Free at last!

Yes, I am taking a step toward freedom. How? Well, I have decided that I won't be intimidated anymore by e-mails. Henceforth, I am deleting all e-mails that:

1. Are petitions
2. Claim I don't love god if I don't pass it on
3. Whine about the list being eliminated if I don't forward it.
4. Are any other form of e-mail blackmail.

I know that some causes are worthy. I just don't give a damn anymore. I won't let blackmailers waste any more of my time. Am I totally fed up with this nonsense? Hell yes! The only way to stop it is to not participate. I've had enough. Have you?

The weather here remains foul. It is cold and wet. Luckily we are at the end of February which means summer is only two or three weeks away. Delano once again achieves a big, fat "F"!

Tiger Woods has once again showed the golf world that they are screwed if he enters a tournament. He has won six in a row now, setting records as he plows the rest of the field under.
Has anyone ever dominated a sport so thoroughly? By the time he retires, there will be the 'Tiger Book' and the 'also rans' book. He is truly amazing.

My cold is finally easing off. At least I no longer cough twenty four seven. I believe my wife is at least partially responsible for my semi-recovery. She has subjected me to a dozen Filipino remedies. Some of them actually bring relief.

My sister finally called me. She didn't chew my ass, in fact she was her old, pleasant self. I'm so happy.

My writing hobby keeps slogging on. When I review some of the things I have written, it is hard for me to believe that I wrote them. It isn't that I think they are great literature, they just seem foreign to me.

Well, that's about it from here in Antarctica. Remember, if you don't download Koda Kumi, you don't love Jesus!

dakara

New Target!!!

The media idiots have found a new target to amuse themselves. The target's name is Roger Clemmens. Now there will commence another media circus resembling the O.J. debacle. All we'll hear is RC, RC,RC, ad infinitum. I already know everything I need to know about Roger. He is the best pitcher that ever lived. I don't need to know about his wife, their dogs or the sleazy assholes who are trying to bring him down. Back Off!!!

The weather here continues to score in the "F" range. Spring usually comes early here in the valley so maybe we'll have to suffer only a few more weeks.

I've had a bad cold for over a week. I'm drowning in a pool of snot. Winter sucks.

My fishing partner in North Carolina has recovered from his foot surgey. I talked to him and he was too busy taking post operation anesthetics to go fishing. Actually, he was barely coherent.

I still haven't heard from my sister. I must be fired for sure. I don't want to lose her. She has always been there for me.

We are still mourning the loss of football season. Weekends are empty. I would watch some other sports shows, but the vampires are too busy sucking the life out of RC. Boo Hiss

My wife is starting her garden again. She's kind of magical with plants. I'm convinced she could grow an orange orchard on a bowling ball.

My mind is definitely going away. When I sat down at the keyboard, I had a lot of things to bitch about. Most of them have flown away, unwritten. And so I must fly away.

Sayonara

And the winner is....

The New York Giants have won the super bowl. They worked their asses off and deserved to win. They are a great team and now, National Champions. Unfortunately, the New York sports fans and media get to bask in the glory. All year they whined and cried about the coach, the quarterback, the stadium and probably the pizza. Now the Giants will recieve the accolades that were due them all year. They are the media darlings. The New York fans now love them. Next year the turn coat fans will cry for someone else's ass. Maybe they'll just go back to whimpering about their baseball team. Just remember that the sobbing sounds that come from the east will be coming from the big wormy apple.

The weather here still sucks. Yesterday we were afflicted with hail. Then it rained. Right now the sun is shining but I know it is only a ruse to lure me outside where the weather can dampen my body and soul. "F" for Delano weather today.

I sent my sister up in Washington one of my erotic stories hoping to get some feedback from her. She hasn't bothered to comment, which I think speaks volumes. Alas, I appear to have alienated yet another family member. This kind of thing is like peeing in the pool. It is not possible to get it out. All you can hope for is rapid difusion Even if it all disappears, you will always be aware of the pee in the pool.

My fishing buddy back east hasn't called so I don't know if he survived his toe operation or not. He'll probable call this week with his tale of pain and terror. I will, of course, be sympathetic.

I have to go pick up my little girl from the school, so I'll break this off.

So it goes.