to be aired before the election. The dumocraps are really afraid of it because it exposes kerry, once again, as the non-thinking coward that he is.

The dumocraps are so sure they'll lose this election, they have filed in excess of 30 lawsuits claiming voter fraud and no one has voted yet. The movement is spearheaded by our old pal Jesse jackson. You remember him. The most prejudice man in America. He is also a liar and philanderer. How come so many of these losers gravitate to the left? Probably they find kindred souls there.

My brother is still chasing elk in Idaho. I can almost taste those prime ribs.

My sweety and I are going to celebrate 35 years of wedded bliss this weekend. I don't know how I would have made it without her. Of course I'll give her my standard anniversary card congratulating her on a great catch!!

DON'T VOTE FOR kerry!!

Thank God there is only one debate left. I didn't watch the last one, as I said I wouldn't. The problem comes from the endless babbling of the press. Those idiots are still showing the second debate. They are still drawing the wrong conclusions. Even from the leftist media coverage, I have come to the conlusiion that President Bush handily won this blab-fest. Once again I will say that you have to be a complete loser to vote for kerry. He's a liar, gigilo, waffler and poltroon. Those are his good points. He is married to an Austrian. Do you really want the President of the United States sharing a bed with a foreigner? Wasn't Hitler an Austrian? If you think she won't be dictating policy, compare their bank accounts. Speaking of bank accounts, did you know she made him sign a pre-nup? If she doesn't trust him, how could we? Sober up, people!!

Well, Notre Dame won another football game. That means another week of listening to a herd of know-it-all sportscasters speculating on how good they "really" are. I can tell you how good they are. They suck!!

No word from my brother yet. I'm still waiting for an elk prime rib.

Winter is upon us. My airconditoner hasn't come on for two days. This portends great evil in the months ahead. I'm counting the days until spring. Can't wait!!

Remember, don't vote for kerry!!

I feel so much better now that Martha Stewart is in jail. It only took those idiot feds 2 years and 2 million dollars to do it. I would hate to think that they were out there prosecuting real criminals when they can be protecting all of us from potentially bad pancakes. Anyway, Martha will be back soon. If they do overturn her conviction, those feds are going to have to do some tall explaining. The only lesson that comes out of this case is: Don't talk to anybody about anything important without your lawyer.

Have you not heard enough about Scott Peterson? The media will be blabbering about this case for years. I'll bet that within two weeks of a verdict, there will be at least 3 tv movies about it. With any luck, nobody will watch them. We're fed up with this nonsense.

Wouldn't you just love to choke those morons at sporting events and concerts who insist on yelling, "WOOOOOOO" at the top of their lungs. The saddest part of this is that it is too late for the Darwin effect to solve the problem.

Did you know that we have city employees going around and checking garbage cans to make sure that they are properly separated? How did we ever buy in on the concept of "neat garbage?" Isn't that an oxymoron? If those a--hole environmentalists wanted the garbage neat, why didn't they invent a machine to do it? Once again, the majority is being pushed around by a few sob-sisters and their lawyers.

Well, my brother is off to the wilds of Idaho to pursue the mighty elk. This is an annual outing for him and a couple of his hunting pals. I sure wish I could go with them, but I"m too fat, too old, too sick. Damn!! Maybe he'll send me a chunk of prime elk rib.

Debates aside, (I've decided not to watch them) how could anyone in their right mind even consider voting for the super-waffler, kerry? Looking back on his record in the Senate, where he has voted for at least 350 tax increases and voted against every defensive system we've got, you would have to be a complete lunatic or a communist to consider him for anything more powerful than dog catcher. His running mate, ultra liberal edwards, has a similar dismal record. How could the democrats remotely consider these two idiots as nominees?

hillary is currently trying to shove a bill through the senate that would ban gun sales at gun shows. If she is successful, you can kiss your right to sell or give your guns to anyone, including relatives goodbye. This is exactly how the anti-gun nuts killed private ownership of firearms in Britain, Canada and Australia. Call your senator and tell him to vote against senate bill 1807. Those of us who are enjoying second amendment rights MUST win every one of these nefarious manuevers by the nuts. Losing one of these battles means a long, hard road back to freedom. Keep in mind that the foounding fathers did not write the second amendment to create a nation of rabbit hunters or target shooters. That amendment was written so the people could protect themselves from government pukes like hillary, shumer and feinstein. Our currrent federal gun laws are an almost direct copy of the gun laws written by another super patriot in Germany in 1938. His name was Adolph Hitler.

As summer drifts slowly astern, I once again realize that I am living at least 1000 miles too far north. I hate it when the temperture plummets down below 80. Soon, I'll have to start wearing shoes and socks and pants and long sleeved shirts. BOOOOO!!

So there I was, gloating over Cheney's total crushing of edwards, when it suddenly occurred to me that I really didn't give a big rat's ass who wins debates. Remember back in school? Who was on the debating team? Yes, that's right, it was all the nerds. These were the people who couldn't lead their way out of the bathroom, that is, if they could find anyone to follow them. HAH!! After all, isn't it supposed to be performance that counts? The only performance that comes immediately to mind is the wretched record of kerry and edwards in matters pertaining to the safety of this country. Their records are appalling. They have voted against every military spending bill, support for our troops, homeland security,etc., etc. The list is endless. They have voted consistently for more and more taxes. They don't believe that the people know better than they, how to spend their money. Do I care what a couple of Washington, D.C. gas bags have to say? NONONO!! If I were a conspiracy theorist (and I am), I would say that the entire debate scam was dreamed up by the media. It gives the talking heads something to babble about for a week or two. On the other hand, it gives me something to bitch about. Oh Well....

Well, the first debate is over. It went about as expected. Unfortunately, President Bush had an opportunity to completely squash the horrible kerry and he didn't do it. Rats!! The problem was that President Bush allowed his emotions to show. He didn't try to hide anything. When kerry made another of his assinine, stupid remarks, the President showed his disgust for such idiocy. I don't know if it is possible for an honest man to debate someone like kerry. I hope the next one goes better.

The entire DNC/CBS collusion mess is being investigated. My spies tell me that they will find that rather, cbs and the miserable kerry kampaign were in bed together. The arrogant, holier-than-thou, dan blather should have been fired years ago for some of the other "mistakes" he has made. Cbs seems willing to stick with this waste of human skin for reasons that I cannot fathom.

On a lighter note, Notre Dame got their butts kicked last weekend. Already, the sports writers were starting to pump up BCS for a top ten ranking for the Irish. Ain't gonna happen now, Bubba.

Another year is drifting astern without my appearance at a fishing hole. That's mostly due to the paucity of water in this valley. I need to move real bad.

The only problem with retirement is, there are no days off.