It's Over!!

Yea, the cold weather has finally left the wretched valley. As I type this it is 90 degrees outside. Ah, relief at last. The only thing wrong with it is that I don't get to bitch about the weather until October or November. Oh well, I'll make that sacrifice. Temperatures nearing 100 are forecast for next week. Hooray!!

As I predicted last year, A Rod has come out of his slump and is tearing up the league.(good) And, the yankees are in last place!! Does it get any better? I think not. What are al those sniveling New York sissies going to say about their traitorous actions of last year? Well, they won't say anything. They probably don't even have the balls to admit they were wrong. Such is New York. My boy, Barry Bonds continues his headlong rush into history.When he breaks the record, what will all those idiots who have convicted him without a trial say?
My favorite basketball teams are all getting their asses waxed. Who'da thunk it? I thought that Shaq and the boys would do it again, but now I'm not so sure.

We continue to creep along the road to Las Vegas with all the alacrity of a snail with polio. I can't wait to get there. I had thought I could spend my next birthday (#95) there, but it doesn't look like we'll make it. I do have plan "b". If it works, I'll let you know. If it doesn't, mums the word.

As I grow older, it becomes more and more apparent that the 'golden' years suck. I'm really glad I did all that really fun stuff while I was young. If I did any of it now, I'd be dead in two days. I have a really fun day scheduled for May 16. I'll let you know how it turns out.

Good news!! Tomorrow I win the lottery!! 35M. I will then disappear from the normal life and shift directly into 'rich idiot.' It'll be great I am already getting ready to order some new cars (yea cars),a boat and large, snooty house. Upgrades all around!! Oh the joy!! uuhh, excuse me I got a little carried away there. It doesn't take much to amuse me these days.

And so it goes.

extortion

Yes, folks, once again it is national extortion day. This is the day when our wonderful government admits that they just can't function without robbing the citizens. TAX TIME!!! What happened to the fair tax movements? Well, the government just sat back and did nothing(as usual) and it just died out (as usual). And, if you think you were being mugged last year, wait until Pelosi and her gang of communists get done raping our wallets this year. All we need then is a dumocrap president and we can all get our cardboard boxes and go live on the street. Speaking of Pelosi, is there any reason she should not be in jail for breaking federal laws governing who sets foreign policy for this country? I guess if Hanoi Jane can get away with it, Pelosi the communist can too.

Tiger got beat by an unknown in a major!!! His play was absolutely abominable (for him) so he only finished second! How can he go on? Of course, all the bubble headed sportscasters have castigated him, declaring him finished. Beeeeg mistake!! He will win at least two majors this year, possibly three.
My buddy in N.C. continues to slay the striped bass. He is one of those,'give a damn what the weather is' types, so rain and cold don't seem to bother him much. I guess he is successful because he is willing to brave the elements.

Once again the weather here has turned sour. daytime temps in the mid to high 60s. BOOOO I thought that spring was upon us, but this more closely resembles winter. It is raining. The wind is blowing. Once again, Delano flunks the weather test.

My wife has volunteered to stay in this wretched little sink-hole and clean up the house so we can sell it. I have volunteered to go to Las Vegas and pout. HAH! I am continuously amazed at the rising price of real estate. Wow!

I've been blabbing long enough. Time for breakfast. Ham and cheese omelet. MMM MMM
And so it goes.