Misc. B.S.

The fight for Faluja is almost over. Of course, the chief bad guys got away. I have a solution to this problem of the main idiots escaping. Here it is: When we know which village these a__holes are in, we hit the town with a low-yield nuke. Before we implement this policy, we let it be known what's going to happen to your little village if we suspect that the big jerks are there. That way, the locals would no longer be willing to hide them for fear that they would suddenly disappear in a nuclear cloud. It would serve notice to terrorists world-wide that we are crazy enough to blow their whole damn country apart if it means getting one of the main perps. Does that make me a hawk? I hope so.

As time marches on, I began to suspect that my IQ was dropping. So I took a couple of those tests on the internet, and sure enough, I'm off about 20 points. That means that in 20 years, I'll be just as dumb as everybody else. Does that sound egotistical? I hope so.

Most of my favorite pro football teams got their butts kicked this weekend. I'm glad that I'm not a betting man. I'd be living in a cardboard box and eating cat food.

Thanksgiving is getting closer. It is the perfect holiday for us fat guys. We can just eat everything in sight and nobody cares. The rest of the year, we get lectured on the virtues of celery and carrot sticks. eeewwwww.

Of course if Thanksgiving is approaching, so is Christmas. I find it hard to believe that upon the birth of our Lord, Jesus Christ, a fat guy in a red suit appeared and, after sneaking around a fir tree in his eight rendeer powered sled, started distributing presents to every body in sight. Where did we get such a notion? How many holly trees are in the middle east? Ans: zero. Well, tis the season to be jolly, so I guess I'll suck it up again. HOHOHO. No, that is a laugh, not a reference to your girlfriend. does that make me a grinch? Oh well.

I am sure we are all saddened to witness the departure of Colin Powell from the State Dept.. He is a truly great and honorable man. Maybe he'll run for President. If he does, he's got my vote.
It is rare that we get some one with his integrity, honesty and experience in a high position.

Whining? Who, me?

I recently got this blog set up so that my loyal readers could make comments on it. Wouldn't you know that the very first comment was whining about my whining. He wants more sports. So do I. However, there are damn few sports to participate in here in the San Joaquin valley. There isn't much water for fishing and what there is is hard to get to. I'll try surf fishing next spring, but as for now, nope. The waters I fish have to be really accessible because I can't get to them due to physical limitations. I even had to sell my boat because I couldn't get to it. Besides, my header promises whining and it's mostly whining you'll get until next spring. If I go hunting, it'll have to be in a different state. Hunting in California resembles a trip to Iraq. Everybody's shooting at everything. Scared the hell out of me and that ain't easy. So much for the opening sob-story.

Well, they found Scott Peterson guilty which is bad news for TV viewers since it means we'll have to go through the whole sentencing, appeals, analysis and other court related nonsense. I guess our only hope for relief from all this insane yammer is if someone bumps him off in jail.

My Okie football team is winning and winning. They are stronger this year than last year. I'd like to see them knock off USC in the championship game. They may not get there, though, because Auburn looks awfully tough and may wind up at the top of the heap. Wisconsin got rubbed out, so they are no longer unbeaten. Then there is Boise State. and Utah. I wonder how they would do against some PAC Ten or Big Eight schools. Notre Dame took gas again. hahahaha

Cheney hit the hospital today and the media immediately concluded that he had a heart attack. Turned out to be not much. We're lucky the stock market wasn'y open. That bunch of flimsy dweebs on Wall Street would have panicked for sure.

Yaser Arafat, chief middle east obstructionist and all round idiot finally croaked. Maybe Castro will follow suit. We can only hope. The middle east is beyond doubt the most screwed up area in the world. I think the only way to bring peace there is to nuke them into non-existence and then rope the place off for a few thousand years. Does that make me a warmonger or am I just being practical?

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This is more or less a test shot to find out if you lucky readers can post commentary about my calm, serene meanderings. Try to control yourselves, remember, I know where you live.

Calamansi season is upon us along with persimmon time. Norma went out yesterday and picked two six gallon buckets of calamansi. She's been squeezing juice out of them ever since. It'll take her days and days to finish them. HAHAHAHAHA. No calamansi squeezer I. Too much work. For those of you who are unenlightened, calamansi is the Filippino version of the lemon. It has lots of seeds and is only the size of the end of your thumb. It makes a really good juice for lemonade or in mixed drinks, but it is a pain in the butt to squeeze. It is far more sour than a lemon, so if you are going to try them, exercise caution.

My grandson finally got the printer we sent him for his birthday (it was on the 7th). It's hard to believe that it takes that long to ship stuff. What do they use that shipping money for??? Beers for the boys, no doubt.

The mainstream media is once again out of step with reality. They whine about Gitmo. They whine about Iraq. The thing that pisses me off is that the pansies doing the loudest whining have never been there and ain't about to go. It should be obvious to the most casual observer that if you want a war story, you go to the war. You do not sit passing gas through your waffle-bottom chair and query Europe about our progress. If those morons knew anything, we'd still be an English colony surrounded by the Spanish and the flimsy French. Speaking of Europeans, why should we listen to anything that limp-wristed bunch pussies has to say? About every forty or fifty years, we wind up saving their sorry butts from some horror they've let themselves in for. Then we have to rebuild their industry and infrastructure, just so they can cut our throats in the marketplace. Next time they get their tits in a crack, we ought to let them sink like a brick.


Time to go. Can't wait to see if this comments deal works.

Scott, what?

Scott Peterson!! Scott Peterson!! I am sick of hearing about Scott Peterson. Let's fry him or turn him loose, but get his ass off my TV. You realize, of course, that if a mistrial is declared, we can look forward to another 2 years of this horse shit. I don't care if he's innocent or guilty. I just want him to go away!! He is no longer real news. He's just a pain in the ass.

The weather here continues to suck. Fog settled in this morning. It rained on us again. It is cold. YUK!!!

I wonder what those smart-ass terrorists are thinking now that their bubble is bursting. I'll bet that most of those chicken hearted cowards disguise themselves as real people and try to slither away. Every one of them that we catch should be summarily shot. After all, shouldn't trials and other civilized amenities be reserved for people and not animals posing as people? As the Marines say, "kill 'em all. Let God sort 'em out".

I am counting on winning the lottery tomorrow, so I have been searching the web for houses in the 2 to 5 million dollar range. There are some really, really nice ones for sale at those prices. Right now, I can't afford the taxes on any of them, but when that big win comes through, Fat City!!

Citrus season is almost here in Southern California. That means we'll be getting fresh oranges and grapefruits. It's a good thing, too, because we're about burned out with grapes. I hope this miserable weather doesn't freeze the crops. Then I'd have to buy citrus. Rats!

60 degrees. That's all it is going to make this week. 60 degrees. I might as well be in Anchorage. At least you can fish up there while you freeze your ass off. I hope all those daffy duck weather men are happy. They bitch all summer about heat and then proclaim fall as "perfect weather." If those dopes think this is perfect weather, why don't they move to North Dakota? Why are they in Bakersfield? Throw them bums out!!

Thank God, the election is over. The good guys won. Now, if only the "news" programs would let it go, we'd be in great shape. But no!!! We'll have to listen to those left wing hypocrites babble on and on about "what happened?", "will hillary run in 2008?" on and on incessantly. SHUT THE F--- UP!! We're burned out.

I swear, this is my last political commentary for four years.

I have decided that duck hunting is the perfect fall sport for me. All you have to do is bring some suck...uh.. hunting companion along to set the decoys. Let the dog do all the work. All I'll have to do is blast those little duckies out of the sky.

Sometimes I wish I was in good enough shape to go back overseas again, but then I think I'm just too lazy to work anymore. I would like to make some extra bucks. I'm too dumb to learn any new stuff. I'm too chicken to knock over liquor stores. Beside, I can't drive fast enough these days to outrun the fuzz. Oh well.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! and gloat, gloat, gloat. Does that sound like I'm a poor winner? I am. So what? The key word is winner. Like the SEALS say, second finisher is first loser. At least we won't have to listen to any more lies from that east coast gas bag. He can take his whole herd of traveling bufoons and his troll, teresa, back to his digs and contemplate his defeat.

I wonder why the entire west coast votes for those wretched dumocraps? I've got the answers. The people of Oregon do it because they've always been about half communist. The people of Washington do it because there are too many Californians up there. The people of California do it because they are stupid. You will notice that rest of the entire western part of the U.S. went with President Bush. Not these idiots.

On a lighter note, we bid farwell to the obstructionist, Tom Daschle. Maybe now the Senate can do some actual work. The Republicans increased their majority in both the Senate and the House. So the entire kerry komedy show was a complete bust. HAHAHAHA.

Winter has arrived here in earnest. The temperature has plummeted into the sixties. Only four months to go to spring. I would really like to make a trip to Washington when summer arrives up there. That would be July 15 to August 30......maybe.

My oldest grandson is now 15. It is hard to believe that we have all grown so old, so fast. The pity of the whole situation is that all of us think we're still twenty, even though we know deep in or dark little hearts that father time is tracking us down. Why isn't there a mother time? Is it because women are age-sensitive?

We have now entered holiday season. An unending string of parties and presents. The retailers dream. The husbands nightmare. Women love it because it is a legitimate excuse to whip out those credit cards and charge. Non-stop shopping until February. Gift returns. Complaints. Men hate it because it is akin to tip-toeing through a mine field. One little mis-step and booom...daddy parts all over the tree!! It is also expensive. We get to blow our fishing vacation bucks on candy and presents. Oh well.

Only two more days and we can forget kerry. He'll slink back to his hole under the rock and we won't have to listen to any more lies....from him. Probably the army of lawyers waiting to pounce on the election results will babble on for days. This situation can be laid at the doorstep of algore. You remember him. He's the guy who thinks he's really the president. He's the guy that kept demanding recount after recount until the whole country was sick of it. I hope that Bush landslides this one. That is the only way the vast herd of shysters will shut up and go home.

The sun has returned to California. It's still pretty chilly. We don't expect the temperture to go much over 70 this week. Yuk! That's right at my thermal cut-off point. I'm so happy that we don't have to deal with that wretched white crap. One of my goals in life is to never again allow one of those foul white things to drop out of a cloud and land on me.

The win streak of the Patriots is over. Pittsburg knocked them off. It's about time. 21 games in a row is enough for any football squad to win.

It is Halloween evening and the clutches of small children are roving the neighborhood. Their parents truck them in here from all over the city. It gets worse every year. Too bad there isn't some way to limit the area of travel on this night. I guess that sounds a little eastern European though, doesn't it? Sorry.

Well, all you Americans pray for a Republican sweep across this country. Of course, if you are anti-American, you can pray for something else like kerry and the krumbums or maybe a four year ride through hell.

Have you seen the "documentaries" on Area 51 yet? How have the so-called "investigators" managed to stay out of prison for treason? If things were really as awful as they claim, they would have been swept up years ago and chucked into Leavenworth prison. It intensely pisses me off to see these morons running around top secret securitiy areas with listening devices and high powered cameras. The satelite company that took the pictures of this area should be shut down and its executives tossed into the slammer. Where did these guys get the idea that they have "the right to know" about everything the government does? Well, they dreamed it all up. They circulate lies in order to break base security. They subvert employees and ex-employees making them break their oaths of silence. Why? And why aren't these employees in jail? I am convinced that the government is carrying on top secret operations out there in the desert and that neither the public nor our enemies has any "right to know" about them.

The latest lie from the kerry komedy kamp is falling apart at the seams. With only 4 days to go, I wonder what other big lies are lurking in weeds. After having studied the kerry history, I am convinced that he should be in a federal pen for numerous offences against our country. How the hell anyone could vote for this bag of dog drippins' is beyond me. I know there are zealots on both sides who have gone nuts over this election, but I had no idea that the kerry kamp would lie so consistently for so long.

On the brighter side, we haven't heard much from heinz-kerry since her last major screw-up. I can't imagine that arrogant bag of wind in the White House. The very thought of it makes my skin crawl.

We have now entered the worst part of the year, "waiting for spring". The usually hard packed ground is now a mud pit. Although the sun has come back in spurts, it is not warm. It rains at odd intervals. Yuk!!

I am now preparing for a fishing trip to the coast to seek the mighty surf perch. The trip will start next March or April, depending on the length of the winter. Surf perch are fun, easy to catch when they're in, and great eating. They average 2 pounds or so and put up a good fight.

I would like to get to Las Vegas for my eldest grandson's birthday. He's in high school now. It seems only yesterday that I was in high school. I think as you get older, time seems to accelerate. Oh well.

And now, the low-life, miserable kerry komedy krew will attempt to blame the disappearance of 380 tons of explosives on President Bush. Isn't this part of the stuff they've been moaning about that didn't exist? You know, WMDs. Hasn't any of those blockheads figured out that you need high explosives to generate a fission explosion? If this election weren't so serious, kerry's entire act would be absolutely hysterical. However, I believe that the fate of the western world depends on the outcome of this election. If kerry wins, we're screwed because he wants to talk to these idiots. They don't want to talk. They want to kill us. kerry doesn't understand that. He thinks all he has to do is sit down and have a cup of coffee with them and then everything will be all right. We desperatley need for President Bush to be re-elected. The fate of the world is in his hands. We don't need some weak-kneed flip-flopper who is completely antimilitary in the White House.

I wonder how many more lies these bastards will dream up between now and the election. They've already covered hurricanes, global warming, national guard service, Iraqi terrorists, the draft, the list is endless. The media, of course, jump on everything before they investigate it (remember dan blather?) because most of them don't want President Bush re-elected. The terrorists don't want him re-elected. France doesn't want him re-elected. In fact there is an international conspiracy that is trying to influence the American election toward kerry and away from President Bush. I cannot believe that the American people will let a lying, two-faced, cowardly gigalo win this election.

Now for some personal whining. It rained on me!! That is supposed to be illegal in Southern California. The wind blew hard and filled my pool with all sorts of icky stuff. It'll take the pool boy hours to fix it. It's cold. My furnace runs all the time. At least in Washington there is good fishing to compensate for the crummy weather. Here, in this crapola valley, there is no compensation.

All my favorite pro football teams lost last weekend. It's lucky I'm not a betting man. If I were, I'd be living in a refrigerator carton on some Bakersfield street. Are there more and more pro athletes in big trouble with the law these days, or am I just noticing it more? I can't remember a year when more of those overpaid cry babies had their tits in a wringer.

Oh well.

Ah, another football Saturday! My Sooners won and Notre Dame lost so every thing isn't darkness. Of course I'll watch the pros tomorrow, but I won't be watching Monday Night Football because of the totally secular stance that gang of godless heathens at ABC has taken. I'll start again after the BIG CHEESE comes in and fires the whole worthless bunch of them. Even if he doesn't, we have the satisfaction of knowing that they'll all roast in hell.

So far, the pusillanimous kerry kampaign has tried to blame President Bush for global hurricane season, the insurectionists is Iraq, snow storms, the Spanish train disaster and numerous other bits of nonsense. I personally wish that we had a President who could control hurricanes. We wouldn't need an army and we could still kick everybody's ass. I guess kerry's plan is to open a dialog with the terrorists and let them have some time off to rebuild. If that unthinking imbecile is elected, you can look forward to a lull and then we'll be fighting them in the streets of L.A. instead of Faluja. Did you guys know that kerry accepted the communist freedom award from the Vietnamese? I wonder if he tried to throw it away. I'll bet a million bucks it isn't displayed on his office wall along with his purple owie medals. Maybe the terrorists will award him the golden camel award for saving their jihad.

I swore I would try not to make any further commentary on this election campaign, but when I saw kerry shuffling down the road with a shotgun slung over his shoulder and a couple of geese in the bag, I just had to say something. Does that lying idiot think he is going to capture any votes from amongst the defenders of the Second Amendment? Just about every gun owner in America is aware of his far-left, anti-gun voting record in the Senate. What a dismal pile of puppy poopy he is. The dumocraps have swung into high gear with their big lies campaign. President Bush has repeatedly said that there will be no draft. Yet, in an attempt to get draft-age voters, the kerry kampaign perpetrates this lie. Yet another big lie is the one about the voting record of kerry. He claims to be a moderate. If you look into the Congressional record you will find that he votes left of teddy-boy kennedy, who votes left of Karl Marx. I try to assure myself that the American voters aren't stupid enough to vote for a semi-communist such as he, but then I remember recent elections where the women put the most immoral SOB ever to invade the beltway (bubba) in twice. Thank God they only gave jimmy carter one shot at it.
George Bush may not be the best selection in the land for President, but he is far and away better than the miserable low-life kerry. Mrs. Bush is also far better at everything than the foreigner, heinz-kerry. Can you imagine an out-of-control dimwit like her at a state dinner or some other official function? She cannot maintain her sense of decorum for more than 2 minutes at a time. At that point, her great, big mouth pops opens and some insult or lie pops out. She is unfit to be first lady of these United States. Don't forget two things about her.
1. She didn't trust the lying kerry enough to marry him without a prenuptual agreement.
2. She doesn't respect the liar enough to bear his unhyphenated name.

I hope that we can dump our horrible senator, barbara boxer. She votes even further left than kerry, feinstein, kennedy, schumer and clinton. There will be no representation in the communist state of kalifornia until we get rid of these left-wing freedom killers.

I heard that my brother has returned from the wilds of Idaho elkless. Rats! That means I don't even have a remote shot at an elk prime rib. Now I'll have to pout until next year.

Today, I was forced to perform the saddest ritual of all. I had to turn on our furnace. I has rained on me. It is cold. The next time one of those greenies tells me about "global warming" I'm going to punch him in the suck.

I really am going to try not to write anything political until after the election. But you know and I know that the kerry kampaign will perform another stupid manuever. Oh well.

The most wonderful news of the day is that the debates are now behind us. After the first one, I said I wouldn't watch any more and I haven't. I have heard that once again President Bush crushed kerry like the bug he is. kerry was a thoughtless, tactless desperate bufoon. Watching his leaky ship sink he had the unmitigated gall to single out Vice Presidents Cheney's daughter for some "special" attention. Only a truly horrible person would do such a thing on national TV in front of millions of people. If you are a homosexual, you would have to be totally insane to vote for kerry. He has shown no respect at all for one of your number. What do you suppose he'll do to you if he is elected? His ultra-liberal record in the Senate now stands exposed for all to see. He doesn't even have the balls to admit that he's a liberal. I have some friends who are liberals. At least they have the guts to say it. Not kerry. He knows that if the "ultra-liberal" tag sticks, every one in the country with even a small amount of intelligence will send him back to the trash heap. At one point, he admitted that he had married way, way up. It was far enough up to warrant a pre-nuptual agreement so he can't rake off any of her loot. If his own wife doesn't trust him, how the hell can we?

I saw Ann Coulter on O'Reilly tonight. She had no trouble at all admitting she is a right-wing extremist. She is great to listen to(one of the few women I know of) and has many valid points concerning the liberals. If you get a chance to read her book, How to Talk to a Liberal, by all means do so.

The FCC has ruled that the documentary "Stolen Honor" about the adventures of kerry is authorized to be aired before the election. The dumocraps are really afraid of it because it exposes kerry, once again, as the non-thinking coward that he is.

The dumocraps are so sure they'll lose this election, they have filed in excess of 30 lawsuits claiming voter fraud and no one has voted yet. The movement is spearheaded by our old pal Jesse jackson. You remember him. The most prejudice man in America. He is also a liar and philanderer. How come so many of these losers gravitate to the left? Probably they find kindred souls there.

My brother is still chasing elk in Idaho. I can almost taste those prime ribs.

My sweety and I are going to celebrate 35 years of wedded bliss this weekend. I don't know how I would have made it without her. Of course I'll give her my standard anniversary card congratulating her on a great catch!!

DON'T VOTE FOR kerry!!

Thank God there is only one debate left. I didn't watch the last one, as I said I wouldn't. The problem comes from the endless babbling of the press. Those idiots are still showing the second debate. They are still drawing the wrong conclusions. Even from the leftist media coverage, I have come to the conlusiion that President Bush handily won this blab-fest. Once again I will say that you have to be a complete loser to vote for kerry. He's a liar, gigilo, waffler and poltroon. Those are his good points. He is married to an Austrian. Do you really want the President of the United States sharing a bed with a foreigner? Wasn't Hitler an Austrian? If you think she won't be dictating policy, compare their bank accounts. Speaking of bank accounts, did you know she made him sign a pre-nup? If she doesn't trust him, how could we? Sober up, people!!

Well, Notre Dame won another football game. That means another week of listening to a herd of know-it-all sportscasters speculating on how good they "really" are. I can tell you how good they are. They suck!!

No word from my brother yet. I'm still waiting for an elk prime rib.

Winter is upon us. My airconditoner hasn't come on for two days. This portends great evil in the months ahead. I'm counting the days until spring. Can't wait!!

Remember, don't vote for kerry!!

I feel so much better now that Martha Stewart is in jail. It only took those idiot feds 2 years and 2 million dollars to do it. I would hate to think that they were out there prosecuting real criminals when they can be protecting all of us from potentially bad pancakes. Anyway, Martha will be back soon. If they do overturn her conviction, those feds are going to have to do some tall explaining. The only lesson that comes out of this case is: Don't talk to anybody about anything important without your lawyer.

Have you not heard enough about Scott Peterson? The media will be blabbering about this case for years. I'll bet that within two weeks of a verdict, there will be at least 3 tv movies about it. With any luck, nobody will watch them. We're fed up with this nonsense.

Wouldn't you just love to choke those morons at sporting events and concerts who insist on yelling, "WOOOOOOO" at the top of their lungs. The saddest part of this is that it is too late for the Darwin effect to solve the problem.

Did you know that we have city employees going around and checking garbage cans to make sure that they are properly separated? How did we ever buy in on the concept of "neat garbage?" Isn't that an oxymoron? If those a--hole environmentalists wanted the garbage neat, why didn't they invent a machine to do it? Once again, the majority is being pushed around by a few sob-sisters and their lawyers.

Well, my brother is off to the wilds of Idaho to pursue the mighty elk. This is an annual outing for him and a couple of his hunting pals. I sure wish I could go with them, but I"m too fat, too old, too sick. Damn!! Maybe he'll send me a chunk of prime elk rib.

Debates aside, (I've decided not to watch them) how could anyone in their right mind even consider voting for the super-waffler, kerry? Looking back on his record in the Senate, where he has voted for at least 350 tax increases and voted against every defensive system we've got, you would have to be a complete lunatic or a communist to consider him for anything more powerful than dog catcher. His running mate, ultra liberal edwards, has a similar dismal record. How could the democrats remotely consider these two idiots as nominees?

hillary is currently trying to shove a bill through the senate that would ban gun sales at gun shows. If she is successful, you can kiss your right to sell or give your guns to anyone, including relatives goodbye. This is exactly how the anti-gun nuts killed private ownership of firearms in Britain, Canada and Australia. Call your senator and tell him to vote against senate bill 1807. Those of us who are enjoying second amendment rights MUST win every one of these nefarious manuevers by the nuts. Losing one of these battles means a long, hard road back to freedom. Keep in mind that the foounding fathers did not write the second amendment to create a nation of rabbit hunters or target shooters. That amendment was written so the people could protect themselves from government pukes like hillary, shumer and feinstein. Our currrent federal gun laws are an almost direct copy of the gun laws written by another super patriot in Germany in 1938. His name was Adolph Hitler.

As summer drifts slowly astern, I once again realize that I am living at least 1000 miles too far north. I hate it when the temperture plummets down below 80. Soon, I'll have to start wearing shoes and socks and pants and long sleeved shirts. BOOOOO!!

So there I was, gloating over Cheney's total crushing of edwards, when it suddenly occurred to me that I really didn't give a big rat's ass who wins debates. Remember back in school? Who was on the debating team? Yes, that's right, it was all the nerds. These were the people who couldn't lead their way out of the bathroom, that is, if they could find anyone to follow them. HAH!! After all, isn't it supposed to be performance that counts? The only performance that comes immediately to mind is the wretched record of kerry and edwards in matters pertaining to the safety of this country. Their records are appalling. They have voted against every military spending bill, support for our troops, homeland security,etc., etc. The list is endless. They have voted consistently for more and more taxes. They don't believe that the people know better than they, how to spend their money. Do I care what a couple of Washington, D.C. gas bags have to say? NONONO!! If I were a conspiracy theorist (and I am), I would say that the entire debate scam was dreamed up by the media. It gives the talking heads something to babble about for a week or two. On the other hand, it gives me something to bitch about. Oh Well....

Well, the first debate is over. It went about as expected. Unfortunately, President Bush had an opportunity to completely squash the horrible kerry and he didn't do it. Rats!! The problem was that President Bush allowed his emotions to show. He didn't try to hide anything. When kerry made another of his assinine, stupid remarks, the President showed his disgust for such idiocy. I don't know if it is possible for an honest man to debate someone like kerry. I hope the next one goes better.

The entire DNC/CBS collusion mess is being investigated. My spies tell me that they will find that rather, cbs and the miserable kerry kampaign were in bed together. The arrogant, holier-than-thou, dan blather should have been fired years ago for some of the other "mistakes" he has made. Cbs seems willing to stick with this waste of human skin for reasons that I cannot fathom.

On a lighter note, Notre Dame got their butts kicked last weekend. Already, the sports writers were starting to pump up BCS for a top ten ranking for the Irish. Ain't gonna happen now, Bubba.

Another year is drifting astern without my appearance at a fishing hole. That's mostly due to the paucity of water in this valley. I need to move real bad.

The only problem with retirement is, there are no days off.

And now a few words about the ACLU. How the hell did we ever let a gang of communist shysters hijack our justice system? These guys have every government in the U.S. scared to death of lawsuits that could make them pay vast amounts of money. What for? Well, anything that the American Communist Lawyers Union (oops, was that Civil liberties?.....nope, right the first time) identifies as a likely target. If you believe that the aclu has your best interest at heart, you are sadly deluded. They are, in fact, trying to overturn our entire way of life. How do they get away with it? Well, we've got a group of gutless, left wing judges who allow themselves to fall into the liberal trap. This evil trend started with Supreme Court Justice Earl Warren and continues to this day. How do we stop it? Ask your attorney if he/she is a member of the aclu. If their answer is "yes" you reply, "you're fired." Let them know why. I will guarantee that if we start hitting the aclu members in their avaricious deep pockets, they will desert the aclu like rats from a sinking ship. We are now at a turning point in American history. We can either let the wishes of the majority prevail or we can bow to every rag-tag group of dissidents that can stumble into a courtroom.

I guess you have heard that Congress is, even as we speak, designing a law to saddle us with national I.D. cards. This is the most anti-American legislation to come out of the 9/11 commission. Both the House and the Senate are trying to rush this crap through before the end of the current session. Contact your Senator. Contact your congressman. Don't let them get away with this atrocity.

Burt Rutan has done it again!! Congratulations on the first ever civilian space flight. Soon, it will be a commercial enterprise. Kudos!!

Have you heard the latest that the far left idiots have come up with? They are blaming President Bush for the hurricanes that are ravaging the southeast! Where do they dig up this guff? How far left do you have to be to actually publish a pack of lies of this magnitude? Slightly left of Marx? Lenin? Personally, I wish that we had a President who could control the weather. He would have to be the most powerful being in this end of the galaxy!

I must apologize. It seems I counted the wretched, miserable, pond scum, michael moore, out too soon. His latest behind the back manuever is to release his thoroughly discredited movie just before the election. Even after the entire content of this rag has been proven to be completely false, he is going to try to sell it as truth and hijack the election. What a low-life pile of doggy doo doo. Every day I pray for something horrible and permanent to happen to this moron.

Unfortunately, Note Dame has won two games in a row now and the sports writers, who have deified this school will be begging for at least a number 3 or 4 rating in the BCS. USC escaped by the skin of their teeth in beating Stanford 31--28. My favorite team, the incredible Okies, were idle this week. My second favorite team, the Cornhuskers, continues to get their asses kicked. I don't think their wonderful new system, installed by their wonderful new coach is working. If they lose any more games this year, he'll be history. Oh well.

And now a few words to the ladies. More specifically, the ladies who plan on voting for kerry. If you want terrorism in American streets, if you want to see your children slaughtered on their way to school, if you want to wear that muslim garb and revert to third class citizenship, then go ahead and vote for kerry. kerry thinks he can warmly embrace the radicals, explain what a swell group of fellows we are, and they will come running to the peace table. He does not understand that there are millions of radicals out there whose only goal in life is to kill westerners, more specifically, Americans. They don't want to negotiate. They don't want to talk. THEY WANT TO KILLUS!!! Wake up. You should have learned from 9/11 that these guys don't want us in the world, anywhere. kerry believes he can achieve some sort of settlement with these idiots. WRONG!!! Look at the condition of the middle east. Do you think it got that way in the last 10 years? 50 years? 100 years? NO! These guys have been fighting each other and all of us "infidels" for 5,000 years. Anyone who thinks we are going to ride our white horse into Iraq, wave a white flag and cause a sudden miracle is fatally mistaken. On the other hand, kerry has taken every side of every issue before our country in the last 30 years. Maybe he'll magically waffle his way over to President Bush's viewpoint. Maybe he already has. It's hard to tell from day to day which way he'll flip-flop next.