Right and Wrong

Okay gang. Let's review general stuff.

I was Wrong about:

1. I have always abhorred pickles but now find them at least edible although I won't buy them in the store or order them in the restaurant.

2. I was sure we would have that wretched piece of smelly dog poop, Bin Laden, hanged by now. Why can't we find him?

3. The Dallas Cowboys,my least favorite pro team, has turned out to be better than I thought.

4. Notre Dame, my least favorite college team, has turned out to be worse than I thought.

I was Right about:

1. Garlic is still a noxious, toxic weed that should be eradicated.

2. Anchovies have nothing to offer. They don't even make good bait. People who eat them probably eat cockroaches.

3. "Al dente" means "not cooked". If I want crispy veggies or pasta, I won't bother turning on the stove. If I do turn it on, I expect to cook the food, not leave it in a half raw state.


While I'm whining about things that displease me, I shall point out the following:

1. Most of the democrats in our government are working like little beavers to overthrow our way of life. The longer I live, the more it sucks. Thank God I'll be dead soon.

2. Why can't we see nipples on TV? I've seen nipples all my life. I didn't close my eyes when mama nursed me...or my brother...or my sisters. A large part of my youth was spent looking down loose blouses in search of the elusive nipple. It is entirely annoying to be dictated to by a herd of blue nosed prudes. Besides, I like nipples. Even the ugly ones are pretty. They taste good too.

3. I hope you guys realize that OJ is back. Media overkill has once again shifted into high. Our stupid government has indicted Barry Bonds. What happens if they spend tens of millions of dollars and can't convict him? It looks like it's gonna be twenty four seven, Bonds vs OJ. I'm glad my remote has an off button.

4. How long are we going to allow the Arabs to hold our feet to the fire. They are trying to kill us and not just economically. We need to take over their countries. If they resist, nuke 'em. When whole cities start disappearing, the cowardly, yellow dog terrorists will go back to their normal pursuits like milking goats and making love to camels.

5. As far as asterisks go, we should eliminate them. What kind of idiot buys an historic baseball and then brands it with an asterisk?

6. Hyphens: I have never thought of myself as an English-Scotch-German-American. There is no such thing as an African-American. If I were black, I would be insulted by the inference that I was somehow different from the rest of my countrymen. Spanish-Americans? Please!! You are either Spanish or Mexican or American. It's just another way the dumb ass liberals have to seperate us and keep us from being truly integrated.
Hyphenated last names have no place in our society. If you thought enough of the dude to marry him, you should be willing to take his name. After all, you'll be taking his wallet, his house, his car and his freedom.

The weather here still sucks. Another 'F' for Delano.

Notre Dame just keeps losing and I just keep laughing. Do I feel just a little sorry for the Irish? NO WAY. I am surprised, however, that the sports experts don't have them rated in the top twenty. What is it about being #2 that causes good teams to crumble? This is the most confusing year in college football history.

My language studies are still limping along. Maybe I'm not meant to be a polyglot.

My career as a writer is still zooming right along. I wish I could sell something.

Dakara