Disaster!!!!

That's exactly what we will suffer if the lying, stupid sleaze ball, Osama....oops...Obama is elected. So far I haven't met anyone who plans on voting for this wretched waste of skin, but I'm sure that the communist media will do their level best to screw us over. Now, I don't like McCain but he stands head and shoulders above the closet Muslim. In a normal year, neither of them would be on the ballot. I am voting for the lesser of two evils. McCain is a left wing jerk, but at least he is patriotic and knows something about how this country operates. All Obama knows is the Koran. He is slave to his Muslim buddies and will sell us out to Islam if he can. Well, so much for the idiots. Let's press on to brighter lights.

1. Why do these dumb asses always say "Do you know what I'm saying?" If you are speaking English, I know what you are saying.

2. Have you ever talked to someone whose favorite word is "again"? They usually start their meager sentences with this word even if they know they haven't said it to you the first time yet.

3. Another pet peeve is someone who sprinkles "You know" throughout their speech. If I knew, I wouldn't be listening to them, now would I?

4. Gas prices? Please!! How much more are we going to take? It costs those thieves about a dollar or less to extract a barrel of oil from the ground. I have fought against it but I think we must use an alternative fuel source and let the Arabs go back to screwing camels.

5. I am convinced that summer is here. Temperatures have been running in the mid to high nineties. Perfect.

6. Does anyone remember who won the British Open? I don't. I do remember that Mickelson came in 14 over par. Hah!

7. I do believe there is a conspiracy to keep Barry Bonds out of baseball. Several teams around the league need a big bat and few are bigger than Barry's. Remember, he hasn't been convicted of anything yet. They may never bring him to trial because there just isn't any evidence. I'll bet athletes will look their trainers over very carefully and keep track of all the material used on them. Swearing them to secrecy won't work because if someone is going to rat you out, they'll lie, lie, lie.

That's enough sniveling for today. Drop me a line.

ED