Tuesday, September 16, 2008

'Dream on

Why are all the sports commentators so enamored of fantasy football? It isn't a sport and doesn't belong on a sports channel. Maybe the Disney channel or the game channel but definitely not the sports channel. I just can't get excited because some nerd lucks out and chooses the right guys for one week in a row.

Well, the wretched cowboys won. It is a bad day at black rock. In fact many of my favorite teams went down to defeat, one of them on the worst call in football history. They are going to discipline they guy who made the call. Whoopee, whoopee, yahoo! That does nothing to correct the situation. The game should be awarded to the team that got hosed. But that would call for some real balls on the part of NFL management, a trait they are not known for.

The days are once again growing shorter. Soon we will be in the wintery grip of global cooling. It is still fair here in Delano. Daytimes are still in the high nineties, but at night you can feel the chiil creeping in.

Uh, oh, Dinner's ready so I'll cut this off short.

Ya'll have fun now, heah?

Monday, September 08, 2008

At Last!!

Football season has finally started. I thought it never would. each year it seems to get shorter and the wait for it to start again gets longer. Maybe they should give some consideration to year around football.

That worthless piece of dog poo, Obama, is still setting new records for complete incompetence and idiocy. How anyone could vote for him is impossible for me to understand. How in the hell did a sworn Muslim sympathizer ever get the Democratic nomination? According to my sources, he isn't eligible to run for President. They tell me he was born in Africa, not Hawaii. He refuses to produce a birth certificate. His father wasn't a U.S. citizen at the time of his birth. It just goes to show you how far down the Democrats have slipped. Trying to get us to elect a lying, traitorous, morally corrupt moron. Even a drunken bum like Teddy Kennedy would have been a better choice. Maybe they should have drafted Jimmy Carter. He was dumb, but he was honest.

Serina Williams has won the U.S. Open title again. I really like Serina. She is the number one tennis player in the world and she's got big tits.

I am selling my house and my Cadillac. I love that car but I don't drive very much these days.

I know better times are coming, I just hope they get here before I croak.

And so it goes.