Gone Again

Yes, another year is about to drift astern. I, for one, am happy to see 2007 go away. While parts of it were okay, all in all it was a disastrous annum. The tales of tribulation started in January and are basically still with us. I would list them but there are far too many and I am far too lazy. I only hope that 2008 is kinder to us than 2007 was.

Well, the wretched New England Patriots have now won every regular season game. They are the first team to accomplish this feat in 35 years. We must recognize their achievement and pray for a first round loss in the play offs. It would be extremely pleasant if they could be defeated by the Seahawks.

While downloading oriental female singers, I stumbled across anime. Boy, some of it is really graphic! I have to buy a larger hard drive. Between music and porn, I'm running out of room. It probably doesn't help that I've got about sixty full sized programs loaded. I could also use more RAM. In fact, I could probably use a whole new computer. The one I want costs a little over 10 grand. All donations gratefully accepted.

OK, guys, reach into your pockets. Anything in there? Of course not! The fat guy in the red suit got it all. Most of you can take comfort in strong drink. I am medically prevented from this cure, so I'll just have to suffer. Poor me!

The weather just keeps getting colder and colder. Many of my wife's fruit trees have croaked. Delano once again scores a big, fat "F" for weather. Don't forget to sock a global warming advocate in the mouth.

Football season is rapidly coming to an end. I really hate to see it go. The next bright spot is summer. Then, football again. Notice a pattern here?

New Years parties are close on the horizon. It's my second most favorite holiday, because I can act like an idiot and everyone thinks it is normal, just partying! My favorite holiday, of course, is Thanksgiving because I can gorge myself on roasted bird, dressing and pie. My least favorite holiday is Valentines day. Who the hell was Valentine and how did he get big enough for a whole day to be devoted to him? I think the whole thing was invented by women to extract extra cash from us.

I have noticed something really odd about my writing. I forget what I've written almost immediately. When I go back and read it a month or so later, I find that some of it is really good and some of it sucks. The problem is that it all looks good to me while I'm writing it. I've also noticed that I have almost no control over the characters or the plot. When I start writing, they just seem to take on a life of their own and I wind up writing something I never intended when I started. I must be a lot weirder than I think I am.

I can't believe I've lived another year. Ten years ago I would have bet all I owned on not making it this far. Time will tell how much longer I'll last. Right now, I feel pretty good, all things considered.

The time has come to return to my wonderful world of make believe. I can almost hear the relaxing melodies of Koda Kumi or Trish Thuy Trang. My anime characters are just waiting for my return.

Happy New Year!

HANDS UP!!!

That's right, reach for the sky! Once again you guys are going to be robbed by a fat man in a red suit. He will be assisted by a hoard of women and children who will leave you destitute and broken. On the brighter side, you'll just be able to break even by Easter when you'l be robbed by a rabbit. How did Christmas ever get so out of hand? I can't blame the miserable liberals for this one. It was done by the establishment capitalists. The have advertised us into the poor house at regular intervals throughout the year. I love capitalism, but it has a dwonside. The downside is that it produces slick ads that appeal to the gullible, the greedy and the stupid. Deck the halls with plastic holly from K-Mart. You know your kids need a couple of dozen new toys to go with the fifty or so old ones you got them last Christmas. Ebeneezer was right! Bah! Humbug!
So much for Holiday cheer!

The good thing about Christmas is that it gives us a chance to renew our relationships. Even if we don't get to see our loved ones, they are still in our thoughts. We also get a chance to say some heartfelt prayers for those we love. I have many people to pray for this year, some are not in great shape, but I know from personal experience that prayer works. We get a chance to thank God for sending us his son. We get a chance to thank his son for saving our worthless asses. So when you are shredding the wrappers on those gifts, think about whose birthday it is.

There was frost on the ground this morning. Ugh! It is getting colder than a whore's heart now. Daytime temps are barely reaching fifty five and at night we plummet down to the mid thirties. It never used to get that cold here. The next time you get a chance, punch a global warming advocate in the nose. Delano gets another 'F'.

The college football season is almost over and the pros are in the final stretch. There will be lots of games and excitement until February. Then the flames will die and we'll have to wait another seven months for football to return. Boo Hiss

My fishing partner in North Carolina has been killing the striped bass. He bought a new freezer and filled it up. Now he has two freezers full of fish. Am I jealous? Hell yes!

Duty calls! I must return to my manuscripts. I still haven't made any money with them, but they are a lot of fun.

Ho Ho Ho

And the answer is.....

Gee gang, is it xmas? Winter break? Holiday time?

NO, YOU IDIOTS!!! IT IS CHRISTMAS, WITH A CAPITAL 'CHRIST!' How did we allow the secularists to take over our holiday? 86% of Americans want to keep Christ in Christmas. Aren't we the land of the free and the home of the brave? I think it is time to get 'brave'. Impeach the secular bastards that sit on our benches. A judge who doesn't believe in god belongs in a soup line. Kick their worthless asses out of our courts and into the streets. Let them preach their vile pap to the pigeons. It seems to me that 85 to 15 pretty much represents a majority. I thought that in this country, the majority was supposed to make the rules. If the minority don't want to celebrate Christmas, let them drool in a corner until it is over. This country was founded on Christian principles for Christian people. If non-Christians want to live here, that's fine as long as they keep their idiotic mouths shut. Christmas aside, we have allowed this same group of self serving godless bums to strip our government of our protective religious coat. The dopes on the bench are negating our Constitution. Freedom of religion has somehow morphed into freedom from religion. Is anybody stupid enough to think that this is what the founding fathers wanted. Apparently the imbeciles in the courts think our Constitution is a 'living' document. Our country is in turmoil because of this stupidity. Our Constitution is not a 'living' document. It is a rock solid, never changing set of instruction on how to operate our Republic. I expect that the only time these liberals atheists will have to answer for their sins is when they stand before God. We all know how that will turn out.

I guess this is as good a time as any to wish you all a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. As you celebrate, don't forget whose birthday it is.

The weather here remains cold and miserable. Another 'F' for Delano.

Are any of you down loading Koda Kumi or Trish Thuy Trang? They are really excellent and their videos beat the crap out of most of the ones produced by Hollywood. If you don't know how to download them, write me and I'll provide instructions.

I wish we could spend Christmas with my daughter again this year but we just can't quite manage it. Maybe I'll win the lottery.

So it goes

Today?

Most of you younger types probably think that this is the day that Barry Bonds pleaded 'not guilty' or when Michael Vick is due to be sentenced. Maybe it is the anniversary of some celebrity. WRONG!!! Today we remember the victims of the cowardly attack on Pearl Harbor ad the subsequent horror and torture perpetrated by the ruthless Japanese. All of you foreign car fans, look with pride on your Toyota or Nissan. They are made by the same industry that produce the ships and aircraft that killed thousands of Americans. After we had whipped their little asses, they tried to kill our auto industry. If you bought a car from them, you are helping them win the post war. The sleazy little bastards even had thought of us giving up and going home. Are we giving up now? Think about it.

It has rained upon me! The bitter cold has now turned wet. I need to be standing in the monsoon rains which come out of the sky at eighty degrees. Why am I not there? I've said it before, "stupidity." Anyway, Delano has once again failed the weather test. "F" for this miserable little village.

We have come to the end of the weirdest regular college football season ever. How the hell did Ohio Sate and LSU wind up in the national championship game? We desperately need a playoff system. I think the NCAA is corrupted almost to the same point as professional boxing. To add to the misery, the officiating sucks. What's more, if the officials are subjected to any kind of criticism from an NCAA school, the school and the players are severely chastised. If the system didn't suck so bad, nobody would blame the officials. No celebrating!! Major error!!! Don't make it fun. Make it a punishment tour.

In pro ball, a player can be fined or even suspended for violation of any one of a number of uniform rules, most of which make no sense. The NFL (No Fun League) will fine players big time money for minor uniform violations or celebrations. When I see the league steal ten or fifteen thousand bucks from a player, it really annoys me. I know the players can afford it. That's not the point. The point is that this is supposed to be a free country where things are equal. I cannot imagine the furor that would arise if some lame brained judge fined somebody for wearing the wrong suit

Which brings us to inequality in general. I know the Negroes had a tough time getting to where they are. I know that some Mexicans have hard feelings about real Americans. The problem, and it is one that is supported by our political system, is that we have allowed the "Politically Correct" left wingers to take over our very way of life. How is it that a black man can make as many jokes as he wants about the whites and get paid for it when a white man doing black jokes is castigated? A negro college? What is that? An insult? It is a double standard perpetrated by those who are interested in keeping our society segregated. I know that there are plenty of bigots out there to go around. They are assisted by whites and blacks who insist on categorizing people. I think of myself as an American. How many black guys think of themselves in the same way? How the hell are we ever going to get integrated if we make these distinctions every day of our lives? The people who embrace the concept of black-american or mexican-american are not the friends of unity. Rather, they represent the forces of enmity. In reality, there are no hyphenated Americans. All who have really embraced our Republic and our society are just plain old Americans. Skin color and origin should mean nothing to U.S. citizens. I wonder how much hate mail this little paragraph will generate? I guess it depends on how many readers have thin skins and thinner minds.

A hole in the world

After the cowardly muslim attack on the WTC, the Eagles wrote a song called, "A hole in the world". Another hole has been opened by the death of Hugh Bay. Hugh was my uncle. As far as I know, he had no enemies at all. He was a friend to everyone he met. He labored for years in the Fresno school system, taking on the bad guys as well as the good. All of them respected him, most loved him. In college he and one other guy were the Oklahoma A&M track team and they won national acclaim. He could run faster backwards than I could forward. An excellent instructor, he was cited for his continuous work with young people. At one point, he took up the ministry of God until a stroke robbed him of the ability to carry it onward. He never gave up his faith. He was unwaivering in his devotion to God and to his wife, my Aunt Ione, who preceeded him in death. I never talked to Uncle Hugh when he wasn't affable and interested. He had a way of making you feel at ease in any circumstance. It is impossible to use terms like, 'guys like him,' because there are no guys like him. In my estimation, he was head and shoulders above the flock and he will be sorely missed.