More idiocy!

Well, Tiger came in second in the U.S. Open. The amazing thing was, he did it on just one wheel. Two days after the tournament he had surgery to correct a recurring problem in his knee. Wouldn't you just know that Skip Bayless even had a put down for that. How could anybody get that stupid without practicing for a hundred years or so. It is sickening to watch as he tries to destroy Tiger, Lebron James and any other superior athlete. What a jerk!

The weather here improved to ninety for one day and then plummeted back to a disgusting sixty five. Yuck! Delano still scores and "F". Boo Hisss

My little sister (the one I still talk to) goaded me into writing some clean stuff for a change. Now, I can't stop. It's horrible. I'm supposed to be king of the erotic authors. Most of the time that I should spend in smut production is falling into the goody two shoes range. Bah, humbug!

I am giving internet business another try. This time it hasn't cost me anything but time. If it doesn't pan out, I'll still be the same large, dumb oaf I've always been. But if it does work. I will be forced to promote myself to financial genius. That way, I can sneer at the peasants.

My rib appears to be fully recovered from her recent illness. At least she's back to nagging me. That's a sign, in a woman, of good health.

I hope I can get well enough to go fishing this year. I'm sitting here with almost fifty fishing outfits and twenty three tackle boxes and I can't get out of the house. The golden years suck!

My garage door broke, so now I can't get my car out. I thought it would be a big deal, but I don't miss driving at all. Maybe I'll sell it and use the money for something constructive.....like poker.

I always thought that someday I'd write a book about my adventures. Two things are getting in the way. First, I'm pretty lazy. Second, after analyzing the story, it somehow just doesn't seem that interesting. Beside, it would have to be X rated and nobody would believe it anyway.

That's enough whining and sniveling for now. I'm considering keeping a notebook so I can write down what I think is important. It could make for two or three page blogs. Hmmmm.

Aloha, you all (southern Hawaii)