what de mayo?

Once again it is time for every illegal alien in the United States to disrupt commerce, traffic and law enforcement to celebrate an obscure battle with the French. This should be a day when the Mexicans bow down to their American benefactors for rescuing their weak asses from certain defeat at the hands of the French. Instead, the arrogant assholes want us to cow-tow to an event that means absolutely nothing to Americans. Take it back to Mexico. We don't need it here.

Much to the chagrin of my Nemesis, Skip Bayless, the Cavaliers and Lebron James have defeated their opponents and moved on to the next level of the NBA playoffs. On Monday I will get the great pleasure of watching Skippy boy stew in his own juices.

The weather here is becoming more reasonable. although it is only averaging 85 or so, it is still cool at night. I guess I'll be forced to give Delano a "C" this week.

I have written another poem for Literotica. I must pat myself on the back for this one because it is the funniest thing I've ever written. It is called "Mating Dance" and will appear soon in the 'erotic poetry' section of the website.

Does anybody out there know how the American people can win during the next election? The best candidate left in the race is McCain, and he sucks. He is electable only because we don't want a Muslim or a bona fide bitch as president. I fear we are doomed.

So much for doom and gloom. On the bright side, I may actually get to go to Spokane this year. I know, I know, I've said it before but this time it may actually happen. I've given up on ever making it back to the P.I. unless I win the lottery.

I haven't heard from my fishing buddy in North Carolina lately. Maybe his eight daughters finally ate him. I can't imagine what eight daughters would be like. One was enough for me!

It looks like the Yankees are at least as poor this year as last year. I hope the New York 'fans' enjoy their trip to the cellar. So Bret Favre finally retired. Does anybody believe he's actually gone? I don't. I think he'll be back before football season is over. I just wonder how much gas he has left in the tank. I hope he doesn't get injured. That would suck.

The NFL owners are starting to fight back against players who want to "renegotiate" their contracts. It really pains me to see a bunch of millionaires whine about their contractual obligations. My buddies and I worked under contract for many years and even though some guys came into the company after I did and signed for more money, I never complained. I didn't know of anyone else who complained either. We signed, we were committed.

I had a bunch of other things I was going to write about but being in the throes of senility, they have fled my mind. I'll probably think of them as soon as I publish this to the web.

And so it goes.