It's Over!!

Yea, the cold weather has finally left the wretched valley. As I type this it is 90 degrees outside. Ah, relief at last. The only thing wrong with it is that I don't get to bitch about the weather until October or November. Oh well, I'll make that sacrifice. Temperatures nearing 100 are forecast for next week. Hooray!!

As I predicted last year, A Rod has come out of his slump and is tearing up the league.(good) And, the yankees are in last place!! Does it get any better? I think not. What are al those sniveling New York sissies going to say about their traitorous actions of last year? Well, they won't say anything. They probably don't even have the balls to admit they were wrong. Such is New York. My boy, Barry Bonds continues his headlong rush into history.When he breaks the record, what will all those idiots who have convicted him without a trial say?
My favorite basketball teams are all getting their asses waxed. Who'da thunk it? I thought that Shaq and the boys would do it again, but now I'm not so sure.

We continue to creep along the road to Las Vegas with all the alacrity of a snail with polio. I can't wait to get there. I had thought I could spend my next birthday (#95) there, but it doesn't look like we'll make it. I do have plan "b". If it works, I'll let you know. If it doesn't, mums the word.

As I grow older, it becomes more and more apparent that the 'golden' years suck. I'm really glad I did all that really fun stuff while I was young. If I did any of it now, I'd be dead in two days. I have a really fun day scheduled for May 16. I'll let you know how it turns out.

Good news!! Tomorrow I win the lottery!! 35M. I will then disappear from the normal life and shift directly into 'rich idiot.' It'll be great I am already getting ready to order some new cars (yea cars),a boat and large, snooty house. Upgrades all around!! Oh the joy!! uuhh, excuse me I got a little carried away there. It doesn't take much to amuse me these days.

And so it goes.