HANDS UP!!!

That's right, reach for the sky! Once again you guys are going to be robbed by a fat man in a red suit. He will be assisted by a hoard of women and children who will leave you destitute and broken. On the brighter side, you'll just be able to break even by Easter when you'l be robbed by a rabbit. How did Christmas ever get so out of hand? I can't blame the miserable liberals for this one. It was done by the establishment capitalists. The have advertised us into the poor house at regular intervals throughout the year. I love capitalism, but it has a dwonside. The downside is that it produces slick ads that appeal to the gullible, the greedy and the stupid. Deck the halls with plastic holly from K-Mart. You know your kids need a couple of dozen new toys to go with the fifty or so old ones you got them last Christmas. Ebeneezer was right! Bah! Humbug!
So much for Holiday cheer!

The good thing about Christmas is that it gives us a chance to renew our relationships. Even if we don't get to see our loved ones, they are still in our thoughts. We also get a chance to say some heartfelt prayers for those we love. I have many people to pray for this year, some are not in great shape, but I know from personal experience that prayer works. We get a chance to thank God for sending us his son. We get a chance to thank his son for saving our worthless asses. So when you are shredding the wrappers on those gifts, think about whose birthday it is.

There was frost on the ground this morning. Ugh! It is getting colder than a whore's heart now. Daytime temps are barely reaching fifty five and at night we plummet down to the mid thirties. It never used to get that cold here. The next time you get a chance, punch a global warming advocate in the nose. Delano gets another 'F'.

The college football season is almost over and the pros are in the final stretch. There will be lots of games and excitement until February. Then the flames will die and we'll have to wait another seven months for football to return. Boo Hiss

My fishing partner in North Carolina has been killing the striped bass. He bought a new freezer and filled it up. Now he has two freezers full of fish. Am I jealous? Hell yes!

Duty calls! I must return to my manuscripts. I still haven't made any money with them, but they are a lot of fun.

Ho Ho Ho