More idiocy!

Well, Tiger came in second in the U.S. Open. The amazing thing was, he did it on just one wheel. Two days after the tournament he had surgery to correct a recurring problem in his knee. Wouldn't you just know that Skip Bayless even had a put down for that. How could anybody get that stupid without practicing for a hundred years or so. It is sickening to watch as he tries to destroy Tiger, Lebron James and any other superior athlete. What a jerk!

The weather here improved to ninety for one day and then plummeted back to a disgusting sixty five. Yuck! Delano still scores and "F". Boo Hisss

My little sister (the one I still talk to) goaded me into writing some clean stuff for a change. Now, I can't stop. It's horrible. I'm supposed to be king of the erotic authors. Most of the time that I should spend in smut production is falling into the goody two shoes range. Bah, humbug!

I am giving internet business another try. This time it hasn't cost me anything but time. If it doesn't pan out, I'll still be the same large, dumb oaf I've always been. But if it does work. I will be forced to promote myself to financial genius. That way, I can sneer at the peasants.

My rib appears to be fully recovered from her recent illness. At least she's back to nagging me. That's a sign, in a woman, of good health.

I hope I can get well enough to go fishing this year. I'm sitting here with almost fifty fishing outfits and twenty three tackle boxes and I can't get out of the house. The golden years suck!

My garage door broke, so now I can't get my car out. I thought it would be a big deal, but I don't miss driving at all. Maybe I'll sell it and use the money for something constructive.....like poker.

I always thought that someday I'd write a book about my adventures. Two things are getting in the way. First, I'm pretty lazy. Second, after analyzing the story, it somehow just doesn't seem that interesting. Beside, it would have to be X rated and nobody would believe it anyway.

That's enough whining and sniveling for now. I'm considering keeping a notebook so I can write down what I think is important. It could make for two or three page blogs. Hmmmm.

Aloha, you all (southern Hawaii)

Stupidity Plus

Once again the people of San Francisco have shown that they are just as stupid as the French. Do they really think that the government of China gives a big rat's ass about their silly little protests? I would remind this mob of idiots that China is capable of withdrawing from world affairs for decades at a time and totally ignoring all outsiders. Will this same group of imbeciles go to China to protest up close and personal? I think not, since they know the Chinese government won't take a lot of horse shit from a herd of fools or anybody else for that matter. My advice is, "Stay home, dummies! You could get important pieces shot off!" On second thought, maybe we should encourage the protesters to attack the Chinese. That way, the Darwin effect will come into play and remove these dysfunctional morons from the gene pool.

Well, Kansas won the NCAA basketball championship. Ho Hum. I understand that somebody back east won the women's championship but I'm not sure who it was. On the brighter side, collegiate basketball is over for another season.

Do any of you watch First Take on ESPN in the mornings? If you do, you have probably noticed that they own their own dunce. His name is Skip Bayless. How in the hell they let a biased curmudgeon like him get his own segment, I can't understand. He tries to put down every big time sports star in every major sport. His dumbass views on Tiger Woods really chap my ass. He must have a dozen writers working full time to provide him with unjust, misleading and biased material. What a jerk. He must eat raw lemons for breakfast. He has a sour view of the entire world.

The weather here gets a little better every day. My hope is that soon the temperature will again reach that wonderful ninety mark. At least it is sunny. But it's still cold here so Delano scores another "F" in the weather department.

My sweet little wifey is finally getting over whatever the bug was that had her in its grip.

I guess I've finally run out of B.S. I wish I had more to bitch about, but I seldom get what I want.

Sayonara