If I was.......

1. If I was an athlete, I wouldn't take it one game at a time. I'd take it ten or twelve games at a time, shortening my season and increasing my vacation time. One game at a time? Stupid statement.
2. If I was a politician, I wouldn't swear that honesty and integrity were my major assets. I'd swear that I was a crook and a liar. That way, I'd be telling the truth and I wouldn't have to lie about it later.
3. If I was a TV sportsman, I wouldn't whisper into the camera. That produces an unintelligible and annoying blast of noise. I'd take my product back to the studio and do a voice over so my viewers could understand me.
4. If I was a TV sports producer, I would never show ground level football plays. They add nothing to the game experience. I would never use a 'pocket cam' in a pool tournament. I would never shoot a boxing match from under the ringside ropes.
5. If I was a rich man, you guys would be staring at a blank screen, because I'd be in Thailand.
6. If I was a guy who won the lottery, everything in my life would change. Why pretend you would keep doing whatever you're doing when you know that isn't the truth?

I realize I haven't been a ball of fire on this blog thing, but you have to understand how lazy I am. Also, I have been doing just exactly nothing since my last entry. But at least I do it well.

My buddy back in Carolina continues to slay the trout. He says he'll send me a box of fillets. I hope so. spotted weakfish is excellent fare.

Are you guys all warm and fuzzy about obama? He has already started his campaign against America. Anti-gun legislation, bigger government handouts, bigger government in general, the destruction of our health care system and higher taxes are all part of the plan. He and his gang of ultra liberals will take your money and give it to the illegal aliens, a criminal class. Bend over!


Football has gone for another several months. I already miss it. Saturday, Sunday and Monday seem entirely empty without it.
Once again the New York sports press is castigating A Rod. This time it's because he told the truth. New York fans and the New York media are the worst in the world. They are a bunch of whining, crying backstabbers who have no sense of decency or shame. I f I was ever unfortunate enough to be an athlete in New York, I would never give interviews. Those morons will seize on anything they think they can make into news and if a story isn't there, they'll manufacture one. They are a truly despicable group.
I wonder how long the baseball gods will conspire against Barry Bonds. There is no doubt in my military mind that several teams out there could benefit from his services. Why are they doing this to him? He has never been convicted of anything and isn't likely to be.

The weather here remains disastrous. It is cold and it sometimes rains. At least we know that in another month or so we'll be warming up. I hope. Delano get another F.

If we are the victims of 'global warming' how come it keeps getting colder? Whip a greeny at every opportunity.

That's another thing that pisses me off. Green this, green that, bullshit! Red is my color. The only green I like is money and avocados.

If I was smart, I'd quit right now. Bye!