Thursday, April 30, 2009

YES!!!!

Yes? Yes! That is a word that you young American women need to get used to saying much more often. We are being out-bred by the Muslims and the Mexicans. In just a few decades, there will be no America as we know it now. That is why you young, breeding age women need to say "YES", get on a mattress and make some American babies. I'm not kidding. Lest you think this is an advertisement for me, I will point out that I am long past the breeding stage. I remember it fondly, but that's all that's left....memories. The future for America looks bleak. Be patriotic! Do it today!! Save us!!!!

The temperature in Delano has taken a nose dive again. It is barely nudging 75 in the day time. Delano get s a "D" for weather.

The housing crunch has almost destroyed my well thought out financial plans. I no longer have the capability to sell out and get out. Boo hoo.

Obama continues to astound us with his idiotic political maneuvers. Is there a grade lower than "F"? If there is, he gets it.

Well so much for my lamentations. Don't forget girls. Say yes and mean it!

Saturday, April 18, 2009

quarterly report

Well, let's see what the idiot has done in his first quarter of office. He has started legislation to confiscate our guns. He has bowed down to the Saudi dictator. Unemployment is rising. Interest rates are rising, some predict a return to the 20% plus days of the Carter administration. Inflation is on the upswing. He is planning an internal police force, modeled, I assume, on the Gestapo. He is trying to shut off dissension on radio, television and, yes, the Internet. In other words, his 'change' is going to consist of putting our economy, indeed our country in some sort of half assed communist/Muslim strangle hold. If the fool gets away with it, we'll be on a par with the other third world nations. On the bright side, it may get so bad that all the illegal aliens will voluntarily go home. Stand by for some tax reform that'll make your eyes water. This time next year, you won't be able to find ten people in this country who will admit voting for him. There may be a civil war. Oh joy!!

I have contracted a cough that has been with me for two months. With any luck, it'll kill me before I have to witness the downfall of the greatest nation the world has ever seen. Congratulations, you idiot democrats. You have brought us down.

So much for politics! Moving right along, basketball season is about to wind down. I for one have had enough of the endless speculation and prognostication by our 'media experts.' The only thing left on sports TV is golf and that's only when the Tiger stalks the links.

I haven't been able to contact my buddy in North Carolina. I hope he's OK.

The weather here continues to improve. I'll give it a C.

Remember, as Alfred E. Newman once said, "I have one grunch but the eggplant over there!"
Ta Ta

Wednesday, April 01, 2009

Holiday!!!

Yes, April fool's day should be an international holiday. After all, if you pay any attention to the national political scene, you already know that Washington DC is full of fools.....and they get to run the country. Currently, they're running it right into hell. That doesn't matter though, as the fools who elected this herd of losers won't know how badly f___ed they are until obama gets all their money and property. Already unemployment is setting new records. The national debt is streaking skyward, taxes are going up, inflation is rising rapidly and still the idiot is looking for ways to spend money that we don't have and have no way to get. The encampments for the terrorists are being dismantled. We are waving the usual democrat's flag of surrender in the middle east. Soon major terror strikes will be happening around the globe. Well, he promised change and we're getting it. Are you happy?

Thank god basketball season is just about over. I'm so sick of hearing about Kobe and Lebron. Unfortunately baseball is starting very soon. We are in desperate need of a summer football league. The idiots in New York have gone berserk again in the Plexico case. A guy goes into a nightclub, shoots himself in the leg, and the state wants jail time for him. What a crock of shit! This is what gun control gets you. And we have the pontificating asshole mayor demanding jail time. Who the hell does he think he is? He's not a judge. He's not even on a jury. He is interfering with the justice system. He ought to go to jail! Have we not heard enough about steroids? Every day the media digs up something else on somebody else. The media idiots and the lawyers should all be shot! You could take a shot at Bloomberg too.

Airline pilots can no longer defend their passengers. obama has taken away their right to carry arms. I guess he didn't want any of his little Islamic friends to get shot on their way to another disaster.

My only real hope is that I'll croak before these maniacs completely screw my country up. Writing to our congressional morons does no good. Here in California we are represented by a gang that stands slightly to the left of Stalin. I can't think of a single one who is worth a big damn. It's sad when even the people we hire to help us manage to screw us to death.

Our weather has taken a turn for the better. Mid seventies to low eighties are now the rule rather than the exception. My grandchildren who are visiting from Las Vegas swim in our pool every day. Delano gets a "B".

My little girl in Alaska is having a terrible time. I told her to go ahead and graduate and then leave that whole mess behind. Seeing her so sad all the time tears my icky little heart out.

My buddy in Carolina is still catching oodles of fish. I sure wish I was there to help him.

I don't know about you, but I've managed to bring myself down. Bah, Humbug!!