Sailed Away

Yes, once again the Tiger has sailed away from the rest of the field in a display of final hole nerve, sinking a 25 foot putt on the final hole to grab the trophy from the also rans. I believe that he is unbeatable. Assorted pretenders have prevailed from time to time but none of them can pretend to approach the magnificence of this man's game. I believe he will become the most dominating force in sports for all time. He has no peers.

March madness is upon us. Who really cares except the students from the participating schools and the idiot sport's casters who are beset by madness all the time?

Have any of you witnessed the performance of one Teddy Atlas? He is a boxing trainer and commentator. I call him "downstairs teddy" because he continually whines about there not being enough body shots. Hey, Teddy, say it once and then shut up! He is almost as obnoxious as Michael Buffer.

Two of my grandchildren are visiting from Las Vegas during spring break. I just love 'em to death. I wish we could keep them but mama says, "NO"!

Summer is rapidly approaching. We haven't had any really good weather yet but at least we are no longer emulating Antarctica Delano still scores "F" for weather.

My decision to delete all e-mails blackmailing me into forwarding them has been successful. I have been happily deleting them with no bad result. Of course, I'm missing out on the various treasures that are usually promised when complying, but that's life in the fast lane.

I will now make my only political statement for this election:

If you vote for the witch or the muslim, you are dumber than dirt and a communist asshole. I don't care who you vote for, just don't vote for either of those losers. They would take this country even further down than it already is. They are not builders, they are destroyers and will bring you much grief.

Keep smiling, they will suspect you of something!