Monday, December 11, 2006

alright, already

Once again the American people have displayed their abject stupidity by electing another flock of liberal idiots to congress. I guess they have forgotten the Democraps plans to tax us into prosperity. Pelosi, who couldn't outwit a sack of sand, has sworn to try to pass heavy-duty taxes on the rich. What she didn't reveal is that her idea of 'rich' is anyone who makes over $20k a year. Bend over, here it comes!!!!

That whining herd of cry-babies in New York are at it again. Last summer, they wept bitter tears over Arod.(130 rbi's and 30 home runs) Now they are sniveling over Manning just because he hasn't managed to single handedly save the Giants from obliteration. New York doesn't deserve superior players. If it weren't for some really well-heeled owners, no one would want to play there. I know if I were some hot-shot sports ace, they'd have to offer me the girl, the gold watch and everything to play in front of those pussilanimous poultroons.

Winter is here with a vengeance. This week's highs are only in the high 50's. BOO...Hiss Delano scores a big fat zero for weather this month. It is still months until springs arrives. UGH!!

Some of you may have hears runors that we are moving to Las Vegas. I must admit that we are looking for property there. Something half-way between my daughter's house and Ethel M's would be ideal.

Yes, it is once again that time of year when little children are at their best, their beastly little hearts hoping to wipe out a year of evil with a couple of weeks of angelic behavior. When mothers prepare to build memories for years to come. When fathers clean their rifles, hoping to ,at last, get those reindeer tenderloins. Most men believe that there should be an elf season, especially fat elves in red suits and fruity little tasseled hats. You know, the ones that max out your credit cards annually.

And so, I will bid everyone a Merry Christmas. And it is CHRISTmas. Whip a liberal for Jesus!!!