Yes, I am writing my Independence Day blog a day late. That is because I refuse to mention that foul beast who has invaded our White House on a day when we celebrate freedom. I wonder if those dumb-ass liberals are happy and proud about shoving an African down the throat of the American people. Notice I didn't say African-American. That is because this illegal pile of dung came to us direct from Kenya. Evidence is mounting against the usurper and I fully expect that by Christmas, he'll be gone. I pray that by Christmas he'll be gone. Evidence has come to light that he lied about who he was and where he was from on a government college grant. He cannot produce a certificate of birth proving he was born in the United States. He is a closet Muslim, having sworn that if push came to shove he would embrace Islam. Of course our communist Congress will do nothing about him. I am hopeful that the courts will oust him. Six months worth of this idiot should be enough to convince even left wingers that he was a really bad choice. How much irreparable damage does he have to do before we ask him to leave? Thanks a lot Democrats! With any luck this will cause the destruction of your miserable socialist party. Our Union is in serious trouble. Several states are seriously considering secession because of this dope and his courts. I am hoping Montana or Texas will secede so I can immigrate there. By the way, how many of your liberal friends will admit to voting for him now? The percentage drops every day. And, a recent pole has shown that Pelosi is the most unpopular woman in this country. Gee, what a surprise!
We must wait another two and a half months until pro football summer starts It seems like a life time. It looks like Steve McNair pissed off his girl friend so she blew him away and then offed herself. McNair was a really good quarterback and a really good guy. Women have no respect for football!
The weather here is great. It is over 100 everyday. Delano gets an "A"!
The rumors about a top secret aircraft flying out of Area 51 just won't go away. Apparently this thing can cruise at mach 10 on the fringes of space. Here in this part of California many of us have seen the "donuts on a string" contrail from something flying very high and very fast. We have felt the ground shake. Seismologists say it's not earthquakes.
What's with all this 'green' stuff. I don't know what it means but it is definitely annoying. I suspect someone is raking in a bundle because of it. I like some green stuff like chili peppers, okra, cabbage and bleu cheese.
Here are some culinary definitions for you:
Al dente=not cooked enough
garlic=foul, smelly, inedible weed
anchovy=nasty little bait fish also suitable for garden fertilizer
The only real joy in my life these days is as a smut writer. I have now published 140 stories and poems. Yes, poems. Even rotten old bastards have their soft moments. If you want a shot of erotica, let me know and I'll give you directions.
My loving wife got fed up and shaved off my beard. Despite my protests she has gone back to work. She brings in some pretty good money but it wears her little ass out. On the other hand, I get to massage her and rub her down.
That's it for tonight. Proof reading this blog makes me think I am mellowing out. Probably because my I.Q. is slipping. Boo. Hiss.
Sayonara
