Saturday, September 11, 2004

Once upon a time, there was a whole barnyard full of little left-wing piggies. They were too small and stupid to do anything except tell lies and cause social unrest. One day, the piggy with the biggest mouth discovered that things were going badly in the upcoming election. So he invented a huge, terrible lie and put it on CBS news. He didn't ask the other piggies because he was obviously much smarter than they. The terrible lie caused a ripple of discontent among the other barnyard animals, especially the elephants. A hurried investigation showed that the documents upon which the big lie was based were forgeries. Even some of the chief piggies biggest supporters were shaking their heads over this debacle because they knew that it spelled almost cetain doom for the chief piggy. Piggies have never been known for their integrity or honesty, but after having caused a national scandal, don't you think it is time for the chief piggy to withdraw? He probably won't because the chief of the left-wing barnyard piggies has never been known for honesty, integrity or the ability to admit the fabrications of the other liars who surround him.