blizzard

Yes, it's almost blizzard conditions here in Delano. The temperature has plummeted down to 60. Clouds are besmirching my blue sky. It is miserable. It's colder than a witch's tit. I am freezing my ass off. I promised whining, and this is it. Therefore, I am reporting that the weather here sucks. Boo Hoo Hoo

Sir Peyton of Manning has done it again. The Colts are now 11-0. Watching him work is a hypnotic experience. He seems to be piddling around, changing plays, performing strange rituals and then suddenly, the score shoots way up and it is too late for his hapless victims. Incredible!!

My daughter and grandchildren were here for Thanksgiving. We had a great time. As usual, my wife cooked a magnificent meal. I ate too much. I don't care. My grand daughter is so sweet. So innocent. So beautiful. So evil. You can look into her eyes and tell that the horns will be sprouting any day now. There is no doubt in my military mind that she will break many hearts and laugh about it. Just what my daughter deserves. I love it!

As far as the world situation goes, I believe God should send another flood and get rid of the whole mess. Maybe he could start all over again with something smarter......like dolphins or parakeets. You just know he's not pleased. He already knocked a big chunk off of the Supreme Court building. When are those secular morons going to wise up? Maybe he'll spare most of us and just bump off the truly deserving. Like the ACLU. And the 9th circuit court of appeals. In the good old days, there would have been Christian lynch mobs solving these problems. Unfortunately, the people who should be making a difference are too complacent, too politically correct. The sad fact is that if we don't stop the madness soon, we will all slide off the edge together.

My brother said that one of my nephews shot a big whitetail buck up in eastern Washington. He even sent pictures. It is, indeed, a big buck. Good hunting!!!!

Gasoline prices continue to drop. I guess the big oil companies got a little scare with all the nation-wide boycots and congressional investigations. You didn't know about the boycots? Maybe you should go back into hibernation. The recent oil crisis was obviously manufactured, just like the one in the early 70's. I have always believed that the Arabs are plotting against us. How can you look at all these price increases and doubt it?

Remember, it is not a mid-winter break, it is a Christmas vacation. Anyone who gives you any crap about that fact deserves a punch in the suck.

The longer I drive this Cadillac, the better I like it. It is smooth, powerful, beautiful and fairly economical. I get close to 30 mpg at 75 on the highway. My brother called it a pimp-mobile. He ain't got no culture.

And so it goes.

Stupidity

I always suspected that Californians were among the most stupid people on the planet. The elections of 2005 have confirmed these suspicions. We had a chance to reform government by changing the current gerrymandering scheme to something where the people had a chance at actually electing their representatives. SHOT DOWN!!! We had a chance to rein in government spending by placing limits on an assortment of tax-and-spend measures, SHOT DOWN!!! We had a chance to improve education by changing the tenure rules. SHOT DOWN!!!So the liberals and their vast constituency of illegal aliens have turned California into a socialist state. For those of you who are laughing behind your smug little smiles, let me point out that the California socialistic form of government is spreading to other nearby states and infecting their governments. Almost the entire west coast has been gobbled up by this tax devouring monster. You guys in Oregon and Washington would do well to ask your ex-Californian politicians to leave before it is too late.

You guys out there who send me e-mails about religion and think you are doing "God's" work should be advised that you can't do God's work. God has already done his work. Do your own work. And please, if you have e-mail threatening dire consequences if I don't forward it, or claiming that I don't give a damn about God if I delete it, save it for someone else. Everytime I read one of these things, I get the feeling that I'm being blackmailed. Is that your intent? hmmm


Do any of us in the real world really give a damn about the adventures of Terrell Owens? It was a great day when the Eagles fired that egotistical, greedy, stupid jerk. Now he's gone. We don't need 6 or 8 months more reporting on his current condition. He's out. The NFL is better off without him. Time to move on.

The weather here in Delano continues to deteriorate. Daytime highs are in the high 60's to low 70's. We have constant cloud cover. It sucks. It will be another year of rising equity before I am able to sell this place and move on to greener pastures. Unless I win the lottery. C'mon lottery!!!